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The Secret of Penguin Poo

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posted on Dec, 13 2018 @ 11:05 AM
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Be afraid. Be very afraid. NASA is tracking your Al fresco poo by pretending it is finding secret Penguin cookies via poo stains.


www.foxnews.com...




posted on Dec, 13 2018 @ 11:06 AM
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originally posted by: lakenheath24
Be afraid. Be very afraid. NASA is tracking your Al fresco poo by pretending it is finding secret Penguin colonies via poo stains.


www.foxnews.com...



posted on Dec, 13 2018 @ 11:07 AM
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Stupid smart phones.




posted on Dec, 13 2018 @ 11:38 AM
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I can only think of maybe 3-4 times my poop was big enough to show up on a satellite image.



posted on Dec, 13 2018 @ 11:38 AM
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a reply to: lakenheath24
That was an interesting watch.

...I'm safe from the government trackers though, I don't take a dump in the street lol



posted on Dec, 13 2018 @ 11:51 AM
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#penguin#matters



posted on Dec, 13 2018 @ 11:54 AM
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We should be sending the Suits from DC to live with these penguins in Antarctica.



posted on Dec, 13 2018 @ 01:18 PM
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It's why i eat curry.
None of it touches water.



posted on Dec, 13 2018 @ 03:34 PM
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from link


researchers spent 10 months doing what they thought was a pan-Antarctic survey of Adélie penguins by looking through every single cloud-free satellite image that they had of the southern continent.


Silly people with too much time on their hands



That is, until a colleague at NASA developed an algorithm that made the detections automated


Colleague hey? hmmm....



posted on Dec, 13 2018 @ 03:38 PM
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a reply to: Lagomorphe

correction
#penguinpoomatters

BTW hows Paris doing?




posted on Dec, 13 2018 @ 06:14 PM
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originally posted by: TheConstruKctionofLight
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researchers spent 10 months doing what they thought was a pan-Antarctic survey of Adélie penguins by looking through every single cloud-free satellite image that they had of the southern continent.


Silly people with too much time on their hands



That is, until a colleague at NASA developed an algorithm that made the detections automated


Colleague hey? hmmm....





Why automate it when you can get paid for ten months to do nothing special?

Better yet, why admit to automating it when you can get a free ride while your code does all the work?

Until you get caught, that is. Generally by someone else gunning for your free ride.



posted on Dec, 14 2018 @ 03:22 AM
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originally posted by: TheConstruKctionofLight
a reply to: Lagomorphe

correction
#penguinpoomatters

BTW hows Paris doing?



Thanks... wouldn’t let me put the 4 letter word beginning with Sh and finishing with it.

Paris should be pretty hot again tomorrow (Saturday) depending on the roll out of the REAL Yellow vest people.

Bloody activists screwed it up for the people.



posted on Dec, 14 2018 @ 05:12 PM
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a reply to: a325nt

I thought the same thing



posted on Dec, 14 2018 @ 05:31 PM
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a reply to: Lagomorphe




Bloody activists screwed it up for the people.


Oh gee, they only had the support of 70% of the population. Saying "enough is enough" clashed with your tranquility. LOL




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