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Cortez Saves Comedy

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posted on Dec, 7 2018 @ 02:49 PM
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originally posted by: jimmyx
she fulfills all the right-wing wet dreams about what's wrong with a democratically controlled house of representatives
1...she's a woman
2...she's latino
3...she's far left
I can see by the previous posts that she will be the new punching bag for the next 2 years


Yeah you really nailed it. Republicans would never elect a woman. Or a Latino. And liberals would never bash a Latino woman, even if she were a Republican.

Thanks for the eye opener, jimmyx.




posted on Dec, 7 2018 @ 02:51 PM
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originally posted by: LSU2018
a reply to: Sookiechacha

Comedy and mockery go hand in hand. That's what the left try to tell us anytime a twatruffle like Griffin holds a fake Trump head up. Are you wanting to change the standards back now?


If they elect her they will just like they did after they elected Obama. Remember all the late night comedians moaning about how there just wasn't anything funny about Obama?



posted on Dec, 7 2018 @ 02:51 PM
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originally posted by: TheRedneck
a reply to: Wayfarer

Just for you... fresh off the press!



TheRedneck


This is actually pretty funny.





Because you knuckledraggers don't get that she can't subpoena anyone. She made a joke knowing you chuckleheads would fall right into it with righteous stupidity, and to her credit you did not dissapoint.




posted on Dec, 7 2018 @ 02:52 PM
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originally posted by: Wayfarer

originally posted by: ketsuko
a reply to: Wayfarer

Man was still smarter than she is.


Spoken like someone desperately trying to prop up a failed hero with a dash of misogyny as well.


Oh yes, I forgot. White women are now misogynist and white oppressive as well. Thank you for reminding me of that.



posted on Dec, 7 2018 @ 02:52 PM
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originally posted by: TheRedneck
OK, I found this one and want to use it to point out the difference between funny and hateful.



This one is NOT funny. It is hateful. Whoever made it should be ashamed.

TheRedneck


I'd like to have a contest... Who can build a dam faster, Cortez the Left Wing Latino Woman or a brood of angry beavers?



posted on Dec, 7 2018 @ 02:53 PM
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a reply to: LSU2018

Shame on you! Dams are bad for the fish and stuff, K?



posted on Dec, 7 2018 @ 02:54 PM
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originally posted by: ketsuko

originally posted by: Wayfarer

originally posted by: ketsuko
a reply to: Wayfarer

Man was still smarter than she is.


Spoken like someone desperately trying to prop up a failed hero with a dash of misogyny as well.


Oh yes, I forgot. White women are now misogynist and white oppressive as well. Thank you for reminding me of that.


Its the 21st century. Much to my disappointment, women can most certainly be misogynist. Case in point.



posted on Dec, 7 2018 @ 02:55 PM
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originally posted by: TheRedneck
a reply to: TinySickTears

Yep, you guys showed us the way! Thank you! This really is fun...

One difference, though... we're making fun of Cortez, not hating on her.

TheRedneck


there is no difference and you know it

you are all doing the same #

maybe one day you will admit it

once difference i see is people bow down before her like you and so many others do for trump



posted on Dec, 7 2018 @ 02:56 PM
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originally posted by: Wayfarer

originally posted by: ketsuko

originally posted by: Wayfarer

originally posted by: ketsuko
a reply to: Wayfarer

Man was still smarter than she is.


Spoken like someone desperately trying to prop up a failed hero with a dash of misogyny as well.


Oh yes, I forgot. White women are now misogynist and white oppressive as well. Thank you for reminding me of that.


Its the 21st century. Much to my disappointment, women can most certainly be misogynist. Case in point.


Leftist vocabulary = Anyone who doesn't do and say what I want them to is surely something hateful. This is part of the point the OP was making. We cannot have true comedy anymore because of crap like this.
edit on 7-12-2018 by ketsuko because: (no reason given)



posted on Dec, 7 2018 @ 02:57 PM
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originally posted by: Wayfarer




Because you knuckledraggers don't get that she can't subpoena anyone. She made a joke knowing you chuckleheads would fall right into it with righteous stupidity, and to her credit you did not dissapoint.



yup

when trump says some dumb ass # though they race to defend and deflect.
he didnt mean it
he meant this or that

but here they are picking apart her every word.

idiots



posted on Dec, 7 2018 @ 02:57 PM
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originally posted by: TheRedneck
a reply to: LSU2018

Nah, I think she's kinda hot... at least when the mouth is closed and the eyes don't bug out.

What is it with those eyes, anyway? Scary...

TheRedneck


Typical angry liberal eyes. Pelosi, Clinton, Wassa-Man Shultz... They all have them. She was good looking until she opened her mouth and liberal garbage and socialism started pouring out. That kind of ruined her looks. Much like that good looking chick that turns out to be a maniacal bitch, her personality makes her ugly.



posted on Dec, 7 2018 @ 02:57 PM
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thanks
hes a bit of a whiner but i think Patton Oswald is also pretty funny.
Also Harland Williams from Canada is good.


a reply to: TheRedneck



posted on Dec, 7 2018 @ 02:58 PM
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a reply to: TinySickTears

Can you deny that she makes herself a target?

