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posted on Nov, 29 2018 @ 04:47 PM
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Into all sorts of stuff, and have lurked here for years. I hope all of you are ready for some of my off-beat takes on life.




posted on Nov, 29 2018 @ 04:49 PM
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Welcome. Let's hear one



posted on Nov, 29 2018 @ 04:51 PM
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originally posted by: Sabrechucker
Welcome. Let's hear one


If your cat gets it's tail torn off by a dog, don't take it to a vet. Take it to Walmart. They are the largest re-tailer in the world.

Yes, I am a Dad, and my kids love that one.



posted on Nov, 29 2018 @ 04:53 PM
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a reply to: FilthyUSMonkey

Ok that was pretty good




posted on Nov, 29 2018 @ 04:54 PM
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originally posted by: FilthyUSMonkey

originally posted by: Sabrechucker
Welcome. Let's hear one


If your cat gets it's tail torn off by a dog, don't take it to a vet. Take it to Walmart. They are the largest re-tailer in the world.

Yes, I am a Dad, and my kids love that one.


Q: What do you call it when your cat lies?

A: purrjury 😆



posted on Nov, 29 2018 @ 04:57 PM
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My cats got no nose ...



posted on Nov, 29 2018 @ 04:58 PM
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a reply to: xuenchen

You have got to be kitten me...



posted on Nov, 29 2018 @ 05:02 PM
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originally posted by: FilthyUSMonkey
a reply to: xuenchen

You have got to be kitten me...

LoL, you'll fit right in here

Welcome.
It might seem like an off the wall question but you don't have bigger arms than Jessie Ventura do ya?



posted on Nov, 29 2018 @ 05:02 PM
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a reply to: FilthyUSMonkey

Welcome to ATS. Enjoy your time on the forums.



posted on Nov, 29 2018 @ 05:06 PM
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originally posted by: stosh64

originally posted by: FilthyUSMonkey
a reply to: xuenchen

You have got to be kitten me...

LoL, you'll fit right in here

Welcome.
It might seem like an off the wall question but you don't have bigger arms than Jessie Ventura do ya?


I'll bite: No, I don't have bigger arms then Jessie. Why?



posted on Nov, 29 2018 @ 05:12 PM
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a reply to: FilthyUSMonkey

Welcome to ATS.

May the claws be with you.
edit on 29/11/18 by LightSpeedDriver because: Typo



posted on Nov, 29 2018 @ 06:38 PM
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originally posted by: Cassi3l
My cats got no nose ...


How does the cat smell?



posted on Nov, 29 2018 @ 06:45 PM
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Lol good stuff.
I like dad jokes, maybe I'm getting old. 😂



posted on Nov, 29 2018 @ 07:41 PM
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Hello and welcome!



posted on Nov, 29 2018 @ 07:55 PM
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originally posted by: FilthyUSMonkey

originally posted by: stosh64

originally posted by: FilthyUSMonkey
a reply to: xuenchen

You have got to be kitten me...

LoL, you'll fit right in here

Welcome.
It might seem like an off the wall question but you don't have bigger arms than Jessie Ventura do ya?


I'll bite: No, I don't have bigger arms then Jessie. Why?

Your name just reminded me of someone that used to be a member, and had a classic ATS post and response in this thread.
Look for a reply from Jessie to boymonkey74
Abovetopsecret


Put it this way, we both got bigger arms than you, boymonkey74.



posted on Nov, 29 2018 @ 08:18 PM
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Welcome you dirty monkey.

You're already are ahead of the pack.....by responding in your intro thread. Doesnt seem to be something that happens too often.

So, glad you're here. Let's settle in and relax on this flat earth that exists in an alien computer simulation and discuss the important things....like the mating habits of south American frogs.
edit on 29-11-2018 by MisterSpock because: (no reason given)



posted on Nov, 30 2018 @ 12:45 AM
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a reply to: FilthyUSMonkey
Something Awfull








ba-doom tish !




posted on Nov, 30 2018 @ 01:40 PM
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Why did the monkey fall out the tree?
He was dead.



posted on Nov, 30 2018 @ 02:12 PM
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a reply to: FilthyUSMonkey

Welcome FilthyUSMonkey have a great time.



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