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Presidential flatulence.....trigger warning.

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posted on Dec, 16 2018 @ 12:28 PM
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I am so sick of all the crap (pun intended) in news about politics these days that I have finally reached the point of no return.

I would love to see the Donald rip a 3.0 right in the middle of a press conference.

Rude, unsophisticated,crude, ill-mannered and whatever term you want to use: Guilty of all charges.

But imagine the outrage from the MSM:

The Democrats would immediately call for impeachment for gassing the press corp using a WMD.

CNN would run it 24/7…. Analyzing the length, decibel level, and odor.

Jim Acosta would claim that it had a strong odor of borscht, proving Russian collusion once and for all.

Don Lemon would swear it was a wet one, even though there was no brown spot.

Anderson Cooper would run a special about how weak it was, and how Trump couldn't even produce a manly toot due to his small hands.

Wolf Blitzer would claim it was swamp gas, and talk about how Trump was adding to the swamp instead of draining it.

Hannity would claim it wasn't a fart, just a misplaced burp.

Adam Schiff would claim that it smelled just like somebody took a schiff.

The list goes on.

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posted on Dec, 16 2018 @ 12:31 PM
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😆😆😂😂

I have no words but thank you for the entertainment !



posted on Dec, 16 2018 @ 01:06 PM
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Yes we are well aware that you righties wanted a president that is merely in the highest office to anger and offend the left (or his personal enemies, or anyone that said anything bad about him, or the multitude of his swampy friends that can no longer be a party to his idiocy, etc.).

So much for the "United States". So much for the "art of the deal" that we've never seen. Save this behavior for the fat drunk uncle who's ass seems to always be half out of his pants... meanwhile there's a country to run. Perhaps he'll get to that at some point. May have to put down the twitter, stop golfing non-stop, watching fox news all day long, and read a intelligence briefing though.



posted on Dec, 16 2018 @ 01:09 PM
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originally posted by: okrian
Yes we are well aware that you righties wanted a president that is merely in the highest office to anger and offend the left (or his personal enemies, or anyone that said anything bad about him, or the multitude of his swampy friends that can no longer be a party to his idiocy, etc.).

So much for the "United States". So much for the "art of the deal" that we've never seen. Save this behavior for the fat drunk uncle who's ass seems to always be half out of his pants... meanwhile there's a country to run. Perhaps he'll get to that at some point. May have to put down the twitter, stop golfing non-stop, watching fox news all day long, and read a intelligence briefing though.


Guess you do not know what sarcasm is.


Sad.



posted on Dec, 16 2018 @ 01:16 PM
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originally posted by: okrian
Yes we are well aware that you righties wanted a president that is merely in the highest office to anger and offend the left (or his personal enemies, or anyone that said anything bad about him, or the multitude of his swampy friends that can no longer be a party to his idiocy, etc.).

So much for the "United States". So much for the "art of the deal" that we've never seen. Save this behavior for the fat drunk uncle who's ass seems to always be half out of his pants... meanwhile there's a country to run. Perhaps he'll get to that at some point. May have to put down the twitter, stop golfing non-stop, watching fox news all day long, and read a intelligence briefing though.


Put a trigger warning in the title....just for you.
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posted on Dec, 16 2018 @ 01:16 PM
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Fake news.

The Secret Service is trained to act immediately in case of POTUS Poo. They call it DEFCORN 1.

The nearest agent is trained to inhale deeply, taking all offensive odor away from as many people as possible.

If that doesn't work, they are all armed with small plastic bags of baking soda and flower petals from the Rose Garden.



posted on Dec, 16 2018 @ 01:18 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: RickinVa

Fake news.

The Secret Service is trained to act immediately in case of POTUS Poo. They call it DEFCORN 1.

The nearest agent is trained to inhale deeply, taking all offensive odor away from as many people as possible.

If that doesn't work, they are all armed with small plastic bags of baking soda and flower petals from the Rose Garden.




