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Acute US election fever.

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posted on Nov, 6 2018 @ 11:07 PM
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I can't come to work today because I suffer from Acute US Election fever.

No really - I cannot concentrate on anything else.

Doctor, doctor please, is there anything one can do to stop this nervous anticipation?

Unfortunately for this neurosis, you will simply have to wait until the symptom is over.

Yeah but can't one hasten the symptom a bit?

Well, you can try ... OK Heidi must still vote.
Should I go in opposite socks, or matching socks?
I should have worn the long dress, let me quickly change.
Naah, this is too goth for mid-terms.
Wait, does my lip-gloss match my eye-shadow?
Let me just redo it.
The sneakers look better than the 12-hole docs for the occasion, true, let me just go change them.

Flip US hurry up - the world is shivering (literally) with an -ti -ci -pation!

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posted on Nov, 6 2018 @ 11:10 PM
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In the mid-term, I mean in the meantime, take a deep breath and think:




posted on Nov, 6 2018 @ 11:44 PM
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If you follow US politics it's a real condition.

Wow, the US used to give us soap operas, now it has become a soap opera.

I can't wait to see the next exciting episode!



posted on Nov, 7 2018 @ 01:41 AM
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Then this guy at the bar - oh, I'm fine, I don't have a Facebook account. Oh yeah? You're the first dude they will investigate. Why doesn't he have a Facebook account, what's he got to hide?



posted on Nov, 7 2018 @ 07:44 AM
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originally posted by: halfoldman
If you follow US politics it's a real condition.

Wow, the US used to give us soap operas, now it has become a soap opera.

I can't wait to see the next exciting episode!





And now that the midterms are over, two years of presidential campaigning starts.......



posted on Nov, 7 2018 @ 02:27 PM
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Just woke up and checking the results.

Ha, nobody really happy or unhappy.

Fantastic.

I love it when a country is in safe hands ... not a single fist either way.



posted on Nov, 7 2018 @ 03:19 PM
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And today's excuse?

I have post-US mid-term election disorder.

No really, it stressed me so much.
The adrenaline must first dissipate from my body.

Out the toes, and where does it go?
Who knows.



posted on Nov, 7 2018 @ 07:29 PM
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What makes me most sad - I might miss my gym session.



posted on Nov, 7 2018 @ 07:38 PM
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a reply to: halfoldman

But you can work out at home!

Post something on ATS: do 50 push-ups.

Repeat three times.

See, who needs gym?
You can be your own drill-sergeant.



posted on Nov, 7 2018 @ 09:28 PM
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But what about the naked men?
Shut it.



posted on Nov, 7 2018 @ 10:56 PM
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Soon it's Word War III and you get to see naked men every day!

Really?

Ooh, I can't wait!

Volunteering this time round.
I just wanted to see naked men - bye, I'm leaving now.

What do you mean "no', and I have to stay there?
That was never advertised!

Step into my parlor, said the spider to the fly.



posted on Nov, 7 2018 @ 11:00 PM
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But brother, I just saw how beautiful you are.

Now I must blow a bullet through you?

Welcome to "male privilege".



posted on Nov, 7 2018 @ 11:26 PM
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Help - I've been kidnapped, gang-pressed and enslaved through-out history.

Oh shut up in there, and enjoy your white slave privilege.



posted on Nov, 8 2018 @ 12:04 AM
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My dear old CD player.
Still working.



posted on Nov, 8 2018 @ 12:07 AM
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Not much difference now but in two years, what do you foresee?

A lot more greenery.




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