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Cortez Saves Comedy

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posted on Dec, 7 2018 @ 04:04 PM
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originally posted by: LSU2018
a reply to: Wayfarer

Even if I looked like a cave troll, there would still be nothing attractive about her. The fact that you called her attractive after she opened her mouth leads me to believe that you may be the one who favors either a cave troll or bearded hipster with nonprescription black rimmed eye glasses and skinny capris. Not sure which is worse.


Lol you're just bad at this dude.




posted on Dec, 7 2018 @ 04:05 PM
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originally posted by: TinySickTears

originally posted by: LSU2018


You guys are still up on us by about 382,956 threads. We haven't reached "rent free" status by a long shot.


well trump has had a 2 year head start
you will all get there i am sure of that
at this rate it will not take long

gargle trump. bash her
the hillary and obama bashing has slowed down now that there is a new target

gargle bash
gargle defend
defend gargle


and so on and so forth



Nah. Like all liberals, she'll get boring.



posted on Dec, 7 2018 @ 04:09 PM
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originally posted by: Wayfarer

originally posted by: LSU2018

originally posted by: Wayfarer

originally posted by: ketsuko

originally posted by: Wayfarer

originally posted by: ketsuko

originally posted by: Wayfarer

originally posted by: ketsuko
a reply to: Wayfarer

Man was still smarter than she is.


Spoken like someone desperately trying to prop up a failed hero with a dash of misogyny as well.


Oh yes, I forgot. White women are now misogynist and white oppressive as well. Thank you for reminding me of that.


Its the 21st century. Much to my disappointment, women can most certainly be misogynist. Case in point.


Leftist vocabulary = Anyone who doesn't do and say what I want them to is surely something hateful. This is part of the point the OP was making. We cannot have true comedy anymore because of crap like this.


No, you are misogynist because you claimed Reagan was smarter than AOC for no reason. Perhaps if you actually backup up your BS with facts/data (don't worry, I know you don't have any) you could make an argument to the contrary.


Reagan was way smarter than Cortez. You know it, that's why your only line of defense is to scream at a woman and call her a misogynist. By your standards, you're more of a misogynist than the lady you're pointing your finger at.

But anyways, lets compare...

Cortez: Has a degree in International Relations and had a small meteor named after her. Far out. *chuckle*

Reagan: Captain in the US Army Air Forces, Governor of California, President of the US, has a library named after him, and has tons of honors and awards.


Sometimes I can't tell if you're posting jokes or actually serious replies. Reagan's qualifications that you listed in fact are decoupled from intelligence (at least moreso than Cortez's actual degree). The fact that you laud them as such even paints you in the same category as Reagan in this instance.


He's my favorite, I'll stand in his category.



posted on Dec, 7 2018 @ 04:10 PM
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originally posted by: Wayfarer

originally posted by: LSU2018
a reply to: Wayfarer

Even if I looked like a cave troll, there would still be nothing attractive about her. The fact that you called her attractive after she opened her mouth leads me to believe that you may be the one who favors either a cave troll or bearded hipster with nonprescription black rimmed eye glasses and skinny capris. Not sure which is worse.


Lol you're just bad at this dude.


You think she's attractive, I get it.



posted on Dec, 7 2018 @ 04:46 PM
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originally posted by: Sookiechacha
a reply to: TheRedneck




So, to everyone complaining about how terrible conservatives are for mercilessly berating Cortez... just hush.



If you have a problem with AOC politics, then address them, not some made up low IQ memes, that people are pulling from their arses!



Who needs to make up low IQ memes? She seems to be doing a damn good job pulling them out of her own arse.

She's comedic gold!





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posted on Dec, 7 2018 @ 05:10 PM
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a reply to: TinySickTears


there is no difference and you know it

Oh, there's a difference. I don't hate Cortez; I just think she's funny. You guys hate Trump so bad it must be painful.


once difference i see is people bow down before her like you and so many others do for trump

Hahaha, do you even realize you just tried to use a (false) similarity as a difference?

Cortez would be proud...

TheRedneck



posted on Dec, 7 2018 @ 05:15 PM
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a reply to: LSU2018


Typical angry liberal eyes.

Ohhhhh, no! These eyes are something... wrong. I can't pin it down, but they're a mix of empty and evil... like a demonic chicken's eyes.

Clinton's eyes are just pure evil.

TheRedneck



posted on Dec, 7 2018 @ 05:17 PM
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a reply to: TinySickTears


the hillary and obama bashing has slowed down now that there is a new target

That's because they got smart and (sorta) went away... hopefully, Hillary will stay away this time.

TheRedneck



posted on Dec, 7 2018 @ 05:19 PM
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a reply to: ketsuko


She kind of reminds me of the stereotypical cheerleader archetype.

