Package Thief vs. Glitter Bomb Trap

the police wont do alot unless you have a name but if you use usps and they steal it thats a felony and they will do federal time

i woulda had the package spray superglue

glitter ... wtf make them go to a hospital and explain why there covered in a half pint of glue

I think some sort of spray glue as well as the glitter would be great, no so easy to vacuum up then.

a reply to: dfnj2015

You are right....my bad. How about a dose of anthrax instead. That way they could spread it out and wipe out the whole hive of degenerates.

I don't want one to stop thieves, I just want one to play with while I'm in my unicorn outfit.

I would have done spray paint cans with the caps drilled out.

Massive paint bomb.

...followed by the fart spray , of course