Have you really watched any of her interviews with the press? They try and try really, really hard to help her but she won't even be led to turn her gaffes into less idiotic statements. It's painful to see.

It would be like watching Chuck Todd interviewing the guy who said that Guam would tip over, and having Todd chuckle a bit after that statement and say, "Yes, I can see how that would surely turn Guam's economy upside down." in a suggestive and tentative manner, hinting that this is what Hank Johnson meant to say all along. And Johnson, instead of catching his gaffe and correcting and going along with it instead doubles down, "Oh no, that whole island is gonna flop right on over and drown everyone and everything!"
edit on 7-12-2018 by ketsuko because: (no reason given)



posted on Dec, 7 2018 @ 02:58 PM
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originally posted by: ketsuko

originally posted by: Wayfarer

originally posted by: ketsuko

originally posted by: Wayfarer

originally posted by: ketsuko
a reply to: Wayfarer

Man was still smarter than she is.


Spoken like someone desperately trying to prop up a failed hero with a dash of misogyny as well.


Oh yes, I forgot. White women are now misogynist and white oppressive as well. Thank you for reminding me of that.


Its the 21st century. Much to my disappointment, women can most certainly be misogynist. Case in point.


Leftist vocabulary = Anyone who doesn't do and say what I want them to is surely something hateful. This is part of the point the OP was making. We cannot have true comedy anymore because of crap like this.


No, you are misogynist because you claimed Reagan was smarter than AOC for no reason. Perhaps if you actually backup up your BS with facts/data (don't worry, I know you don't have any) you could make an argument to the contrary.



posted on Dec, 7 2018 @ 02:59 PM
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originally posted by: TinySickTears
all these threads about Cortez are fantastic.

all you people posting threads dogging her and talking # are the very same people that dog the people that start threads about trump.
youre doing the same exact thing


lololololo triggered

she is living in all your heads rent free

lollolol

thats what you say in the threads like this about trump

but here you are doing it too

bunch of tools


You guys are still up on us by about 382,956 threads. We haven't reached "rent free" status by a long shot.



posted on Dec, 7 2018 @ 02:59 PM
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originally posted by: Wayfarer

originally posted by: LSU2018

originally posted by: Wayfarer

originally posted by: LSU2018

originally posted by: Wayfarer

originally posted by: TheRedneck


So, to everyone complaining about how terrible conservatives are for mercilessly berating Cortez...





Who's complaining? She's like 1/100000th as meme worthy as doofus in chief. The best part is she couldn't outdo Trump in pure idiotic magnificence if she tried (but then again nobody could)


That's what your side calls deflection.


It would be, except I'd have to actually be deflecting something...........

In this case its just a statement of fact.


Thanks for reiterating further.


You know, that's the first time someone's thanked me for fixing their logic-bungled post.


I hope you gave me a star.



posted on Dec, 7 2018 @ 03:00 PM
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originally posted by: LSU2018

originally posted by: TheRedneck
a reply to: LSU2018

Nah, I think she's kinda hot... at least when the mouth is closed and the eyes don't bug out.

What is it with those eyes, anyway? Scary...

TheRedneck


Typical angry liberal eyes. Pelosi, Clinton, Wassa-Man Shultz... They all have them. She was good looking until she opened her mouth and liberal garbage and socialism started pouring out. That kind of ruined her looks. Much like that good looking chick that turns out to be a maniacal bitch, her personality makes her ugly.


I found it rather funny when someone who probably looks like a cave troll makes disparaging remarks about an attractive person. Some things never change.



posted on Dec, 7 2018 @ 03:01 PM
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a reply to: EchoesInTime

They've gotten to the point that they couldn't care less because they've gotten away with breaking the law so often.



posted on Dec, 7 2018 @ 03:01 PM
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originally posted by: LSU2018

originally posted by: Wayfarer

originally posted by: LSU2018

originally posted by: Wayfarer

originally posted by: LSU2018

originally posted by: Wayfarer

originally posted by: TheRedneck


So, to everyone complaining about how terrible conservatives are for mercilessly berating Cortez...





Who's complaining? She's like 1/100000th as meme worthy as doofus in chief. The best part is she couldn't outdo Trump in pure idiotic magnificence if she tried (but then again nobody could)


That's what your side calls deflection.


It would be, except I'd have to actually be deflecting something...........

In this case its just a statement of fact.


Thanks for reiterating further.


You know, that's the first time someone's thanked me for fixing their logic-bungled post.


I hope you gave me a star.


For you, my cherry blossom, I bequeath all the stars.



posted on Dec, 7 2018 @ 03:02 PM
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originally posted by: ketsuko
a reply to: TinySickTears

Can you deny that she makes herself a target?

Have you really watched any of her interviews with the press? "


i can not confirm or deny because all i know about it her what i see here
i have never watched a single thing with her
i do not even know what she sounds like

i am just amused at how much the right hates her.

for a lot of the same reasons they love trump.
its hilarious




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