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Cortez Saves Comedy

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posted on Dec, 7 2018 @ 03:03 PM
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originally posted by: LSU2018


You guys are still up on us by about 382,956 threads. We haven't reached "rent free" status by a long shot.


well trump has had a 2 year head start
you will all get there i am sure of that
at this rate it will not take long

gargle trump. bash her
the hillary and obama bashing has slowed down now that there is a new target

gargle bash
gargle defend
defend gargle


and so on and so forth




posted on Dec, 7 2018 @ 03:03 PM
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originally posted by: Wayfarer

originally posted by: ketsuko

originally posted by: Wayfarer

originally posted by: ketsuko

originally posted by: Wayfarer

originally posted by: ketsuko
a reply to: Wayfarer

Man was still smarter than she is.


Spoken like someone desperately trying to prop up a failed hero with a dash of misogyny as well.


Oh yes, I forgot. White women are now misogynist and white oppressive as well. Thank you for reminding me of that.


Its the 21st century. Much to my disappointment, women can most certainly be misogynist. Case in point.


Leftist vocabulary = Anyone who doesn't do and say what I want them to is surely something hateful. This is part of the point the OP was making. We cannot have true comedy anymore because of crap like this.


No, you are misogynist because you claimed Reagan was smarter than AOC for no reason. Perhaps if you actually backup up your BS with facts/data (don't worry, I know you don't have any) you could make an argument to the contrary.


She has no idea whatsoever how to pay for any of her economic proposals. She has given no plans for this other than paying for them because they will be more affordable. You cannot provide facts and figures on plans that do not exist.

The closest for any of it we can come is to look at Bernie's proposals which required at least $18trillion in new taxes. She has not even articulated this much.



posted on Dec, 7 2018 @ 03:08 PM
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a reply to: TinySickTears

Hate? I don't hate her. I just cannot believe the voters in her district won't experience some serious buyers remorse before long.

Sure, she has all kinds of energy and enthusiasm, but those don't make up for ability. She kind of reminds me of the stereotypical cheerleader archetype. I think the enthusiasm and energy got her elected because by all accounts the incumbent she beat more or less took his re-election for granted and his voters resented that.



posted on Dec, 7 2018 @ 03:10 PM
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originally posted by: ketsuko

originally posted by: Wayfarer

originally posted by: ketsuko

originally posted by: Wayfarer

originally posted by: ketsuko

originally posted by: Wayfarer

originally posted by: ketsuko
a reply to: Wayfarer

Man was still smarter than she is.


Spoken like someone desperately trying to prop up a failed hero with a dash of misogyny as well.


Oh yes, I forgot. White women are now misogynist and white oppressive as well. Thank you for reminding me of that.


Its the 21st century. Much to my disappointment, women can most certainly be misogynist. Case in point.


Leftist vocabulary = Anyone who doesn't do and say what I want them to is surely something hateful. This is part of the point the OP was making. We cannot have true comedy anymore because of crap like this.


No, you are misogynist because you claimed Reagan was smarter than AOC for no reason. Perhaps if you actually backup up your BS with facts/data (don't worry, I know you don't have any) you could make an argument to the contrary.


She has no idea whatsoever how to pay for any of her economic proposals. She has given no plans for this other than paying for them because they will be more affordable. You cannot provide facts and figures on plans that do not exist.

The closest for any of it we can come is to look at Bernie's proposals which required at least $18trillion in new taxes. She has not even articulated this much.


How do you know she has no idea exactly? Has she told you as much, or are you inferring that from the MEME's on display in this thread?



posted on Dec, 7 2018 @ 03:13 PM
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Oh my look....she's getting nippy and snippy !! 😎

Ocasio-Cortez fires back at Trump Jr: Keep trolling, we have subpoena power next year

Democratic Rep.-elect Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (N.Y.) fired back at Donald Trump Jr. on Friday after the president’s eldest son shared a meme implying that her democratic socialist views would lead to Americans eating dogs.

“I have noticed that Junior here has a habit of posting nonsense about me whenever the Mueller investigation heats up,” Ocasio-Cortez said on Twitter. “Please, keep it coming Jr — it’s definitely a ‘very, very large brain’ idea to troll a member of a body that will have subpoena power in a month.”

“Have fun!” she added.



posted on Dec, 7 2018 @ 03:24 PM
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originally posted by: ketsuko
a reply to: TinySickTears

Hate? I don't hate her. I just cannot believe the voters in her district won't experience some serious buyers remorse before long.

Sure, she has all kinds of energy and enthusiasm, but those don't make up for ability. She kind of reminds me of the stereotypical cheerleader archetype. I think the enthusiasm and energy got her elected because by all accounts the incumbent she beat more or less took his re-election for granted and his voters resented that.


see?
you could just as easily be talking about trump

energy and enthusiasm but no ability
incumbent took her for granted / people couldnt stand hillary

lot of similarities

not like any of you would ever admit it



posted on Dec, 7 2018 @ 03:27 PM
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originally posted by: TheRedneck
a reply to: TinySickTears

Yep, you guys showed us the way! Thank you! This really is fun...

