Stop barking! It's just the wind! Dumb dog!
Shush! It's just the kids upstairs! Dumb dog!
Dammit, shut up! It's only the neighbor's motorcycle! Dumb dog!
Oh for Christ's sake! Would you PLEASE shut the hell up? It's only.... (doorbell rings)
Sorry dog! Dumb owner!
edit on 4-12-2018 by GeauxHomeYoureDrunk because: (no reason given)
It's a daily routine here! He was always so quiet until we went to SE Texas for my Dad's surgery and daughter's wedding back in May and he was around
my granddog who apparently barks the entire time he is left alone, every time the wind blows, each time a twig snaps, etc. He isn't as bad as my
daughter's dog but he barks far more often since then!
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