posted on Dec, 13 2018 @ 03:37 PM
"Dear diary, two guys are interested in dating me at the moment.
The one was one was Gryffindor and the other Slytherin.
The one brought me cookies, and the other one played me his KISS records.
The one seems like a keeper, but the other one is just hot and rebellious.
I'm really confused, so I did them both.
Slytherin is better than Gryffindor, Hufflepuff and Ravenclaw combined!
But I rather go for the nerd, because there's no future prospects in a man who just plays with his wand and summons the powers of darkness.
Sigh ... the life of teenage witch is never easy."