posted on Dec, 13 2018 @ 01:29 PM
Angie 'n' Debbie are are out shopping ....
Debs walks into lamp-post, keels over, KO !
After realising that the N°"11" doesn't exist,
Angie gets through to the operator
The 911 responder tells her not to worry, somone'll be there right away
"Where are you exactly ?" asks the responder.
Angie replys "At the end of Eucalyptus Drive."
Responder : "Can you spell that for me?"
Angie : "Heuu how 'bout if I drag her over to Oak Street and you pick her up there ?"
A married couple get split up at the mall
The wife approaches a uniformed officer and says
"Hot dang it, I've lost my huband somewhere !"
The cop asks, "What's he like ?"
Angie replys "Beer and football."
edit on 13-12-2018 by Cassi3l because: (no reason given)