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posted on Feb, 25 2005 @ 03:47 AM
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Why do they have real lemons in washing-up liquid, but not in lemonade? It's a conspiracy! And what is baby oil made from? They'd like you to think it's not made from babies, but I say "NO! Enough with the lies! Release the babies now!, you infant oppressors!"


And why is it that American football is called football, when you pick up the ball and run? Why not call it padded rugby? Also, why is any room with a toilet in, called a bathroom? There's no bath in a public toilet! :bnghd:
And why call hamburgers, hamburgers, when there is only beef inside, no pork? It's insane! It's all a hoax! Viva la revolution!




posted on Feb, 25 2005 @ 05:22 AM
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Are you suggesting that baby oil is made of babies?


apc

posted on Feb, 26 2005 @ 02:41 AM
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I eat babies.

And why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?!?! Insanity all around us!!!



posted on Feb, 26 2005 @ 03:30 AM
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this is a ridiculous post....next your'e gonna tell me that there aren't any "hands" in hand cream.



posted on Feb, 26 2005 @ 04:20 AM
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Yeah there aren't any hands in hand cream tyrant...

...because there are, fool!

Hedgepook



posted on Feb, 26 2005 @ 08:27 AM
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And what about virgin olive oil? Do olives have virginity?

Does spam send nuisance e-mails to a large number of people, advertising Viagra?

Why does the sport cricket use bats? Wouldn't insects be more appropriate?

Stop it! My brain HURTS!




posted on Feb, 26 2005 @ 08:30 AM
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I would dearly love to know where this animal called a Mince is....
And my dad told me that there was some magical animal that bacon, sausage, and pork all comes from...... What's it called, a PorkBacSaus???????



posted on Feb, 26 2005 @ 08:38 AM
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Been watching the comedy channel a lot uh!?






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