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I would be ashamed of my nation if Reeee had been invented in the UK.

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posted on Jan, 3 2019 @ 09:52 AM
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a reply to: oldcarpy

Little known fact about Americans, we are actually born with guns in our hands.

Delivery and nursery staff have the highest death rate in the nation second to people who drive too slow in front of me.




posted on Jan, 3 2019 @ 09:52 AM
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a reply to: Kryties

Damn, I didn't realize how comfortable you guys all were talking about how much you love spotted dick.



posted on Jan, 3 2019 @ 09:55 AM
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a reply to: LSU2018

Dick is really popular in the UK.

He did get rid of his acne, so he isn't called, "spotted" any longer though.



posted on Jan, 3 2019 @ 09:55 AM
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originally posted by: sapien82
a reply to: MetalThunder

Binge gamers are actually a good group to target , because they have effectively been running combat simulations in their heads playing RTS war games and FPS , I know they are far removed from real life in terms of realism etc
but the core elements of tactics and strategy are there in every wargame

harvesting gamers and then turning them into killing machines is a great idea for the army!

Im surprised we arent all being trained for some great future war, you know all those aliens we love to frag in games, thus making it easier for us to blow them all to bits in real life when it happens!



Gamers are also used to immediately respawning after a bad decision. 90% of them probably wouldn't step foot into battle.



posted on Jan, 3 2019 @ 09:57 AM
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a reply to: DBCowboy


Little known fact about Americans, we are actually born with guns in our hands.


Another little known fact, if you throw an American infant in a pool, they'll get wet, they will also do a funny dance looking thing.



posted on Jan, 3 2019 @ 09:57 AM
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"Do we have to get a permit to go get a clue in the UK?

Asking for a friend."

No. No permit is needed here but it is generally regarded as being only polite to get a clue before expressing one's otherwise ill-informed opinion.
edit on 3-1-2019 by oldcarpy because: (no reason given)



posted on Jan, 3 2019 @ 09:58 AM
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originally posted by: CornishCeltGuy
a reply to: MetalThunder
How is that a Reeee argument?
Gamers are the drone pilot future for the British army.


Well I guess that's good. Our drone pilots are drone pilots that were trained in real life.



posted on Jan, 3 2019 @ 09:58 AM
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a reply to: CriticalStinker

That's why we have guns.

So the infants can shoot those who wish to toss them into pools.



posted on Jan, 3 2019 @ 09:59 AM
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originally posted by: Kryties
a reply to: sapien82

He may have pressed a button in an elevator like.....once. It hurt so much he never did it again.


Gleaming example of a post I can see the REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE response for.



posted on Jan, 3 2019 @ 10:00 AM
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a reply to: oldcarpy


No. No permit is needed here but it is generally regarded as being only polite to get a clue before expressing one's otherwise ill-informed opinion.


Here in America, we have two mouths, one's lower than the other.

The bottom one can be used for "winging it", I know idioms don't translate so let me know if you need me to elaborate.



posted on Jan, 3 2019 @ 10:01 AM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

here - you may find this advice useful if you ever travel to the UK:

Travelling in the UK - Advice for Americans



posted on Jan, 3 2019 @ 10:05 AM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: oldcarpy



The simpler the better, for some Americans.


We need pictures.



"Once dead, feel free to enjoy any remaining Capri-Sun liquid."

I dry heaved a little when I read that.



posted on Jan, 3 2019 @ 10:05 AM
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originally posted by: oldcarpy
a reply to: DBCowboy

here - you may find this advice useful if you ever travel to the UK:

Travelling in the UK - Advice for Americans






Got a few paragraphs down and recognized I'd been bamboozled by typical dry British satire.

They almost got away with it, but one statement was just far too flagrant.


British cuisine enjoys a well deserved reputation as the most sublime gastronomic pleasure available to man.



posted on Jan, 3 2019 @ 10:06 AM
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a reply to: CriticalStinker

Yeah - I knew I'd never slip that one past you.



posted on Jan, 3 2019 @ 10:08 AM
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Lmaoooo! So in the same sentence as saying u people in the UK don’t call eachother names u call us in the US fking nuts and basically sht on our culture... So the UK doesn’t come up with stupid terms to call anything?? WHAT ABOUT “BREXIT” loll in the same breath as saying u guys in the UK don’t call eachother names U CALL US NAMES LOL. But whatever makes u feel better about urself and the current horrible situation in the UK. Cheers mate! a reply to: CornishCeltGuy



posted on Jan, 3 2019 @ 10:08 AM
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a reply to: oldcarpy

You see?

We can be friends here.

Those useful tips are appreciated!





Habits
Ever since their Tory government wholeheartedly embraced full union with Europe, the Brits have been attempting to adopt certain continental customs, such as the large midday meal followed by a two or three hour siesta, which they call a "wank." As this is still a fairly new practice in Britain, it is not uncommon for people to oversleep (alarm clocks, alas, do not work there due to the magnetic pull from Greenwich). If you are late for supper, simply apologize and explain that you were having a wank-everyone will understand and forgive you.



posted on Jan, 3 2019 @ 10:11 AM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

Your welcome. Happy to help. No trouble at all. Off to catch a bumbershoot shortly.



posted on Jan, 3 2019 @ 10:12 AM
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originally posted by: oldcarpy
a reply to: IgnoranceIsntBlisss

OK so you saw some stuff on the news. I live here and that's a load of tosh but hey - what do I know? So, some Brits got a bit "Miffed". No one died.


Is that it? Because you literally just told IIB this:


Calm down, dear.

You obviously are unaware of how things are done in this Country, probably because your TV news is so #e:


So our news on British politics is a load of tosh, but your news on American politics is A-1?



posted on Jan, 3 2019 @ 10:13 AM
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a reply to: LSU2018

Yes, that's about right.



posted on Jan, 3 2019 @ 10:14 AM
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a reply to: CornishCeltGuy

Be careful what you ask for. Reeeer culture is spreading



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