posted on Jan, 1 2019 @ 08:42 AM
Welcome to the new year!
Still no flying cars, so WTF?
Anyway. . . . it is time for new year resolutions.
I (of course) always make and keep mine, but I understand that some don't.
SO what are your resolutions for the new year?
I have several.
I plan to;
1. Continue blinking
2. Stay fat and unhealthy
3. Drink too much
4. Lose more hair
5. Occasionally shave
6. Irritate people
7. Continue to work on my banjo-disco fusion album
8. Publish my book, "Why Jesus Voted For Trump"
9. Fart loudly
and for the final DB resolution of 2019. . . . .
10. Sing bad opera while grocery shopping!