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..........is very much like aking love to a beautiful woman first you.....

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posted on Feb, 25 2005 @ 12:10 AM
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O.K you say something and i refer it to as making love to a beautiful woman.

thjis comes from the comedy show Swiss Toni's

[edit on 25-2-2005 by deacon]




posted on Feb, 25 2005 @ 12:12 AM
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Clearing a blocked toilet..........



posted on Feb, 25 2005 @ 12:22 AM
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Originally posted by Mindwalker
Clearing a blocked toilet..........


is very much like making love to a beautiful woman.... first you make sure the bowl is clean, then you grab your plunger and pump until the water is clear, but make sure you dont over pump cos you can get tired.



posted on Feb, 25 2005 @ 12:24 AM
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Extracting a tooth........



posted on Feb, 25 2005 @ 12:25 AM
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Originally posted by Mindwalker
Extracting a tooth........


This one wont be original cos they did that on the live show.



posted on Feb, 25 2005 @ 12:27 AM
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Picking up dog poo........



posted on Feb, 25 2005 @ 12:37 AM
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Originally posted by Mindwalker
Picking up dog poo........

(this is gonna be short)
Is very much like making love to a beautiful woman first you pick up and slip it in the old bag.



posted on Feb, 25 2005 @ 12:38 AM
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Going to sleep..............................................



posted on Feb, 25 2005 @ 12:42 AM
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Originally posted by Mindwalker
Going to sleep..............................................

Is very much like making love to a beautiful woman first you undress and unzip then u climb inside that cover of dark hole then you close your eyes.



posted on Feb, 25 2005 @ 11:23 PM
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Driving a bus bus is very much like making love to a beautiful woman first you pick up and then you open up and and finally you release.



posted on Feb, 25 2005 @ 11:27 PM
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Being tied to a conveyer belt with a drug forcing consciousness while you move slowly, feet first, into a belt sander while Osama Bin Laden laughs at you while showing you live video footage of various cities throughout the world getting nuked and executing your family before you finally die.



posted on Feb, 26 2005 @ 12:22 AM
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Originally posted by junglejake
Being tied to a conveyer belt with a drug forcing consciousness while you move slowly, feet first, into a belt sander while Osama Bin Laden laughs at you while showing you live video footage of various cities throughout the world getting nuked and executing your family before you finally die.



posted on Feb, 26 2005 @ 12:30 AM
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Originally posted by deacon

Originally posted by junglejake
Being tied to a conveyer belt with a drug forcing consciousness while you move slowly, feet first, into a belt sander while Osama Bin Laden laughs at you while showing you live video footage of various cities throughout the world getting nuked and executing your family before you finally die.


hehe that's what I thought



posted on Mar, 1 2005 @ 11:37 PM
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Originally posted by deacon

Originally posted by junglejake
Being tied to a conveyer belt with a drug forcing consciousness while you move slowly, feet first, into a belt sander while Osama Bin Laden laughs at you while showing you live video footage of various cities throughout the world getting nuked and executing your family before you finally die.

Could have sworn i wrote a reply to thqat:bnghd:


Odd

posted on Mar, 1 2005 @ 11:48 PM
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oh, come on guys, this one is easy...




Originally posted by junglejake
Being tied to a conveyer belt with a drug forcing consciousness while you move slowly, feet first, into a belt sander while Osama Bin Laden laughs at you while showing you live video footage of various cities throughout the world getting nuked and executing your family before you finally die



is like making love to a beautiful woman...

because...


(wait for it...)


you're f*cked.



posted on Mar, 2 2005 @ 01:36 AM
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You guys arent doin this properly look at Midwalkers posts if you dont understand.



posted on Mar, 2 2005 @ 01:00 PM
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Drinking a cup of coffee....



posted on Mar, 2 2005 @ 01:23 PM
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Changing the fuse in a plug.........................................



posted on Mar, 2 2005 @ 01:44 PM
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being raped in prison by bubba



posted on Mar, 2 2005 @ 11:10 PM
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I'll come up with some later toooooo tired.



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