posted on Jan, 11 2019 @ 12:28 AM
I thought with this crazy political climate it might be fun to come up with some possible future headlines and news stories.
University of Syracuse To change nickname and school colors because Trump is orange
In a what can only be described as a "stunning" move , the university of Syracuse has announced plans to change the schools colors and nickname to
avoid any association to Donald Trump and Nazis.
The "board of Trustees" released a statement Thursday saying
" After weeks of protests on campus we are announcing big changes at Syracuse .
We listened , we heard you. Effective immediately We will no longer be known as the "ORANGE" or "ORANGEMEN" . Obviously we will be changing our
school colors as well.
We will be painting all buildings on campus so you can focus on your studies and not be reminded of the bad man.
We are announcing a contest to decide our new nickname and colors, please submit all ideas to us by email.."
Is this proof that TDS is real ? This reporter thinks it is.
Most students at the university, in the heart of New York state are happy with the move with one Junior girl saying
" Like I am like so frikin happy right now . Whenever I like walk the campus I like see all the orange and like it like makes me think of Donald
Trump and sometimes I like breakdown and have to like go back to my dormroom because its like just to much to handle,
So like yeah this should help."
But not every one was on Board , Football coach Dino Babers had this to say.
"Oh my god these people are so F##### stupid"
Other "orange" universities are facing similar protests and are reported to be considering action.
But the university of Tennessee and Texas have both said they will never go this far.
Donald Trump has responded with a tweet.
"Can you believe the democrats at Syracuse are so stupid? TDS is real.
We need a wall around new York. #democratssuck #buildawall #MAGA"
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This was satire...