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Texas Man Admits Kidnapping 79 People To Anally Probe Them While Disguised As An Alien

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posted on Dec, 6 2018 @ 04:59 PM
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originally posted by: hitparader
Snopes


If you had read to the bottom of the post or even some of the replies you would know that it was satire and needn't have bothered, but thanks for playing!




posted on Dec, 6 2018 @ 05:07 PM
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I'll allow it.



posted on Dec, 6 2018 @ 05:14 PM
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Texas Man Admits Kidnapping 79 People To Anally Probe Them While Disguised As An Alien

Dude should go in to politics.

He's got the qualifications for it.



posted on Dec, 6 2018 @ 05:37 PM
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a reply to: GeauxHomeYoureDrunk

Well, we know where to look for suspects if this ever happens for realsies ha ha



posted on Dec, 6 2018 @ 05:39 PM
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My gf has already anally probed me lol, maybe she's an alien.



posted on Dec, 6 2018 @ 05:47 PM
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originally posted by: dug88
a reply to: GeauxHomeYoureDrunk

I was almost convinced until I read the other headlines on the page. You never really know. I could see that # happening.



Oh god that face though....Imagine you've been telling your abduction story for years...then you find out it was that guy probing your asshole dressed like an alien with his custom made alien # toys.


Doesnt that look like yoda? hmmm so thats what he meant by may the force be with you.



posted on Dec, 6 2018 @ 06:10 PM
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I laughed at
the headline



posted on Dec, 6 2018 @ 08:38 PM
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a reply to: GeauxHomeYoureDrunk

This would make a great movie.



posted on Dec, 6 2018 @ 10:59 PM
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a reply to: GeauxHomeYoureDrunk


Ummm...so...does he do time for the crime...or just get...probation...?







YouSir



posted on Dec, 7 2018 @ 02:56 PM
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originally posted by: YouSir
a reply to: GeauxHomeYoureDrunk


Ummm...so...does he do time for the crime...or just get...probation...?







YouSir


Your use of pun is superior sir!
Bravo!



posted on Dec, 7 2018 @ 06:33 PM
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Oh its not fake, its for real! Heres a video of the real thing

www.youtube.com... reply to: GeauxHomeYoureDrunk



posted on Dec, 8 2018 @ 03:14 AM
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@ this and figuring it was fake when reading earlier on. Sounds like a stolen story idea from an X-Files episode.



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