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That's just LAZY

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posted on Dec, 21 2018 @ 08:57 PM
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I got back to my hotel with some chinese takeout.

I see a grubhub delivery guy. For those who don't know what that is, good you're probably not a very lazy individual.

In his tote is a takeout container from a fast food literally in the same lot, less than 1,000 feet away.

Wow and I thought that 'carhop' service at WacArnold's was pushing the lazy envelope.

I guess I shouldn't be surprised. I've seen people back out of their driveway just to grab their mail out the car window and roll back up to the house.

What's the laziest stuff you've seen people do?




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posted on Dec, 21 2018 @ 09:12 PM
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a reply to: NarcolepticBuddha

IDK if it's the laziest, but it's the most irritating.

The folks that don't return their carts to the store or in the cart corral!



posted on Dec, 21 2018 @ 09:17 PM
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it would be rough though

delivering mcdonalds to some asshole

have to jack a couple of his nuggets

whats he gonna do



posted on Dec, 21 2018 @ 09:24 PM
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a reply to: NarcolepticBuddha


You should always hire lazy people. They figure out how to do the job the easiest way possible.



posted on Dec, 21 2018 @ 09:27 PM
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originally posted by: highvein
a reply to: NarcolepticBuddha


You should always hire lazy people. They figure out how to do the job the easiest way possible.


Lmao sorry but that is too funny!

Actually made me chuckle



posted on Dec, 21 2018 @ 09:29 PM
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a reply to: TinySickTears

Probably get you fired. Which wouldn't be a bad idea?

Lazy. Hm.

Oh. A friend back in high school lived in a Queen Anne-style house similar to the renowned James Alldis House. His room was on the second story and the window set directly onto the roof over the garage.

He used to piss in empty quart bottles of Old English and dump them out on the roof. The bathroom was directly downstairs.

Most lazy? Nah. First thing that came to mind.

In fact, in my younger years, I'm sure I bested him, somehow.
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posted on Dec, 21 2018 @ 09:30 PM
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originally posted by: Allaroundyou

originally posted by: highvein
a reply to: NarcolepticBuddha


You should always hire lazy people. They figure out how to do the job the easiest way possible.


Lmao sorry but that is too funny!

Actually made me chuckle



Thank you. I have had that one on reserve for quiet some time now.



posted on Dec, 21 2018 @ 09:32 PM
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if your at a hotel it may be a stupid problem and not a lazzy one

carts wtf why is it so hard to put ur damm cart back makes me wana do hulk smash with a cart and someones windsheild

i call out bad parking as lazzy why is 1 tire not in your space no way you just didnt see that fix your damm parking all u have to do is dive its not even hard wtf



posted on Dec, 21 2018 @ 09:32 PM
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originally posted by: highvein
a reply to: NarcolepticBuddha


You should always hire lazy people. They figure out how to do the job the easiest way possible.



The most half-assed way is more like it.




posted on Dec, 21 2018 @ 09:43 PM
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originally posted by: IgnoranceIsntBlisss

originally posted by: highvein
a reply to: NarcolepticBuddha


You should always hire lazy people. They figure out how to do the job the easiest way possible.



The most half-assed way is more like it.




Well, not if the are hard working lazy people.



posted on Dec, 21 2018 @ 09:50 PM
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a reply to: NarcolepticBuddha

I got one for ya.

As I was in the kitchen thinking about getting some wine I remembered I would have reach up to the top shelf and then get the cork screw, then open it and let it air out.......then get the glass for it. Seemed like too much effort.

So I grabbed a beer instead.




posted on Dec, 21 2018 @ 09:54 PM
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originally posted by: JinMI
a reply to: NarcolepticBuddha

IDK if it's the laziest, but it's the most irritating.

The folks that don't return their carts to the store or in the cart corral!


We got electronic wheeled carts around Michigan. The refugees and immigrants would push them home and dump them blocks even miles away.

Now...like those invisible dog yard fences that emit a frequency are being used to lock cart wheels at the lot openings...signs posted everywhere.

Laughed my a--- off sitting at a store waiting in my EMS...and saw a lady pushing REALLY fast...got to the street, wheels jammed locked, cart and all her groceries went everywhere....!



posted on Dec, 21 2018 @ 09:56 PM
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a reply to: Allaroundyou

Why were you even in the kitchen?





posted on Dec, 21 2018 @ 09:58 PM
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a reply to: mysterioustranger

I would love to view that instant karma.



posted on Dec, 21 2018 @ 09:58 PM
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originally posted by: highvein
a reply to: NarcolepticBuddha


You should always hire lazy people. They figure out how to do the job the easiest way possible.


In my experience, they take twice as long to figure out how to do the job easier than the job itself takes...

My brother-in law comes to mind.

As for the laziest stuff I've ever seen people do, keep in mind that I live in a converted building with 5-6 men when I am at work.

The lower bathroom is mine, they share two on the upper floor.

I went in there the other day on a toilet paper scavenge run... they had 6 rolls of toilet paper sitting by the sink, all with 3 or 4 squares left. Then one full roll.

The trash can is right under where the toilet paper rolls are.

Men are weird creatures...

I wondered... are those "emergency" rolls?

So I took their one full one... guess I'll find out.


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posted on Dec, 21 2018 @ 10:02 PM
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a reply to: Lumenari


I am just trying to get a job while staying positive about my laziness.

It is all about how you word the resume.



posted on Dec, 21 2018 @ 10:04 PM
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originally posted by: highvein
a reply to: Lumenari


I am just trying to get a job while staying positive about my laziness.

It is all about how you word the resume.


Sell yourself as energy-conserving!




posted on Dec, 21 2018 @ 10:06 PM
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a reply to: Lumenari




I went in there the other day on a toilet paper scavenge run... they had 6 rolls of toilet paper sitting by the sink, all with 3 or 4 squares left. Then one full roll.


Great. You've just escalated the decades long cold war into a hot war.

You are now responsible for the apocalypse.
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posted on Dec, 21 2018 @ 10:12 PM
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originally posted by: JinMI
a reply to: Lumenari




I went in there the other day on a toilet paper scavenge run... they had 6 rolls of toilet paper sitting by the sink, all with 3 or 4 squares left. Then one full roll.


Great. You've just escalated the decades long cold war into a hot war.

You are now responsible for the apocalypse.


I probably did that last year when I took some JB weld and put the lid on my toilet permanently down.

Wandering in at 2AM with the lights off and plopping my ass into water was the cause of that...

Then they managed to pee all over the lid, so now the door is locked.

Again, men are ... odd.


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posted on Dec, 21 2018 @ 10:20 PM
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originally posted by: Lumenari

originally posted by: highvein
a reply to: Lumenari


I am just trying to get a job while staying positive about my laziness.

It is all about how you word the resume.


Sell yourself as energy-conserving!



LMAO! I will add that one.




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