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Trumptard anonymous TTA meeting

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posted on Nov, 28 2018 @ 07:10 AM
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Hi. I'm TheRedneck.

I'm not really sure why I'm here. The guy on the street said there would be liberal tears.

Where are the liberal tears? I got money.

Anyway, you guys are nuts. I don't have a problem! Well, except for needing liberal tears. They're for purely medicinal uses, really.

Nope, no denial here... I can quit liberal tears any time I want. I just don't want to right now.

*shakes a little*

I could sure use some liberal tears. Come on guys! Help a brother out!

Really. I can pay for them...

TheRedneck




posted on Nov, 28 2018 @ 07:32 AM
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a reply to: notsure1

1. We admitted we were powerless over liberal tears—that our lives had become hilarious.

2. Came to believe that a power greater than ourselves could make America great again.

3. Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of Trump as we understood Him.

4. Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of our country.

5. Admitted to Trump, to ourselves, and to another human being that the exact nature of our country’s problems.

6. Were entirely ready to have Trump drain the swamp.

7. Humbly asked Him to remove our deep state agents.

8. Made a list of all persons we had triggered, and became willing to add more to that list.

9. Directly mocked such people wherever possible, even when to do so would drive them to physically injure themselves or others.

10. Continued to take inventory of the US, and when we were WINNING, promptly admitted it.

11. Sought through lulz and memes to improve our conscious support of Trump as we understood Him, praying only for knowledge from Q and the power to carry that out.

12. Having had a spiritual awakening as the result of these steps, we tried to carry this message to NPCs, and to practice these principles in all our affairs.



posted on Nov, 28 2018 @ 07:50 AM
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originally posted by: TheRedneck
Hi. I'm TheRedneck.

I'm not really sure why I'm here. The guy on the street said there would be liberal tears.

Where are the liberal tears? I got money.

Anyway, you guys are nuts. I don't have a problem! Well, except for needing liberal tears. They're for purely medicinal uses, really.

Nope, no denial here... I can quit liberal tears any time I want. I just don't want to right now.

*shakes a little*

I could sure use some liberal tears. Come on guys! Help a brother out!

Really. I can pay for them...

TheRedneck


I'll hook you up man. Just this one time though. I don't want to be an enabler, but I know how it feels.

I'ts strong stuff, so take just a little at a time. We don't need you to OD in the middle of the meeting.

Keep it on the DL, don't tell the others. I don't have enough to give everyone.


edit on 28-11-2018 by MrRCflying because: (no reason given)



posted on Nov, 28 2018 @ 08:57 AM
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a reply to: MrRCflying

Oh, thanks, man! I tell you, it's hard to just stop cold turkey... er... do without. There's just something about liberal tears, you know? All salty and wet and sloppy...

I can quit any time I want, you know, I just don't want to...

TheRedneck



posted on Nov, 28 2018 @ 09:06 AM
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a reply to: TheRedneck

Yea, I don't think the addiction is real. It is just for recreational use. I usually only partake in social situations.

I saw the meeting notice, and thought I would try, as others have told me I have a problem. I don't think I have a problem though. I guess seeking that help is the first step, we will see how it goes from here.

Don't use it all at once...



posted on Nov, 28 2018 @ 09:19 AM
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Closed for staff review.
Reopened
edit on Wed Nov 28 2018 by DontTreadOnMe because: (no reason given)



posted on Nov, 28 2018 @ 08:28 PM
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a reply to: DontTreadOnMe

Ty for reopening the thread..



posted on Nov, 28 2018 @ 08:30 PM
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a reply to: scolai

LOL Nice job..
I looked at the steps and tried to come up with a few for the OP, But decided they sucked. lol



posted on Nov, 28 2018 @ 08:45 PM
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a reply to: notsure1

Congrats on contributing to the divide. You're part of the problem.



posted on Nov, 28 2018 @ 08:49 PM
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originally posted by: LordAhriman
a reply to: notsure1

Congrats on contributing to the divide. You're part of the problem.



Satire is not division.




posted on Nov, 28 2018 @ 09:07 PM
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originally posted by: LordAhriman
a reply to: notsure1

Congrats on contributing to the divide. You're part of the problem.



