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Now they are after our BACON. . . . . . OMG

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posted on Dec, 3 2018 @ 08:03 PM
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a reply to: burdman30ott6


I think that little "pork chop" has issues.




posted on Dec, 3 2018 @ 08:04 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
I think this is bologna!


Oh my gosh!

Bacon wrapped "fried" bologna!!!

I think I have a new idea for the food truck that is parked by work everyday...




posted on Dec, 3 2018 @ 08:05 PM
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a reply to: TNMockingbird




Oh no, am I a SJW?


Only if you are someone who gets jalapeno face with your beliefs.
But it does take two to mango.



posted on Dec, 3 2018 @ 08:06 PM
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I see corny word play and a be-ay-con job. Pun gent cheese to dip idioms in.



posted on Dec, 3 2018 @ 08:07 PM
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For the pork offended there's a PC alternative

TOFU the other other white meat.




posted on Dec, 3 2018 @ 08:07 PM
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a reply to: deadlysyn

Course you can.

Just no more pulling your pork.

Too bad shake the steak is no longer on the menu.

edit on 3-12-2018 by MysticPearl because: (no reason given)



posted on Dec, 3 2018 @ 08:09 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

The fact that there are little sissy boys and girls who want you to stop doing this thing or that thing because it hurts their fragile feelings is nothing new.

Whining about what everyone else is doing is how they build status in their groups.

The only cure for this is to drop a big meaty plopper in the bowl and give them a swirly every time they express displeasure about your actions. If there are no facilities close, grab their underwear next to the name tag their mother stitched into it and pull it up and over their heads until it covers their eyelids.

This serves two functions. First, it puts them in an uncomfortable situation. Probably the first they have ever encountered, and this toughens them up and gets them ready for the severing of their mothers umbilical cord.

Second, it let’s them know you don’t care about their feelings or their complaints, and it generally curbs their bad behavior.
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posted on Dec, 3 2018 @ 08:11 PM
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looks like they are coming for our metaphors...and history...and guns and jobs... and cells and molecules...


I presume the average cult45'ist will believe this at face value and misconstrue a linguistic evolution - since every 'sayings' change over time - to be "them coming for our words".

it's not even an opinion piece, its just misinformation at this point.



posted on Dec, 3 2018 @ 08:12 PM
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a reply to: odzeandennz

You, good sir, tend to pee in the punch bowl.



posted on Dec, 3 2018 @ 08:14 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

"Shareena Hamzah of Swansea University says idioms involving animal products could be rendered obsolete because they are out of touch with the zeitgeist."

Shut up or we will eat you Shareena Hamzah, don't care what University she's from or the zeitgeist she thinks is applicable.

Bacon is the bee's knees.

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posted on Dec, 3 2018 @ 08:15 PM
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Whale meat again

I don't know where

I don't know when

but

whale meat again.



posted on Dec, 3 2018 @ 08:18 PM
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Somehow "bringing home the pancetta" doesn't have the same ring to it.



posted on Dec, 3 2018 @ 08:18 PM
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originally posted by: andy06shake
a reply to: DBCowboy

"Shareena Hamzah of Swansea University says idioms involving animal products could be rendered obsolete because they are out of touch with the zeitgeist."

Shut up or we will eat you Shareena Hamzah, don't care what University she's from or the zeitgeist she thinks is applicable.

Bacon is the bee's knees.
She probably doesn’t even know how delicious she is.



posted on Dec, 3 2018 @ 08:19 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

They may take our lives.

They may take our freedom.

They might even make us swallow Brexit.

But touch our Bacon! And that's war that is. LoL



posted on Dec, 3 2018 @ 08:20 PM
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... pfft...
Vegans are like a blind dog in a meat market, they know how to ham things up.



posted on Dec, 3 2018 @ 08:24 PM
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posted on Dec, 3 2018 @ 08:24 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

Should we be surprised that it sounds like someone peed in their Wheaties? Cheeseburger.



posted on Dec, 3 2018 @ 08:26 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

The swine!



posted on Dec, 3 2018 @ 08:26 PM
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posted on Dec, 3 2018 @ 08:30 PM
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I had a special background in reserve for just this sort of thing.



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