That reminds me of a youtube video...... by the end, the boy had me convinced it was poo too. LOL....poo too.


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posted on Dec, 16 2018 @ 01:25 PM
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Well don't know much about politician's all the sound's they make sound like fart' to me but I think I may have done one that would class as a WMD at least once in my life.

This was my elevator moment.

It was back in the 80's when I was a college student and it stick's in my mind because of the embarrassment I felt and my inability to stop laughing at my own embarrassment and other people discomfort.

It was in a class, mathematics if I remember and it was a pure silent accident, first the other student's started to make gagging and coughing sound's some covering there faces, I meanwhile kept my head down going the color of a beet root and feeling utterly ashamed it had crept out like a ninja and took even me by surprise.
Then the Lecturer opened all the window's in the room but the smell if anything seemed to linger like a malign entity getting stronger and eventually the lecturer evacuated the class room, I apologized as by this time I was almost doubled up laughing but not in a good way I laugh when I get embarrassed, I was utterly ashamed and got dirty look's off of the other student's for quite a while after that.

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posted on Dec, 16 2018 @ 01:29 PM
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I got thrown out of a mock wedding when I was a senior in high school....


Three of us got there a little late and sat in the back..... one dude tried to pull a one cheek sneak.

Unfortunately....it happened right when everything went silent....and it made a high pitched noise that lasted a good 10 seconds and reverberated off the pew.

I couldn't stop laughing and they made me leave.



posted on Dec, 16 2018 @ 01:33 PM
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If Trump were to take the mike and put it up to his butt when he farted during a press conference....I would start to feel he needed to be impeached.



posted on Dec, 16 2018 @ 01:36 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: RickinVa

If that doesn't work, they are all armed with small plastic bags of baking soda and flower petals from the Rose Garden.



Where was that team when Bush Sr. threw up on the Japanese PM lol



posted on Dec, 16 2018 @ 01:37 PM
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Ladies and gentlemen, American Politics.



posted on Dec, 16 2018 @ 01:39 PM
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originally posted by: okrian
Yes we are well aware that you righties wanted a president that is merely in the highest office to anger and offend the left (or his personal enemies, or anyone that said anything bad about him, or the multitude of his swampy friends that can no longer be a party to his idiocy, etc.).

So much for the "United States". So much for the "art of the deal" that we've never seen. Save this behavior for the fat drunk uncle who's ass seems to always be half out of his pants... meanwhile there's a country to run. Perhaps he'll get to that at some point. May have to put down the twitter, stop golfing non-stop, watching fox news all day long, and read a intelligence briefing though.


I'll call your: There is a country to run

and

I'll raise you a: Would it make a different if there was no one there at all? I mean, having no one do anything would certainly be a fair shake better than all the previous years, wouldn't you think? Or would it honestly make any difference at all?


I'm all for world chaos.

I think many people are. Maybe it's all the zombie movies and tv shows that have been glorified. We actually might think that THAT is a better future than we have now and we're all just ready for it to crash and burn so we can start over.

maybe... *shrugs*



posted on Dec, 16 2018 @ 01:44 PM
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yep been there mine was on a elevator at a department store been on the piss the night before i let one go silent but deadly a young couple were 2 steps behind me and a old pakistani guy in front as i stepped of i turned and pulled a face the couple pulled a face and nodded and we all looked at the old guy rude i know but bloody funny



posted on Dec, 16 2018 @ 01:48 PM
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originally posted by: okrian
Yes we are well aware that you righties wanted a president that is merely in the highest office to anger and offend the left (or his personal enemies, or anyone that said anything bad about him, or the multitude of his swampy friends that can no longer be a party to his idiocy, etc.).

So much for the "United States". So much for the "art of the deal" that we've never seen. Save this behavior for the fat drunk uncle who's ass seems to always be half out of his pants... meanwhile there's a country to run. Perhaps he'll get to that at some point. May have to put down the twitter, stop golfing non-stop, watching fox news all day long, and read a intelligence briefing though.