One difference, though... we're making fun of Cortez, not hating on her.

TheRedneck


They have no idea that this isn't gonna work like all their anti-Trump rants. They actually push more support towards Trump.



posted on Dec, 7 2018 @ 03:34 PM
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originally posted by: Wayfarer

originally posted by: ketsuko
a reply to: Wayfarer

Man was still smarter than she is.


Spoken like someone desperately trying to prop up a failed hero with a dash of misogyny as well.


Oh, you're one of those types... No wonder you're flustered when someone makes fun of Cortez.



posted on Dec, 7 2018 @ 03:35 PM
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originally posted by: ketsuko

originally posted by: LSU2018
a reply to: Sookiechacha

Comedy and mockery go hand in hand. That's what the left try to tell us anytime a twatruffle like Griffin holds a fake Trump head up. Are you wanting to change the standards back now?


If they elect her they will just like they did after they elected Obama. Remember all the late night comedians moaning about how there just wasn't anything funny about Obama?


I do. That same guy that sent tingles up their legs. They were scared shirtless of him.



posted on Dec, 7 2018 @ 03:37 PM
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originally posted by: Wayfarer

originally posted by: TheRedneck
a reply to: Wayfarer

Just for you... fresh off the press!



TheRedneck


This is actually pretty funny.





Because you knuckledraggers don't get that she can't subpoena anyone. She made a joke knowing you chuckleheads would fall right into it with righteous stupidity, and to her credit you did not dissapoint.



Eh, she must be the knuckledragger then because she wasn't joking.



posted on Dec, 7 2018 @ 03:39 PM
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originally posted by: ketsuko
a reply to: LSU2018

Shame on you! Dams are bad for the fish and stuff, K?


You're right, that's my bad. Let's make it a contest between Cortez and Paul Bunyan to see who cut an acre of trees down faster.



posted on Dec, 7 2018 @ 03:39 PM
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a reply to: TinySickTears

Trump has an active business empire with the requisite successes and failures that go with it and made himself a successful media personality. He doesn't pretend to be other than who he is

She has one failed business venture and can't figure out how to pay for an apartment while wearing a couple thousand dollar suit. She told everyone she's a poor Jenny from the 'hood but she grew up in an upper middle class neighborhood.

She's famous the same way Bernie is -- for being a part of the political zeitgeist of the younger generation and because the press shoves microphones in their faces. Bernie had some experience at least. Wait until she's 80 and she may learn to resemble him.



posted on Dec, 7 2018 @ 03:41 PM
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a reply to: LSU2018

Paul Bunyan no doubt. He'll actively and unapologetically do it. Cortez has to dishonestly wait for decades of criminally inept forestry management to set up the dead and dry undergrowth for the catastrophic wildfires to take those trees out.



posted on Dec, 7 2018 @ 03:45 PM
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originally posted by: ketsuko
a reply to: TinySickTears

Trump has an active business empire with the requisite successes and failures that go with it and made himself a successful media personality. He doesn't pretend to be other than who he is

She has one failed business venture and can't figure out how to pay for an apartment while wearing a couple thousand dollar suit. She told everyone she's a poor Jenny from the 'hood but she grew up in an upper middle class neighborhood.
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cool.

she is a liar and a piece if #.
youre not saying it. i am.

as i said i know nothing about her.


i am just amused.

see trump is what you said in your first paragraph.
he is also a liar and a piece of #. but he has paper

holla

does money change your opinion?


edit on 7-12-2018 by TinySickTears because: (no reason given)



posted on Dec, 7 2018 @ 03:54 PM
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a reply to: TinySickTears

It's not about how much a person has, but success. If Her business venture hadn't failed, or if she had a business venture that failed and she hadn't immediately given up on business ownership blaming capitalism for all her woes, but instead figured out what went wrong and tried again, maybe creating something that really worked the second time, it would have proved that she had the ability to learn from her failures and succeed.

As it stands, she hasn't shown that.

All she has shown is a great ability to blame others for her own mistakes.

Getting elected is success of a kind, sure, but I also know we had a football coach come in, say all the right things, and then prove that he was an utter failure as a head football coach (it was the first head coaching gig he'd ever had). He's taking a new head coaching job and maybe he'll do better this time, but it's also nearly 10 years after he was fired from the position he had with my alma. So we'll see if he's learned from his failures.

