Who will be next UK Prime Minister, when and how?

a reply to: andy06shake

Tories are all inherently evil, want to do away with the NHS, make us all homeless or live in grinding poverty, send children up chimneys and drown kittens in canals. According to some, apparently. Whereas Labour would have us on the sunlit uplands, a happy nation with a booming economy and - hang on, that never happened when they were in, did it?

a reply to: andy06shake

a reply to: oldcarpy

Twice.

Possibly Senility, Parkinson's or Alzheimer's?

It's all banter and we both know it. LoL

Labour are a total #show, pathetic really.

That fact that they cannot capitalize on a gift like May is a sad thing for all concerned.

a reply to: andy06shake

Away to the Banter Cafe then.

a reply to: oldcarpy

Naw, you first. x

And don't be letting the door hit you on the arse on the way out nether.......old'yin.

a reply to: oldcarpy
Lol, Labour just spent all the money, sure, services were fantastic, from surestart childcare services to mental health care, heck even a previous job of mine was funded by a labour central govt when I was at CAB.
If the money ain't there though...

a reply to: andy06shake

Just popped in the Cafe and left you a little something!

a reply to: oldcarpy

I'm not wanting you Mrs underwear.

Ive told you, i canny get those stains out. x

But thanx for the thought.

a reply to: andy06shake

Funnily enough, the video I just posted in the Cafe does feature stains...."up yer clunge".

a reply to: oldcarpy

That's the spirit!

Has she got you on the mental Viagra now? LoL x

Cruel taskmaster that woman.

a reply to: andy06shake

Sort of missing the point again?

a reply to: oldcarpy

May have somewhat went over my head as i never seen it.

Weans are back from school, and who knows what debauchery you have posted for my amusement?

Need to wait till after the watershed for those imaginary kudos im afraid........old'yin.

a reply to: andy06shake

Not debauched at all - it's from Reggie Perrin.

a reply to: oldcarpy

That was the biz back in the day! LoL

But its the fall and most lightly lack of rise of the UK that is of concern really.

To be honest i was expecting something more along the lines of Alf Garnett or even The New Statesman.

a reply to: CornishCeltGuy

a reply to: andy06shake

Very good - I'll give you that one.

Happy Christmas

a reply to: oldcarpy

Merry Christmas to you also and a Happy New Year.

a reply to: andy06shake

Happy New Year? What, with Brexit looming? Shome mishtake, shurely....?

a reply to: oldcarpy

We can wish, can't we.

Personally, I'm praying for some kind of Alien intervention at this point. LoL

a reply to: andy06shake

Well you are on the right site. Apparently it was not a drone that closed down Gatwick it was shape changing UFO, disguised as one, according to some on here.