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One August morning in 1977, Tom Dawson's neighbour answered his door to find Dawson standing on the step hyperventilating and repeatedly gasping "Spaceship! Spaceship!" It was only after the 63-yr-old had been taken to hospital and given medication to calm him down that he was able to explain just what had happened to him. At 10:30 am that morning, Dawson - a retired car salesman who lived in a trailer park in Pelham, Georgia - set out with his dogs to walk to a nearby fishing spot. As he was crossing a field, a "circular-shaped space ship" silently landed in front of him. The craft was 50 feet in diameter with a large transparent dome on top. It was ringed by small portholes and kept constantly changing colour. Both Dawson and his dogs found themselves paralysed. The cows in the field also seemed struck motionless. The saucer extended a ramp, and seven albino humanoids emerged from within. They were 5 feet tall and had pointed ears and noses. Their skin was "as white as a flour sack". They wore tight jumpsuits and pointed silken shoes - apart from two (one male and one female) who were nude.
The entities approached Dawson and placed a skullcap over his head. The skullcap was joined by cords to a hoop-shaped device covered in dials. Conversing in a high pitched gibberish, the albinos lifted Dawson's shirt and passed the hoop over his body. While they were doing so, a loud voice bellowed from the saucer, "I am Jimmy Hoffa!" The voice repeated the claim three times, but was abruptly cut off during a fourth repetition. After completing their examination of Dawson and collecting "some leaves and stuff," five of the humanoids boarded the saucer. Two remained outside, and appeared to be debating whether they should bring Dawson along with them. Although he could not understand their language, he thought he heard them say the word 'Jupiter'. Finally, they too returned inside the craft. The saucer rose slowly to a height of 75 feet, then shot out of sight. Once the beings had left, Dawson was free to move again. He was convinced that the entities would have abducted him had he been younger and fitter.
Conversing in a high pitched gibberish, the albinos lifted Dawson's shirt and passed the hoop over his body. While they were doing so, a loud voice bellowed from the saucer, "I am Jimmy Hoffa!"
originally posted by: underwerks
Conversing in a high pitched gibberish, the albinos lifted Dawson's shirt and passed the hoop over his body. While they were doing so, a loud voice bellowed from the saucer, "I am Jimmy Hoffa!"
This has to be the best UFO report I’ve ever read. It seems the teamsters have their hands in everything.
originally posted by: humanoidlord
a reply to: KKLOCO
exactly, i believe though that there is just 1 cosmic trickster
though i think its plausible that there could be 2, oposite tricksters, one working for humanity and the other working angaist