Is she the same? Did she do the right things at the right time to tap a disgruntled electorate, but will she show any ability at all to legislate and understand what's going on? Her moves so far haven't shown much ability, but we'll see.



posted on Dec, 7 2018 @ 03:55 PM
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originally posted by: Wayfarer

originally posted by: ketsuko

originally posted by: Wayfarer

originally posted by: ketsuko

originally posted by: Wayfarer

originally posted by: ketsuko
a reply to: Wayfarer

Man was still smarter than she is.


Spoken like someone desperately trying to prop up a failed hero with a dash of misogyny as well.


Oh yes, I forgot. White women are now misogynist and white oppressive as well. Thank you for reminding me of that.


Its the 21st century. Much to my disappointment, women can most certainly be misogynist. Case in point.


Leftist vocabulary = Anyone who doesn't do and say what I want them to is surely something hateful. This is part of the point the OP was making. We cannot have true comedy anymore because of crap like this.


No, you are misogynist because you claimed Reagan was smarter than AOC for no reason. Perhaps if you actually backup up your BS with facts/data (don't worry, I know you don't have any) you could make an argument to the contrary.


Reagan was way smarter than Cortez. You know it, that's why your only line of defense is to scream at a woman and call her a misogynist. By your standards, you're more of a misogynist than the lady you're pointing your finger at.

But anyways, lets compare...

Cortez: Has a degree in International Relations and had a small meteor named after her. Far out. *chuckle*

Reagan: Captain in the US Army Air Forces, Governor of California, President of the US, has a library named after him, and has tons of honors and awards.



posted on Dec, 7 2018 @ 03:58 PM
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originally posted by: LSU2018

originally posted by: Wayfarer

originally posted by: ketsuko

originally posted by: Wayfarer

originally posted by: ketsuko

originally posted by: Wayfarer

originally posted by: ketsuko
a reply to: Wayfarer

Man was still smarter than she is.


Spoken like someone desperately trying to prop up a failed hero with a dash of misogyny as well.


Oh yes, I forgot. White women are now misogynist and white oppressive as well. Thank you for reminding me of that.


Its the 21st century. Much to my disappointment, women can most certainly be misogynist. Case in point.


Leftist vocabulary = Anyone who doesn't do and say what I want them to is surely something hateful. This is part of the point the OP was making. We cannot have true comedy anymore because of crap like this.


No, you are misogynist because you claimed Reagan was smarter than AOC for no reason. Perhaps if you actually backup up your BS with facts/data (don't worry, I know you don't have any) you could make an argument to the contrary.


Reagan was way smarter than Cortez. You know it, that's why your only line of defense is to scream at a woman and call her a misogynist. By your standards, you're more of a misogynist than the lady you're pointing your finger at.

But anyways, lets compare...

Cortez: Has a degree in International Relations and had a small meteor named after her. Far out. *chuckle*

Reagan: Captain in the US Army Air Forces, Governor of California, President of the US, has a library named after him, and has tons of honors and awards.


Sometimes I can't tell if you're posting jokes or actually serious replies. Reagan's qualifications that you listed in fact are decoupled from intelligence (at least moreso than Cortez's actual degree). The fact that you laud them as such even paints you in the same category as Reagan in this instance.



posted on Dec, 7 2018 @ 04:02 PM
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a reply to: Wayfarer

Even if I looked like a cave troll, there would still be nothing attractive about her. The fact that you called her attractive after she opened her mouth leads me to believe that you may be the one who favors either a cave troll or bearded hipster with nonprescription black rimmed eye glasses and skinny capris. Not sure which is worse.



posted on Dec, 7 2018 @ 04:03 PM
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originally posted by: Wayfarer

originally posted by: LSU2018

originally posted by: Wayfarer

originally posted by: LSU2018

originally posted by: Wayfarer

originally posted by: LSU2018

originally posted by: Wayfarer

originally posted by: TheRedneck


So, to everyone complaining about how terrible conservatives are for mercilessly berating Cortez...





Who's complaining? She's like 1/100000th as meme worthy as doofus in chief. The best part is she couldn't outdo Trump in pure idiotic magnificence if she tried (but then again nobody could)


That's what your side calls deflection.


It would be, except I'd have to actually be deflecting something...........

In this case its just a statement of fact.


Thanks for reiterating further.


You know, that's the first time someone's thanked me for fixing their logic-bungled post.


I hope you gave me a star.


For you, my cherry blossom, I bequeath all the stars.


YES!



posted on Dec, 7 2018 @ 04:03 PM
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originally posted by: TinySickTears

originally posted by: ketsuko
a reply to: TinySickTears

Can you deny that she makes herself a target?

Have you really watched any of her interviews with the press? "


i can not confirm or deny because all i know about it her what i see here
i have never watched a single thing with her
i do not even know what she sounds like

i am just amused at how much the right hates her.

for a lot of the same reasons they love trump.
its hilarious



It's political. They're as opposite as it gets.

Here's your sign.



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