THAT'S IT! That's what those eyes remind me of! A demonic cheerleader! A demonic blond cheerleader!

TheRedneck



posted on Dec, 7 2018 @ 06:37 PM
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originally posted by: mtnshredder

originally posted by: Sookiechacha
a reply to: TheRedneck




So, to everyone complaining about how terrible conservatives are for mercilessly berating Cortez... just hush.



If you have a problem with AOC politics, then address them, not some made up low IQ memes, that people are pulling from their arses!



Who needs to make up low IQ memes? She seems to be doing a damn good job pulling them out of her own arse.

She's comedic gold!






You're comic gold if you believe that she actually said that. See, that's what I'm talking about, people putting words in someone's mouth, words that they never uttered. Now people think she really said that, when she didn't. That is a famous quote though, just not by Alexandria Cortez. It's a quote from Russell David Roberts, an economist and a research fellow at Stanford University's Hoover Institution. www.hoover.org...




Russell Roberts quotes;

“Under capitalism, man oppresses man. But under socialism, it's the other way around.”
― Russell Roberts

“Welcome to the wonderful world of economics. Everything precious in life has a cost.”
― Russell Roberts

“Capitalism involves struggle, but it has an invisible heart beating at its core that transforms people's lives.”
― Russell Roberts
www.goodreads.com...



posted on Dec, 7 2018 @ 07:01 PM
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a reply to: Sookiechacha


See, that's what I'm talking about, people putting words in someone's mouth, words that they never uttered.

Sort of like Trump saying all immigrants are criminals, or refusing to denounce David Duke, or planning to stop the Mueller investigation, or....?

TheRedneck



posted on Dec, 7 2018 @ 07:43 PM
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a reply to: TheRedneck


Nope. Nothing like that. I've never seen anyone put someone else's quote in Trump's mouth, and then mock Trump for saying it, when he didn't.



posted on Dec, 7 2018 @ 07:44 PM
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They have to create memes for her, to make her seem stupid but we got ya beat, our memes on Trump and his idiocy are hilarious. The great thing about our Trump memes is, we don't have to make up quotes to make him seem idiotic, he does all the work for us. LMAO

So funny watching these people go batsh*t over her, they are trying to have their own version of Trump but the original moron cannot be beat.



posted on Dec, 7 2018 @ 08:09 PM
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a reply to: Sookiechacha

Wrong. Take your medicine. It's our turn.

TheRedneck



posted on Dec, 7 2018 @ 08:40 PM
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a reply to: TheRedneck


Show me, hot shot. Show me somebody's meme mocking Trump for saying something that someone else said comedically.


And, your turn is just beginning. Trump and company are in full meltdown mode, or perhaps you haven't noticed? Or, perhaps you did, and that's why there's so many Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez threads. You guys are scared, and it's showing!



posted on Dec, 7 2018 @ 08:49 PM
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a reply to: Sookiechacha




posted on Dec, 7 2018 @ 09:14 PM
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originally posted by: TheRedneck
a reply to: MteWamp

I still remember how great it felt when I was on my own and could actually turn the volume up and hear those two!

Those were the days...

TheRedneck


fun times.



posted on Dec, 7 2018 @ 09:14 PM
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a reply to: Sookiechacha


Show me, hot shot.

You know how to work a mouse. If you can't see the similarity between the memes in this thread and the constant barrage of anti-Trump threads over the past two years, you certainly wouldn't believe me if it was staring you in the face. The only difference, and I'll admit it's a huge (YUUUUGE) difference is that yours were done out of sheer hatred, while these memes are done out of comedy.

So go ahead, whine. Me, I'm gonna enjoy myself, and as I have already said, there's not a damn thing you can do about it.



TheRedneck



posted on Dec, 7 2018 @ 09:16 PM
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originally posted by: LSU2018

Reagan was way smarter than Cortez. You know it, that's why your only line of defense is to scream at a woman and call her a misogynist. By your standards, you're more of a misogynist than the lady you're pointing your finger at.


I'm not entirely sure that getting away with treason, caving in to terrorists, seriously playing world police, supporting apartheid, having a massively corrupt admin, ushering in the modern day corporatocracy, actually raising taxes, widening the pay gap, having a real problem with lying to the public, stealing from social security to pay for his own blunders, and blowing off AIDS = smart. But I'm sure you know that.



posted on Dec, 7 2018 @ 09:18 PM
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originally posted by: jimmyx
she fulfills all the right-wing wet dreams about what's wrong with a democratically controlled house of representatives
1...she's a woman
2...she's latino
3...she's far left
I can see by the previous posts that she will be the new punching bag for the next 2 years


I know, right?

GOOD times.

What a wonderful time to be alive!

Can you feel it?



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