He’d be running to the country even bigglier(c) if not for #resist and the socialist left.



posted on Dec, 16 2018 @ 02:07 PM
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originally posted by: okrian
Yes we are well aware that you righties wanted a president that is merely in the highest office to anger and offend the left (or his personal enemies, or anyone that said anything bad about him, or the multitude of his swampy friends that can no longer be a party to his idiocy, etc.).

So much for the "United States". So much for the "art of the deal" that we've never seen. Save this behavior for the fat drunk uncle who's ass seems to always be half out of his pants... meanwhile there's a country to run. Perhaps he'll get to that at some point. May have to put down the twitter, stop golfing non-stop, watching fox news all day long, and read a intelligence briefing though.


Actually, all most of us wanted was the opposite of what the left was attempting to put into said office.

That the left is constantly triggered by everything he does, says or thinks is more a reflection of the left than what the right wanted.

Although to be honest it has been an interesting watch... the hypocrisy of the left exposed every single day on all major media.

As for actually running the country...


President Donald Trump is more than 19 months into an administration engulfed in so much controversy that it may overshadow a tremendous achievement, namely an economic boom uniquely his.

During his time in office, the economy has achieved feats most experts thought impossible. GDP is growing at a 3 percent-plus rate. The unemployment rate is near a 50-year low. Meanwhile, the stock market has jumped 27 percent amid a surge in corporate profits.


Lefty Source for you.

He's doing just fine.

What you don't understand is that there no longer is any possibility of actual compromise on many of our policies, simply because the left has no real ideas that make the average American citizen's life actually better.

The right builds. The left destroys.

Pure and simple.

Obama pulled the "race" card.

Hillary pulled the "woman" card.

So America pulled the "Trump" card.



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posted on Dec, 16 2018 @ 02:09 PM
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Obama pulled the "race" card.
Hillary pulled the "woman" card.
So America pulled the "Trump" card.


*Love*



posted on Dec, 16 2018 @ 02:20 PM
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originally posted by: RickinVa

originally posted by: okrian
Yes we are well aware that you righties wanted a president that is merely in the highest office to anger and offend the left (or his personal enemies, or anyone that said anything bad about him, or the multitude of his swampy friends that can no longer be a party to his idiocy, etc.).

So much for the "United States". So much for the "art of the deal" that we've never seen. Save this behavior for the fat drunk uncle who's ass seems to always be half out of his pants... meanwhile there's a country to run. Perhaps he'll get to that at some point. May have to put down the twitter, stop golfing non-stop, watching fox news all day long, and read a intelligence briefing though.


Guess you do not know what sarcasm is.


Sad.


Uh huh. And just look at responses here. Not entirely taking it as sarcasm are they. After it... was it really?
Especially when you then jump on board with petty right-wing catchphrases that reduce you to a mere tape-loop of the right wing media... "trigger warning", please.



posted on Dec, 16 2018 @ 02:23 PM
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originally posted by: Lab4Us

originally posted by: okrian
Yes we are well aware that you righties wanted a president that is merely in the highest office to anger and offend the left (or his personal enemies, or anyone that said anything bad about him, or the multitude of his swampy friends that can no longer be a party to his idiocy, etc.).

So much for the "United States". So much for the "art of the deal" that we've never seen. Save this behavior for the fat drunk uncle who's ass seems to always be half out of his pants... meanwhile there's a country to run. Perhaps he'll get to that at some point. May have to put down the twitter, stop golfing non-stop, watching fox news all day long, and read a intelligence briefing though.


He’d be running to the country even bigglier(c) if not for #resist and the socialist left.


There's a "socialist left" in this country? Certainly not in politics by any measurable degree. I see a center-right corporatist democratic party. Pretty much the opposite of socialist.



posted on Dec, 16 2018 @ 02:26 PM
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originally posted by: Lumenari
Obama pulled the "race" card.

Hillary pulled the "woman" card.

So America pulled the "Trump" card.

And then Trump farted in everyones face.







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