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‘Married man’ Justin Bieber says wants to be more like Jesus

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posted on Nov, 26 2018 @ 12:29 PM
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www.rawstory.com...



I want to take this opportunity to offer congratulations to Justin and Hailey in their nuptials.




posted on Nov, 26 2018 @ 12:36 PM
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a reply to: olaru12

So he wants someone to nail him to a post?



posted on Nov, 26 2018 @ 12:43 PM
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a reply to: olaru12

Hope he can keep that inspiration in mind when this girl cleans out his bank account and takes his house and kids.



posted on Nov, 26 2018 @ 12:45 PM
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originally posted by: olaru12
www.rawstory.com...



I want to take this opportunity to offer congratulations to Justin and Hailey in their nuptials.






Wow, a whole sentence and a link to raw story, deep.

Lol



posted on Nov, 26 2018 @ 12:51 PM
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Stay tuned, Hollywood mental breakdown coming soon. He's headed for a Charlie Sheen or Johnny Depp moment.
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posted on Nov, 26 2018 @ 12:51 PM
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originally posted by: Bluntone22
a reply to: olaru12

So he wants someone to nail him to a post?
Dibs!



posted on Nov, 26 2018 @ 12:53 PM
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I call stabbing him with the Lance of Longinus, you heard it here first.
Double dibs.

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posted on Nov, 26 2018 @ 12:56 PM
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a reply to: CharlesT

The whole Jesus story might have turned out different if Jesus got married.



posted on Nov, 26 2018 @ 12:57 PM
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a reply to: skunkape23

That would have been my 1st comment!



posted on Nov, 26 2018 @ 01:20 PM
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a reply to: Bluntone22

You may have gotten the nail part right.



posted on Nov, 26 2018 @ 01:20 PM
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I knew a guy named Jesus, it was his real name. He lived on a houseboat in Sheboygan Wisconsin and liked to party and play foosball. Is this the Jesus that Justin wants to be like, evidently he has no clue as to how the biblical Jesus was.



posted on Nov, 26 2018 @ 01:23 PM
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a reply to: toms54

But he did get Married, why do you think they call married married. People do not get pitched, the name probably comes from Mary.



posted on Nov, 26 2018 @ 01:31 PM
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He married his mom?

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posted on Nov, 26 2018 @ 01:44 PM
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originally posted by: rickymouse
I knew a guy named Jesus, it was his real name. He lived on a houseboat in Sheboygan Wisconsin and liked to party and play foosball. Is this the Jesus that Justin wants to be like, evidently he has no clue as to how the biblical Jesus was.


Foosballs for the DEVIL!!



posted on Nov, 26 2018 @ 01:58 PM
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originally posted by: CharlesT
Stay tuned, Hollywood mental breakdown coming soon. He's headed for a Charlie Sheen or Johnny Depp moment.


Spot on. This kid shows instability in so many different ways.
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posted on Nov, 26 2018 @ 02:13 PM
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originally posted by: Athetos
He married his mom?

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Of course not, he married a retired prostitute. Mary Magdalene



posted on Nov, 26 2018 @ 02:40 PM
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Does his blood cure illness' also or is that just a myth ?



posted on Nov, 26 2018 @ 03:09 PM
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Lot of haters here today.



posted on Nov, 26 2018 @ 03:44 PM
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Doesn’t cure any illnesses but it makes your hear despacito in your head on repeat until you die.
a reply to: toms54
You included. You were first to reply and with a jaded comment as well. Lighten up.
a reply to: rickymouse
Riiiight retired *wink*

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posted on Nov, 26 2018 @ 04:43 PM
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Hahaha so my own version of hell, got it.



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