I always thought Ronald and Pennywise could have been a charming item.
And a life-sized statue of Ronald always sat on a bench outside the "golden arches" (the Cantina Tequila bar was across the road - so no wonder people
regularly got arrested for performing lewd acts with the reclining clown statue).
Mom, dad - I need to tell you something.
I'm in jail.
We knew it! Was it drugs, and you robbed some place?
No it was tequila, and I made-out with the clown statue in front of MacDonald's.
But as much as I enjoyed my recent experience with MacDonald's, where did the clown go anyway?
The mascot went AWOL, he's nowhere to be seen.
Apparently, I'm not the first person to notice either.
And yeah - apparently it has to with It, and the negative light in which the "clown community" is viewed lately.
edit on 2-1-2019 by halfoldman because: (no reason given)
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