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originally posted by: skunkape23
So...I'm just sitting on a bench, having a smoke and drinking some fine grog.
This chick with a buzzed head and the dirtiest feet you can imagine just plops beside me, introduces herself as "Patrick" and asks me my name.
I tell her my name and we shake hands.
I was tempted to inquire if she was male or female, or something in between.
It didn't take long to figure she was all Irish female.
We had a nice conversation.
I commented on her "Hobbit" feet.
She laughed.
We killed a bottle of wine and she skipped off.
Austin is a strange town. In a good way.
originally posted by: RainbowPhoenix
Was at a rave once and this cute chick walks up me totally lit out of her mind and kind of mumbles “can I sit next to you?” I said “Sure.” And she sat next to me and put her head on my shoulder and passed out for the next couple of hours until the club closed. Universe sent her to the right person because I sat there with her, made sure she was alright and nobody violated or rummaged her pockets.
originally posted by: caterpillage
originally posted by: RainbowPhoenix
Was at a rave once and this cute chick walks up me totally lit out of her mind and kind of mumbles “can I sit next to you?” I said “Sure.” And she sat next to me and put her head on my shoulder and passed out for the next couple of hours until the club closed. Universe sent her to the right person because I sat there with her, made sure she was alright and nobody violated or rummaged her pockets.
I was really expecting that to end with "we're celebrating our 20th wedding anniversary next month"