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Matthew G. Whitaker was already known to have hawked hot-tub seats for a business that shut down this year after reaching a $26 million settlement with the Federal Trade Commission for defrauding customers. But that’s just the beginning of the crackpottery.
During the current U.S. attorney general’s time on the company’s advisory board, from 2014 onward, World Patent Marketing:
Claimed that “DNA evidence collected in 2013 proves that Bigfoot does exist,” had a website selling Bigfoot paraphernalia and planned a celebrity event called “You Have Been Squatched!”
Asserted that “time travel” could be “possible, perhaps within the next decade” and tried to raise money using bitcoin for time-travel research by one of Whitaker’s fellow board members. The company suggested users might “relive moments from your past” or “visit your future.”
Announced, in the same media release heralding Whitaker’s appointment to the board, a patent application for an extra-deep “masculine toilet” for the well-endowed. Specifying the size of “average male genitalia,” the release said “this invention is designed for those of us who measure longer than that.”
A photo places him in the Florida offices where “there were always handsome, ‘well built’ guys coming and going,” according to an FTC filing, and which overlooked a “full nudity” strip club called Tootsie’s Cabaret. When the FTC searched the Florida offices, it found 115 prescriptions, “primarily for testosterone and syringes.”
In the opening line of the opinion the OLC says Trump-appointed Whitaker under the Federal Vacancies Reform Act of 1998, and further reveals, "This Office previously had advised that the President could designate a senior Department of Justice Official, such as Mr. Whitaker, as Acting Attorney General..."
originally posted by: Butterfinger
Forgot to mention that I have looked and like I said out of 15+ posts per day, only 3 have been actually relevant to the topic, and not a joke.
If the lack of anything politically useful in your political jokes I guess you win.
Thats all the time youre getting from me on researching you LOL