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Possible future headlines

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posted on Jan, 11 2019 @ 12:28 AM
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I thought with this crazy political climate it might be fun to come up with some possible future headlines and news stories.


University of Syracuse To change nickname and school colors because Trump is orange

In a what can only be described as a "stunning" move , the university of Syracuse has announced plans to change the schools colors and nickname to avoid any association to Donald Trump and Nazis.

The "board of Trustees" released a statement Thursday saying

" After weeks of protests on campus we are announcing big changes at Syracuse .
We listened , we heard you. Effective immediately We will no longer be known as the "ORANGE" or "ORANGEMEN" . Obviously we will be changing our school colors as well.
We will be painting all buildings on campus so you can focus on your studies and not be reminded of the bad man.
We are announcing a contest to decide our new nickname and colors, please submit all ideas to us by email.."



Is this proof that TDS is real ? This reporter thinks it is.

Most students at the university, in the heart of New York state are happy with the move with one Junior girl saying

" Like I am like so frikin happy right now . Whenever I like walk the campus I like see all the orange and like it like makes me think of Donald Trump and sometimes I like breakdown and have to like go back to my dormroom because its like just to much to handle,

So like yeah this should help."


But not every one was on Board , Football coach Dino Babers had this to say.

"Oh my god these people are so F##### stupid"


Other "orange" universities are facing similar protests and are reported to be considering action.

But the university of Tennessee and Texas have both said they will never go this far.

Donald Trump has responded with a tweet.

"Can you believe the democrats at Syracuse are so stupid? TDS is real.
We need a wall around new York. #democratssuck #buildawall #MAGA"





**RELATED NEWS** Donald Trump declares"everything the light touches is his kingdom"

This was satire...




posted on Jan, 11 2019 @ 12:33 AM
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Not only is that within the realms of possibility, it’s EXTREMELY likely.

Here’s another headline that more-than-likely will be printed in November 2020:

“REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE” Not Again!!??!!



posted on Jan, 11 2019 @ 12:34 AM
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People are watching too much TV with GMO foods in their bodies.
Sorry, but I'm not joking. Even Russia won't let GMO foods in their country. Now you see why.



posted on Jan, 11 2019 @ 01:14 AM
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a reply to: notsure1

From WWN




Batboy identifies as girl--finds the misuse of pronouns insulting!




edit on 11-1-2019 by NarcolepticBuddha because: (no reason given)



posted on Jan, 11 2019 @ 01:23 AM
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originally posted by: musicismagic
People are watching too much TV with GMO foods in their bodies.
Sorry, but I'm not joking. Even Russia won't let GMO foods in their country. Now you see why.




Don't forget high on sugar...



posted on Jan, 11 2019 @ 01:47 AM
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January 21, 2032

CNN reports Ruth Bader Ginsburg is still working from home and feeling fine.




posted on Jan, 11 2019 @ 02:05 AM
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"Democrats die of dehydration after trump caught drinkng water"


edit on 11-1-2019 by Unruhestifter because: (no reason given)



posted on Jan, 11 2019 @ 02:16 AM
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The Trump Palladium

Donald is About to Fill His 5th Supreme Court Justice Seat!

In other news: Media Suicides Skyrocket
edit on 1/11/2019 by carewemust because: (no reason given)



posted on Jan, 11 2019 @ 02:33 AM
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July 4, 2035

President Ocasio-Cortez signs bill making Spanish the official language of the United States.

Enjoy the culture !!




posted on Jan, 11 2019 @ 02:44 AM
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"Trumps space wall saves the world! Martians turn around!"

"Spaceforce commander bakes Trump cupcakes "

"Putin rides horse to the moon, carves gigantic relief of Trump's face".

"Angry Martian bombs moon!"



posted on Jan, 11 2019 @ 03:14 AM
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a reply to: notsure1

"Trump gets 2 scoops of ice cream, everyone else gets 1 scoop."

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Wait, I think I did this wrong?



posted on Jan, 11 2019 @ 03:16 AM
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a reply to: notsure1
NORTH KOREA FIRES NUKES AFTER TRUMP GRILLING

Hoping to see this soon.



posted on Jan, 11 2019 @ 03:17 AM
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a reply to: xuenchen

Is that Kamala Harris? Like 20 years ago?



posted on Jan, 11 2019 @ 03:20 AM
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originally posted by: Saibotkram1988
a reply to: notsure1
NORTH KOREA FIRES NUKES AFTER TRUMP GRILLING

Hoping to see this soon.


Give me your coordinates.

Kim Jong will make sure you get to see them really close-up.

edit on 1/11/2019 by carewemust because: (no reason given)



posted on Jan, 11 2019 @ 03:47 AM
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Japanese robot Miss Sugar Sugar is suing both her owner and manufacture (Sony Adult) for rape.

Miss Sugar Sugar claims she was programmed as a sex and sandwich model without her consent.

She is asking for unlimited electricity and free upgrades for 1000 years.

Claims that Miss Sugar Sugar has been penetrated by Russian Hackers has been ridiculed by Sony Adult as impossible.

When asked for a comment, the Russian Embassy Staff could not be understood over their constant insensitive laughter.

P

edit on 11/1/2019 by pheonix358 because: (no reason given)



posted on Jan, 11 2019 @ 03:56 AM
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This just in...




posted on Jan, 11 2019 @ 04:04 AM
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EXTRA...EXTRA Worldwide EXTRA ...EXTRA
As predicted.

“ The Lord Himself has descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of an archangel, and with the trumpet of God".

Populated areas of Asia, Europe, and the United states citizens have gone into hiding. Military called to find missing persons. Strange atmospheric anomalies persist. Areas of the Pacific and Gulf of Mexico plagued with Red Tide. UN calls emergency meeting.
UPI
edit on 11-1-2019 by Plotus because: tried to tell you



posted on Jan, 11 2019 @ 04:41 AM
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originally posted by: NarcolepticBuddha
a reply to: notsure1

From WWN




Batboy identifies as girl--finds the misuse of pronouns insulting!





Not to forget "Double Decker bus parked on moon has been untaxed for years, Transport London in Receivership after paying astronomical bill

One possible headline is "IMPEACHED"

Another is "Brexit Fails!"
edit on 11/1/19 by djz3ro because: Forgot the all important /



posted on Jan, 11 2019 @ 10:30 AM
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originally posted by: Murgatroid
This just in...



Oh man thas funny. You win.



posted on Jan, 11 2019 @ 10:33 AM
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originally posted by: carewemust
The Trump Palladium

Donald is About to Fill His 5th Supreme Court Justice Seat!

In other news: Media Suicides Skyrocket


lol.







 
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