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Free Christmas Gifts for our Liberal ATS Members

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posted on Dec, 25 2018 @ 02:43 PM
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a reply to: CraftyArrow

And an indictment, president trumps name on it, to wipe our bums.




posted on Dec, 25 2018 @ 02:48 PM
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a reply to: CraftyArrow

Generally, giving Christmas gifts that may be obtained for nothing anyway is not considered a magnanimous gesture in polite society. For example, in Victorian England, giving a child a lump of coal for Christmas was actually considered a punishment for being bad.

So please accept my gift to you of a brown paper bag of human feces. I'll leave it up to you to source the brown paper bag and feces, though.




posted on Dec, 25 2018 @ 03:05 PM
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a reply to: chr0naut

Looks like we've moved from the mud pit to the latrine.



posted on Dec, 25 2018 @ 03:06 PM
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lol
The irony of a crafty arrow missing the bullseye.

Merry Christmas!



posted on Dec, 25 2018 @ 03:08 PM
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OP, how dare you get snarky with your political opponents.

only leftists are allowed to be snarky. watch any late night tv.

Conservatives must be passive and apologetic.

[/sarcasm]



posted on Dec, 25 2018 @ 03:10 PM
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Came to hijack and discuss how Santa and his Reindeer are really aliens

The grays


Discuss



posted on Dec, 25 2018 @ 03:16 PM
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I thought the Grinch's heart grew three times larger on Christmas Day.

Oh well.

MERRY CHRISTMAS.



posted on Dec, 25 2018 @ 03:35 PM
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originally posted by: zazzafrazz
Thank you for your heart felt Christian kindness on this Scared and Blessed day. Did you just get back from church an hour ago before mocking your neighbors?
You truly honor the Lord by your actions.

I thank you for the Bible gift, I now return a gift to you in kind.

Perhaps today of all days you may actually hear his message....but maybe it's just more important to be a funny guy on Christmas day.

Open your gifts slowly, treasure them, they will be the best you've ever received as it appears you never have received these before.
Colossians 3:!2


12 Therefore, as God’s chosen people, holy and dearly loved, clothe yourselves with compassion, kindness, humility, gentleness and patience.


Matthew 5:!6


16 In the same way, let your light shine before others, that they may see your good deeds and glorify your Father in heaven.


On Christmas day you should read several times his COMMAND (not his polite request)


12 My command is this: Love each other as I have loved you.


Matthew 7:12

Therefore all things whatsoever ye would that men should do to you, do ye even so to them



So Merry Christmas neighbors. May your day be joyful AND Christlike.


But, but what about Hillary?

Merry Christmas!



posted on Dec, 25 2018 @ 03:45 PM
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a reply to: CraftyArrow



Wanna party like it's nineteen ninety five ?
Cult 45's got your back bro'




posted on Dec, 25 2018 @ 04:51 PM
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a reply to: CraftyArrow

Man look at all the triggered snowflakes falling, falling down on Christmas day!

Well done OP



posted on Dec, 25 2018 @ 05:32 PM
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originally posted by: NarcolepticBuddha
a reply to: CraftyArrow

Man look at all the triggered snowflakes falling, falling down on Christmas day!

Well done OP

Ya, you guys are soooo cool.



posted on Dec, 25 2018 @ 06:03 PM
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Here I thought we were going to donate tissues and medicated pads for their sore asses. Merry Christmas!!!



posted on Dec, 25 2018 @ 06:28 PM
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posted on Dec, 25 2018 @ 06:33 PM
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Congratulations on a thread which could have been made by a teenage boy. Honestly; you people are meant to be adults.



posted on Dec, 25 2018 @ 06:37 PM
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originally posted by: fencesitter85
Congratulations on a thread which could have been made by a teenage boy. Honestly; you people are meant to be adults.


Its just fun, after all the right wasn't on the ground screaming at the sky or crying that they lost. Those people were ment to be adults also.



posted on Dec, 25 2018 @ 06:38 PM
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originally posted by: dawnstar
lol... we should all send a copy of the constitution to the president!!!



What are you talking about? He's the only one in Government even remotely upholding it. The Liberals are the ones wanting to destroy the 1st and 2nd Amendments. Trump is trying to save them from those vultures.



posted on Dec, 25 2018 @ 06:49 PM
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a reply to: CraftyArrow

In the spirit of Christmas, here’s some free gifts for the right wingers on ats..

1. A more age appropriate copy of the US constitution www.usconstitution.net...

2. The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
www.klps.pl...

3. The entire box set of Jey Springer
www.amazon.com...

4. 6 Genious ideas to teach your right winger to colour within the lines
parenting.firstcry.com...

5. A festive how to guide on making your own klu klux klan hood
www.quora.com...

MERRY CHRISTMAS!



posted on Dec, 25 2018 @ 07:02 PM
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a reply to: CraftyArrow


fa·nat·ic
/fəˈnadik/
noun
noun: fanatic; plural noun: fanatics

1.
a person filled with excessive and single-minded zeal, especially for an extreme religious or political cause.


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posted on Dec, 25 2018 @ 07:09 PM
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originally posted by: hillbilly4rent

originally posted by: fencesitter85
Congratulations on a thread which could have been made by a teenage boy. Honestly; you people are meant to be adults.


Its just fun, after all the right wasn't on the ground screaming at the sky or crying that they lost. Those people were ment to be adults also.


#NotMyChristmas



posted on Dec, 25 2018 @ 08:14 PM
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a reply to: JimNasium

While I agree with most of the OP's listings. I will however disagree on Satanic, babylonian, pagan holiday known as "Christ -Mass"

Christmas is a PAGAN holiday, not a Christian one. December 25th was NOT the birthday of Yeshuah. It was the birthday of the wicked ruler NIMROD.





Christmas= Christ-Mass. (As in the massacre of Christ).

When you celebrate Christmas, you are actually celebrating the killing of Christ on the cross.

Santa Clause= Satan Claws.



Real Christians do not celebrate the holidays. The bible also speaks out against the Christmas tree. Read Jeremiah, the Christmas tree is actually Satanic/Babylonian.

Jeremiah 10:2-4 King James Version (KJV)
2 Thus saith the Lord, Learn not the way of the heathen, and be not dismayed at the signs of heaven; for the heathen are dismayed at them.

3 For the customs of the people are vain: for one cutteth a tree out of the forest, the work of the hands of the workman, with the axe.

4 They deck it with silver and with gold; they fasten it with nails and with hammers, that it move not.




You are either a fanatic or a seeker of knowledge/ truth.
Choose your path wisely.
Seek Yeshuah and HIS way.
And remember; KEEP THE COMMANDMENTS.

Happy May Christ Rise against Pagan helly days day.


PS: I am neither left nor right. I simply follow the King James bible and what it actually says.

Just saying.



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