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A Brunette goes in the Doctor's office

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posted on Dec, 13 2018 @ 07:03 AM
A Brunette goes in the Doctor's office and tells the Doctor her body hurts everywhere she touches it.

"Impossible!", the Doctor says.

She presses on her elbow and screams in agony. She pushes on her knee and screams, pushes on her ankle and screams, and so it goes on; everywhere she touches makes her scream with pain.

Eventually the Doctor says, "You're not really a Brunette, are you?"

She says, "No, I dyed my hair, I'm naturally Blonde."

"I thought so," the Doctor says. "Your finger is broken."

posted on Dec, 13 2018 @ 07:11 AM
a reply to: Flyingclaydisk

A blonde is driving down the highway and sees another blonde in a row boat out in a cornfield rowing like crazy.

The first blonde pulls over gets out of the car and walks to the edge of the road and yells out to second blonde in the rowboat.

"It's blondes like you that give blondes like me a bad name, and if I could swim I'd come out there and kick your ass!"

posted on Dec, 13 2018 @ 08:17 AM
a reply to: Flyingclaydisk

A blonde and her redheaded friend are walking in the woods when then red head has a heart attack and falls to the ground.
Shocked, the blonde takes out her phone and calls the police and she shouts, "I think my friend is dead what do I do?".

The policeman on the phone says, "Calm down and listen to me. First make sure that he really is dead." There is a silence. Then a loud gunshot. The blonde gets back on the phone and says, "Okay, now what?"
edit on 13-12-2018 by JAGStorm because: (no reason given)

posted on Dec, 13 2018 @ 08:39 AM
How do you get a 1 armed blonde out of a tree?

Wave at her.

posted on Dec, 13 2018 @ 09:53 AM
a reply to: Flyingclaydisk

This one is my favorite.

A blond was watching the news. The reporter said that 9 Brazilian men had died.

The blonde screamed in horror, and cried, "How many is a BRAZILIAN"?

posted on Dec, 13 2018 @ 09:59 AM
What do you call a smart blonde??

A golden retriever!!

posted on Dec, 13 2018 @ 10:34 AM
a reply to: JAGStorm

posted on Dec, 13 2018 @ 12:00 PM
Why do blondes drive BMW's?

Because they can't spell Mercedes.

posted on Dec, 13 2018 @ 01:29 PM
Angie 'n' Debbie are are out shopping ....
Debs walks into lamp-post, keels over, KO !

After realising that the N°"11" doesn't exist,
Angie gets through to the operator
The 911 responder tells her not to worry, somone'll be there right away

"Where are you exactly ?" asks the responder.
Angie replys "At the end of Eucalyptus Drive."

Responder : "Can you spell that for me?"
Angie : "Heuu how 'bout if I drag her over to Oak Street and you pick her up there ?"


A married couple get split up at the mall
The wife approaches a uniformed officer and says
"Hot dang it, I've lost my huband somewhere !"

The cop asks, "What's he like ?"
Angie replys "Beer and football."

edit on 13-12-2018 by Cassi3l because: (no reason given)

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