posted on Nov, 6 2018 @ 11:07 PM
I can't come to work today because I suffer from Acute US Election fever.
No really - I cannot concentrate on anything else.
Doctor, doctor please, is there anything one can do to stop this nervous anticipation?
Unfortunately for this neurosis, you will simply have to wait until the symptom is over.
Yeah but can't one hasten the symptom a bit?
Well, you can try ... OK Heidi must still vote.
Should I go in opposite socks, or matching socks?
I should have worn the long dress, let me quickly change.
Naah, this is too goth for mid-terms.
Wait, does my lip-gloss match my eye-shadow?
Let me just redo it.
The sneakers look better than the 12-hole docs for the occasion, true, let me just go change them.
Flip US hurry up - the world is shivering (literally) with an -ti -ci -pation!
edit on 7-11-2018 by halfoldman because: (no reason given)