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A gay and a lesbian kiss - are we now "straight"?

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posted on Jan, 14 2019 @ 10:37 AM
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You over-think.
If it feels right, go with it.




posted on Jan, 14 2019 @ 10:40 AM
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Thank you.



posted on Jan, 14 2019 @ 11:10 AM
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Is it a nasal infection everybody has?

No, since our drought in the Cape (RSA) the plants haven't really taken root yet.

When you walk, the dust goes in your face.



posted on Jan, 14 2019 @ 11:42 AM
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originally posted by: halfoldman
a reply to: Nyiah

Maybe, but I think I just got too drunk.

But everybody was.

Yeah, but two different situations.

One last night, and one earlier in the week.

But last night, I drove to the last bar with my "lesbian" sister (well she drove).

But once at this bar I couldn't find them.

I walked home.

That's all that happened.

Because now, as gender politics go, will she claim I "raped" or "molested" her?

A very real fear for men.

But I suppose she cannot, because when we kissed everybody saw it.
It was a mutual thing.
And then I walked home.
And I don't think much could have transpired with a five minute drive from one bar to another.
But probably the right choice to walk home, and remove myself from the situation.

The other situation (earlier this week), there was no booze involved.
Just people mistakenly leaving the gates open (wasn't me), and suddenly this huge German Shepard on the loose.
But luckily that was successfully contained too.
Stress, man - just stress.
But all good.

All's well that ends well.


So to get down to the nitty gritty:

You are a gay man and snogged a gay woman whilst drunk... IMO nowt to worry about.

However... Did you snog the dog or dogs?



posted on Jan, 14 2019 @ 11:49 AM
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As a gay man, yeah I snogged the lesbian lady.

Did I snog the dog?
No, I made a joke once, ages ago.
No, not my scene.

I wanna be buddies with the wolf yeah.
I want him on my "team".

I want to be friends, not enemies.

But nothing more.
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posted on Jan, 14 2019 @ 12:04 PM
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originally posted by: halfoldman
As a gay man, yeah I snogged the lesbian lady.

Did I snog the dog?
No, I made a joke once, ages ago.
No, not my scene.

I wanna be buddies with the wolf yeah.
I want him on my "team".

I want to be friends, not enemies.

But nothing more.


As a long time veterinary (ex military) may I suggest that you try to do an olfactive test on said wolves testicles with ones nose?

Children: Do not I REPEAT... DO NOT repeat what you read in books, see on TV or read from some knob on internet.

Sorry I am in Amsterdam for a couple of days on a business meeting and my sense of humour just had an eppy...🤣

Enjoy every day HOM

Respects

Lags



posted on Jan, 14 2019 @ 12:08 PM
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a reply to: Lagomorphe

Ha, thanks for the laughs brother!



Or sister - now I'm in the doo-doo again.



posted on Jan, 14 2019 @ 12:11 PM
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Excuse me, it's Ma' am!

That was just the funniest thing I ever saw in my life.



posted on Jan, 14 2019 @ 12:24 PM
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a reply to: halfoldman




We had drinks and shooters


People do all kinds of things when they drink.



posted on Jan, 14 2019 @ 12:33 PM
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And isn't it the strangest thing, from China around the world to the US, this drug is legal?

Beer, wine, tequila ... ?

But that's how the world turns.



posted on Jan, 14 2019 @ 12:54 PM
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originally posted by: halfoldman
a reply to: Lagomorphe

Ha, thanks for the laughs brother!



Or sister - now I'm in the doo-doo again.


Being in the poo (doo doo) depends on how you master your nose..



posted on Jan, 14 2019 @ 01:15 PM
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Have some sympathy ...

www.youtube.com...
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posted on Jan, 14 2019 @ 01:23 PM
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originally posted by: halfoldman
Have some sympathy ...

www.youtube.com...


I will get back with some camp stuff tomorrow when I get to my seedy hotel in the Netherlands.

Google « the only way is up » by yazz in the meantime.



posted on Jan, 14 2019 @ 01:26 PM
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originally posted by: SeaWorthy
a reply to: halfoldman




We had drinks and shooters


People do all kinds of things when they drink.


Drank, dronk our drunk?

Personally I am not as prunk as sum deeple plunk I am!



posted on Jan, 14 2019 @ 03:34 PM
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Stir it up.




posted on Jan, 14 2019 @ 03:42 PM
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One thing that happened, I did find several avocados.

You gonna eat those?

Yip, I think I actually will.



posted on Jan, 14 2019 @ 03:59 PM
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Offer it to the Lord, and make it prasadam.

What is prasadam?
krishna.org...

It is the Lord's mercy.
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posted on Jan, 14 2019 @ 04:27 PM
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Through faith (Love to God), everything becomes purified.



posted on Jan, 14 2019 @ 05:30 PM
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One lady got invited to their "church".

She said it was the most horrific thing she ever experienced.
Yeah, and that was "Christian".
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posted on Jan, 14 2019 @ 05:35 PM
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They never invite me!

I guess, they know what you're gonna say.



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