People like you have problems all on your own with or without anyone else's contributions, so we're not the root of the problem. You might want to find out what yours is.



posted on Nov, 28 2018 @ 09:47 PM
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originally posted by: LordAhriman
a reply to: notsure1

Congrats on contributing to the divide. You're part of the problem.



Relax . I was making fun of myself. Geez



posted on Nov, 28 2018 @ 09:48 PM
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originally posted by: LordAhriman
a reply to: notsure1

Congrats on contributing to the divide. You're part of the problem.

You're mad at your father.. Not me...



posted on Nov, 28 2018 @ 10:30 PM
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Hello fellow Trumptards. My name is TheGhoul formally known as ConscienceZombie. I am a Trumptard.

Thank you all for sharing.

I don't make liberals cry because I'm not good at confrontation. I keep to myself. When others are being trolls on video games and such I call them liberals. It's funny how they get offended. When they reply and say "I'm a conservative." I then reply with "oh millennial than." In which case they keep their filthy mouth shut.

I'm addicted to it.

I'm addicted to defending trump in any way I can because every time I turn on the news. "SMASH TRUMP!" in any way they can.

It makes me so angry. All I want is the news. What's going on in the world. How others are fairing on this pale blue dot. But no... SMASH TRUMP. Its everywhere. Except for Fox. They're BLOCK TRUMP. In any way they can. All I want is the news.

Page after page. Post below post. Of those who SMASH TRUMP and bring nothing but a hammer. I see everywhere. All the time. It pains me to the point that I bring a hammer as well. Common sense seems to be the right weapon for the job. But those without it just makes everything worse. Then they bring more hammers.

Why. This trend of TRUMP THIS. TRUMP THAT. TRUMP BAD. TRUMP GOOD. 24/7/4/12.

I don't know who to trust anymore for the news. Where can I get unobjectified, unbiased, unopinoniated news. Just face value. Here's the facts news.

So here I am. Typing this out. A Trumptard who is tired of having to be a Trumptard because of Libtards.

This is my statement, my confession, my plea. Take it or leave it. It's not worth much.

TheGhoul



posted on Nov, 28 2018 @ 10:46 PM
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Sent thread link to my mother because she has a SEVERE case of TT. Hope this helped. *fingers crossed*




posted on Nov, 29 2018 @ 04:02 AM
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a reply to: notsure1

This is what happens when the gubment controls drugs...

The price of liberal tears is very high right now... Like, it costs you friends, family, jobs sometimes, and most importantly time...

Pissing off relatives and making memes has become a full time job!!

I, for one, am very grateful for this group.

How many steps are there in this one?
I only have time for like 2 steps

Thanks again.



posted on Nov, 29 2018 @ 04:49 AM
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Trumptarded?.. I dunno - I'm just lost I thought there used to be a porno-cinema here..
Anyway, yeah the orange guy, he's way better than the old chick who sent emails..
My names Jon and my parole officer may call here later looking for me.


edit on 29/11/18 by Agit8dChop because: (no reason given)



posted on Nov, 29 2018 @ 05:05 AM
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a reply to: Agit8dChop

I'll make sure to tell him whatever you want... just... can you spare some more liberal tears? it's not for me, it's for... someone else. Yeah. Someone else. I don't mess with the stuff myself... I can quit any time...

So, we got a deal?

TheRedneck



posted on Nov, 29 2018 @ 05:19 AM
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a reply to: TheRedneck



Talk to the guy with the feathers. We just recently took him back from the liberals. They were using him against the Golden one.

He has been binge drinking liberal tears ever since he was rescued.

Maybe he can hook you up



posted on Nov, 29 2018 @ 06:33 AM
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originally posted by: TheRedneck
a reply to: Agit8dChop

I'll make sure to tell him whatever you want... just... can you spare some more liberal tears? it's not for me, it's for... someone else. Yeah. Someone else. I don't mess with the stuff myself... I can quit any time...

So, we got a deal?

TheRedneck


Sorry man. I think we have to cut you off. I gave you enough to last a week! You used it up already?

For someone else. Yea, right.

You used so much you have a rash or something around your neck, it's all red!

What I have left is for myself. Not that I NEED it or anything.

*takes sip*

Ahh... better... Fresh from this morning. Got it from the news crying about Trump wanting to pardon Manafort or something. Didn't really listen or care, just heard the whimpering and whining.

Still wining!



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