posted on Dec, 18 2018 @ 09:00 PM
Santa definitely needs to be rebranded.
As a hot girl. (preferably japanese)
This is obviously indisputable
* A girl santa will give boys everywhere a pinup girl to lust after and therefore be better behaved.
* Father's everywhere will better discipline their children lest it makes santa cry. (Guys are always a sucker for tears - ask any married man)
* A girl santa will become a role model for girls everywhere thus promoting feminine as the new ideal.
edit on 18-12-2018 by Whatsthisthen because: neatness