Oh, Come On! Now Santa Claus Should Be Gender Neutral?

a reply to: AScrubWhoDied


How many losers did it take to knock down a statue?

He should be a black man with a ginger beard, women boobs, skinny jeans, who wakes you up and makes you make him coffee to go with his cookies if you make the mistake of leaving racist milk out for him.

originally posted by: IgnoranceIsntBlisss
He should be a black man with a ginger beard, women boobs, skinny jeans, who wakes you up and makes you make him coffee to go with his cookies if you make the mistake of leaving racist milk out for him.

Why isn't Santa handicapped and transgendered?

HATER!

a reply to: DBCowboy

Oh come on now! "Woman boobs" means he's at least 1/1024th transgendered dont it?

originally posted by: IgnoranceIsntBlisss
a reply to: DBCowboy

Oh come on now! "Woman boobs" means he's at least 1/1024th transgendered dont it?

They might be just "moobs".

Maybe if he carried tampons. . . . . .

a reply to: DBCowboy

Ha

and you thought
I was kidding

posted on Dec, 5 2018 @ 10:27 PM
I got a hold of the upcoming Santa Clause movies from Hollywood.
Santa Clause 4: Tim Allen is being replaced as the lead character and Mrs Clause will be the lead played by Ellen Degeneres

Santa Clause 5: Time Allen is being replaced by Caitlyn Jenner as the first Transgender Santa character.

Santa Clause remake: all female cast.

a reply to: interupt42

There is something so very wrong and disturbing about that.

originally posted by: Swills
a reply to: DBCowboy

God who cares... as if all of Corporate America is going to make Santa neutral gender or at all take away from the Classic Coca Cola Santa we all know and love.

This just looks like some people enjoy being triggered by a minority who have zero impact on the majority.

Happy Holidays!

and you felt compelled to comment on a topic that triggered you. Happy Holidays? naw, Merry Christmas.

a reply to: DBCowboy

Just because a small percentage of people want or feel the need to change something, they should not be forcing their will onto everyone.

They should keep their ideas to themselves and stop trying to change everything to suit them.

I've started a petition on the UK Government website today about all this and I'm just trying to gain 5 signatures so that the petition goes live and is available for anyone anywhere to sign. If anyone in this thread wants to sign it, PM me and i'll send the link.

a reply to: DBCowboy

Not on my watch !
Ho Ho Ho.

a reply to: DBCowboy


As long as he isn't my drunk neighbor Carl who, while fat and somewhat jolly, is a slovenly Santa with a noticeably fake beard and whiskey breath.

Wife & I don't participate with all the present purchases. Most of the time it's money wasted buying the wrong gift. If anything, it's Thanksgiving part II with a nice meal and thankful thoughts.

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: IgnoranceIsntBlisss
a reply to: DBCowboy

Oh come on now! "Woman boobs" means he's at least 1/1024th transgendered dont it?

They might be just "moobs".

Maybe if he carried tampons. . . . . .

Liberal Santa only carries red tampons.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: DBCowboy


As long as he isn't my drunk neighbor Carl who, while fat and somewhat jolly, is a slovenly Santa with a noticeably fake beard and whiskey breath.

it's not whiskey breath, it's aftershave

originally posted by: DBCowboy


Why isn't Santa handicapped and transgendered?

HATER!

Well he is fat so maybe handicapped and we do not know what he got between his legs, so maybe he/she is already trans, or are you beard shaming trans...

SHAME!!

originally posted by: IgnoranceIsntBlisss


Liberal Santa only carries red tampons.

Well he does give things away for free, who the hell pays for all those presents? Your tax dollars do... I don't think MAGA kids are not getting anything from Santa this year...

Edit: And the MAGA kids tell Santa FU Santa I got a job Bitch!

a reply to: Xtrozero

Sheeeeeit.

Liberal kids arent getting any for snipping Santa's roasted chestnuts.

a reply to: DBCowboy

Ladies and gentleman Santa Claus (Tide pod Edition)

a reply to: DBCowboy


I guess I let it slip that the 'DB' stands for 'Drunken Bastard'. Sorry not sorry.

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: MisterMcKill
Dude, over 27% of people voted for Hillary. So... we already know there is a large chunk of crazy in this country.

They should get coal in their stockings and then watch them scream because . . . carbon.

Someone ought to tell them the carbon in the coal is sequestered unlike all the carbon they spew screaming about it.