If America never existed, would the world be a better place?

a reply to: Mousteria

A British guy from Swindon founded ATS apparently.
ATS may have servers in the US but it ain't an American website, get over yourself lol

originally posted by: CornishCeltGuy
a reply to: Mousteria

A British guy from Swindon founded ATS apparently.
ATS may have servers in the US but it ain't an American website, get over yourself lol

Let me give you a small history lesson that may clear things up.


In 1945, when England was invading Europe, America landed on the shores of Wales and founded Scotland because they liked single-malt.

They elected a queen who drank tea while being forced to make nuclear bombs that we dropped on Pearl Harbor to end the Crimean War of 1812.

Later we sent all the polite people to Canada where they invented potholes, poutine, and snow. The not-so-nice guys we sent to Austria where they put shimps on some gal named Barbie.


George Washington was a jedi and invented Hogwarts.

a reply to: DBCowboy
Lol
I learned something new today.

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: CornishCeltGuy
a reply to: Mousteria

A British guy from Swindon founded ATS apparently.
ATS may have servers in the US but it ain't an American website, get over yourself lol

Let me give you a small history lesson that may clear things up.


In 1945, when England was invading Europe, America landed on the shores of Wales and founded Scotland because they liked single-malt.

They elected a queen who drank tea while being forced to make nuclear bombs that we dropped on Pearl Harbor to end the Crimean War of 1812.

Later we sent all the polite people to Canada where they invented potholes, poutine, and snow. The not-so-nice guys we sent to Austria where they put shimps on some gal named Barbie.


George Washington was a jedi and invented Hogwarts.

WOW....

I guess history must be learned somehow.

I doubt it. There'd still be problems and if it wasn't america going around getting colonial and # on the third world it'd be some other country. The world'd still be #ed. It'd just be Germany or Russia or some other country that woulda been doing the #ing.

Electricity, cars, airplanes, iPhones, walking on the moon, internet, Liberace, women's rights, gay rights, jazz, the blues, basketball, Nike, skateboards, Batman, video games, Wayne Brady, the cotton gin, Shaun white, movies, Mr Rodgers, star trek... Better to be bullied by America than Communists or Islam.

a reply to: dug88

Well there is a United States of America so who cares and why get all amped up about fictional history.
Short answer is yes the world would be very different just like if there was no Germany or Britain.

a reply to: Allaroundyou

a reply to: DBCowboy

I forgot about the Canada's inventing potholes. DBCowboy you keep me on my game.

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originally posted by: 727Sky
a reply to: pleasedontwastemytoe

By your heart felt scenario you would be speaking German or Russian by now.. Good languages both but .....

Indeed, Germany or Russia would have simply taken the place of the US as the dominant world power and things would have still happened pretty much the same. Technology would still have been produced, colonialism would have continued, empire would still exist. It's just a game of bitch and blame for the problems faced by the world.

a reply to: Asktheanimals

a reply to: pleasedontwastemytoe

What a funny person you are.

originally posted by: dojozen
a reply to: Allaroundyou

Did you know that all countries do that?

originally posted by: dojozen
a reply to: djz3ro

Quick, someone capture the hippy with that dream catcher, it is leaking hippy fluid all over the place.

a reply to: Fools

originally posted by: Allaroundyou

originally posted by: dojozen
a reply to: Allaroundyou

Did you know that all countries do that?

Only America ever took land that didn't belong to them because America is evil.


And we fart.