New heat-ray gun.

Well then, just in the nick of time.

How convenient.

But anyway, they say the closest way to describe what this thing does is standing before an open oven.



It's not torture if people feel incredible pain, but nobody gets hurt - right?

I'm more morally dubious.
It depends what those people are doing, or trying to do.

It's the lesser of two evils.

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Another Doocy?

Is that whole family talking heads?

No plans to use them any time soon?

Pffft I dont buy that lol

I know it seems unreal.

But brother I don't come to tell you nonsense.

It is real.

And it is highly unpleasant.

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Can it pop corn?

Not sure, but if you had corn in your pockets, it certainly feels like it could pop.

Finally... a legit excuse to wear tinfoil apparel!

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Money, Arms, War, Profit

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And don't forget the dark tanning oil.

White as a sheet in summer?

Brush yourself in olive oil, wrap yourself in foil and have a riot!

Zap ... you'll be brown in seconds!

Groovy I got a tan and zapped by the heat-ray gun.

Wait where are you taking me?

Back to Honduras.

What? But I live around the block!
I'm actually a blonde, German dude, I swear ...
Yeah, yeah tell them in Honduras.

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They have had that around for about 10 years. It hasn't been used in any deployments yet that I know of.

In 2010 one was deployed to Afghanistan, but was never used.

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First thought that came to me was, Cripes; I hope to hell aliens arent using probing tech like this on people. Didn't Tesla supposedly create something like this, stolen by the corrupt gov.? I don't remember anymore.

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