That's just LAZY

originally posted by: highvein

originally posted by: Lumenari

originally posted by: highvein
a reply to: Lumenari


I am just trying to get a job while staying positive about my laziness.

It is all about how you word the resume.

Sell yourself as energy-conserving!

LMAO! I will add that one.

I think if you wanted to do it right you could point out that you have less of a carbon footprint than other employees because you need less calories.

You are a green worker.... the worker of the future!

originally posted by: Lumenari

originally posted by: highvein

originally posted by: Lumenari

originally posted by: highvein
a reply to: Lumenari


I am just trying to get a job while staying positive about my laziness.

It is all about how you word the resume.

Sell yourself as energy-conserving!

LMAO! I will add that one.

I think if you wanted to do it right you could point out that you have less of a carbon footprint than other employees because you need less calories.

You are a green worker.... the worker of the future!

I have learned to conserve energy through communication measures such as eye rolling and sighs.

IKR? And have you seen those lazy ass MFers who go into a restaurant and order food and wait while someone else cooks it and brings it to them? They even pay them extra to be friendly!

originally posted by: Lumenari

originally posted by: JinMI
a reply to: Lumenari

I went in there the other day on a toilet paper scavenge run... they had 6 rolls of toilet paper sitting by the sink, all with 3 or 4 squares left. Then one full roll.

Great. You've just escalated the decades long cold war into a hot war.

You are now responsible for the apocalypse.

I probably did that last year when I took some JB weld and put the lid on my toilet permanently down.

Wandering in at 2AM with the lights off and plopping my ass into water was the cause of that...

Then they managed to pee all over the lid, so now the door is locked.

Again, men are ... odd.

You monster.

originally posted by: BrianFlanders
IKR? And have you seen those lazy ass MFers who go into a restaurant and order food and wait while someone else cooks it and brings it to them? They even pay them extra to be friendly!

Even worse I think is those government employees.. the ones that go to offices and do about 15 minutes of actual work all week and I get to pay them to do so.

I've even heard I pay money out of my check so that they can post on ATS and places like that...

a reply to: Lumenari

Hey, shilling is a full time job. Definitely not lazy. A sick mind like that never stops working!