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I would be ashamed of my nation if Reeee had been invented in the UK.

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posted on Jan, 3 2019 @ 10:49 AM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: LSU2018

Dick is really popular in the UK.

He did get rid of his acne, so he isn't called, "spotted" any longer though.



Dude, you're killing me. I was drinking some Mt Dew when I read that. Now my shirt is spotted. I'm still no fan of dick though.




posted on Jan, 3 2019 @ 10:51 AM
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a reply to: LSU2018

Lighten up, mate.

Alright, I'm happy to agree that stupid is the wrong word here. How about "A bit of a dick"?



Of course, maybe you're going against the grain here and making up your own terms/definitions, something you've been against throughout this entire thread.


Do what, mate?



posted on Jan, 3 2019 @ 10:53 AM
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originally posted by: CriticalStinker

originally posted by: oldcarpy
a reply to: CriticalStinker

Your'e a bit of a card, aren't you?



Is that what British people call Americans who have lawyers on retainer and a therapist they know more about than many of their close friends?

Yes.





Not really, no.


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posted on Jan, 3 2019 @ 10:53 AM
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originally posted by: oldcarpy
a reply to: LSU2018

Yes, that's about right.


Imagine that.



posted on Jan, 3 2019 @ 10:54 AM
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a reply to: LSU2018

Yes, give it a try.



posted on Jan, 3 2019 @ 10:54 AM
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The US is turning into a giant High School, cliques and all.



posted on Jan, 3 2019 @ 10:54 AM
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originally posted by: CriticalStinker
a reply to: DBCowboy


What did I miss?


Nothing, we were just about to spark the discussion on why the Brits are always mono toned and can't vocalize emotion.

My theory, the spotted dicks damaged all of their vocal cords.

My solution, just the tip.


Just a spot of dick indeed.



posted on Jan, 3 2019 @ 10:55 AM
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Imagine the lulz this thread would generate at 4chan seeing you all even discuss this....




buncha 30yr+ olds eating up the chan-culture.



posted on Jan, 3 2019 @ 10:55 AM
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originally posted by: oldcarpy

originally posted by: CriticalStinker

originally posted by: oldcarpy
a reply to: CriticalStinker

Your'e a bit of a card, aren't you?



Is that what British people call Americans who have lawyers on retainer and a therapist they know more about than many of their close friends?

Yes.





Not really, no.



Lol, I was just kidding anyways.

My kind of high functioning sociopath would never allow me to ask for help or talk about my feelings.

The latter part kind of makes me British, right?



posted on Jan, 3 2019 @ 10:56 AM
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originally posted by: oldcarpy
a reply to: LSU2018

No, I got it on yours.


Try to find a source that isn't anti-police and anti-Republican. It's tough but they're out there.



posted on Jan, 3 2019 @ 10:57 AM
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originally posted by: oldcarpy
a reply to: LSU2018

In parts of the West Country people call each other "Moi lover".

I had never heard of Reeeee before today.

You Yanks really do need to lighten up, though.


I'm not a yank. Those guys are 12 hours north of me.



posted on Jan, 3 2019 @ 10:57 AM
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a reply to: CriticalStinker

You are getting the hang of things nicely. Talk about our feelings? Indeed not. Harrumph.



posted on Jan, 3 2019 @ 10:58 AM
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a reply to: LSU2018

Apologies.



posted on Jan, 3 2019 @ 10:58 AM
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a reply to: Lysergic

Personally I love these threads.

It's like people know it's bait coming into it and take it anyways.

I can be joking and satirical the whole time, and people will be laughing about it, and then all of a sudden a yahoo comes up like "You f###### d### head, you're gonna get whats coming to you". Grade A hilarious and awesome.

You'd think that people understand I don't get energy from caloric intake, but rather trolling. Threads like this make me think I'm a snake, one meal for the whole month.



posted on Jan, 3 2019 @ 11:00 AM
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I'm back from the pub, had a hearty meal of crap British food, filled me up though didn't have room to fit a spotted dick in me, might even clean my crooked British teeth now lol.
Just caught up on this thread, thanks for all the replies, it's been hilarious reading.
Some good banter from US folk and some really butt hurt Americans, funny mixed bag!
Glad I started it now, tongue in cheek but with a hint of seriousness...



posted on Jan, 3 2019 @ 11:06 AM
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a reply to: CornishCeltGuy

I think this thread is turning out just like This gem you had a while back

Although I haven't been able to trigger any Brits this time around, damn shame really.
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posted on Jan, 3 2019 @ 11:09 AM
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originally posted by: oldcarpy
a reply to: LSU2018

Lighten up, mate.

Alright, I'm happy to agree that stupid is the wrong word here. How about "A bit of a dick"?



Of course, maybe you're going against the grain here and making up your own terms/definitions, something you've been against throughout this entire thread.


Do what, mate?



Just letting you know what stupid means. A bit of a dick, sure, but what billionaire isn't a dick?



posted on Jan, 3 2019 @ 11:10 AM
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originally posted by: oldcarpy
a reply to: LSU2018

Yes, give it a try.


I'll pass. Thank you though.



posted on Jan, 3 2019 @ 11:11 AM
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a reply to: CriticalStinker
Mate, you have been great for the banter, I've laughed at a few of your posts.
Oldcarpy the same, he's on one today haha!
...you have to spill a Brit's pint or look at his bird to trigger them, then you really get to know Reee! We aren't even allowed normal pint glasses in pubs anymore, only plastic or glass which shatters to small pieces so we don't cut each others faces open when we go reee!



posted on Jan, 3 2019 @ 11:12 AM
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originally posted by: oldcarpy
a reply to: LSU2018

Apologies.


That's ok, lover, it happens.







 
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