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posted on Oct, 27 2018 @ 06:37 PM
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Dear Youtube,

You clearly have no understanding of the market for which you place your ads, to wit;

*My penis is fine, it needs no medical stimulants.
*I rarely drink, and when I do, it's certainly not Gin
*I don't need sleeping pills, I work 3rd shift and have for many of years.
*I don't need anti-depressants. Outside of general life, I'm not depressed nor have I ever been.
*Cameras in my home with data uploaded to 'the cloud' is certainly not going to happen with my permission.
*I'm not a gay male, nor do I have an STD that needs suppressing.
*I'm not a female with IBS
*Typically, I do not listen to rap or hip hop. Have never been to a live show either so highly unlikely to buy tickets
*I don't need a pill to help me quit smoking.


Get it together!




posted on Oct, 27 2018 @ 06:41 PM
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a reply to: JinMI

Who else is living with you? They have issues.



posted on Oct, 27 2018 @ 06:45 PM
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I bought a ration pack from info wars once for emergency’s.
I get mega bombarded by super male vitality now on my e-mail in box.
And all his other snake oil.
I feel your pain.
a reply to: JinMI



posted on Oct, 27 2018 @ 06:50 PM
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originally posted by: ketsuko
a reply to: JinMI

Who else is living with you? They have issues.


My wife and toddler........


ETA: Uh, I should include that they do in fact use YT, they don't on my PC or account.
edit on 27-10-2018 by JinMI because: (no reason given)



posted on Oct, 27 2018 @ 06:57 PM
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originally posted by: JinMI

originally posted by: ketsuko
a reply to: JinMI

Who else is living with you? They have issues.


My wife and toddler........


ETA: Uh, I should include that they do in fact use YT, they don't on my PC or account.


That doesn't always matter. I do internet research at work and things I've researched there will follow me home from that computer to this one.

Kind of scary. What's your toddler watching when you aren't looking?
edit on 27-10-2018 by ketsuko because: (no reason given)



posted on Oct, 27 2018 @ 06:59 PM
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a reply to: ketsuko

The way I understand it, is that it's attached to your google log-in etc.




What's your toddler watching when you aren't looking?


Apparently all the cool stuff I can never find!



posted on Oct, 27 2018 @ 07:02 PM
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*My penis is fine, it needs no medical stimulants. *I rarely drink, and when I do, it's certainly not Gin *I don't need sleeping pills, I work 3rd shift and have for many of years. *I don't need anti-depressants


So their target audience is a horny drunk.

Bad Youtube.

Bad!



posted on Oct, 27 2018 @ 07:08 PM
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a reply to: neo96

Bahaha!

I hate ads of any kind!



posted on Oct, 27 2018 @ 07:10 PM
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originally posted by: ketsuko

originally posted by: JinMI

originally posted by: ketsuko
a reply to: JinMI

Who else is living with you? They have issues.


My wife and toddler........


ETA: Uh, I should include that they do in fact use YT, they don't on my PC or account.


That doesn't always matter. I do internet research at work and things I've researched there will follow me home from that computer to this one.

Kind of scary. What's your toddler watching when you aren't looking?

I've noticed that too. Work comp and home comp seem to "communicate" and suggest the same videos on YouTube.



posted on Oct, 27 2018 @ 07:31 PM
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You see ads on YouTube?????



posted on Oct, 27 2018 @ 07:32 PM
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The worst part is...

When they nail it.



posted on Oct, 27 2018 @ 08:02 PM
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My penis is fine, it needs no medical stimulants.


Your wife disagrees and her search history proves it



posted on Oct, 27 2018 @ 08:04 PM
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a reply to: OtherSideOfTheCoin

One would think!

Like I said though, she has her own account on her own machine.

Why is everyone so worried about my penis!??!



posted on Oct, 27 2018 @ 08:46 PM
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a reply to: JinMI

If you want to have real fun... talk about engagement rings and diamonds around your phone a few times and wait and see what you get on your ad feeds.



posted on Oct, 27 2018 @ 08:51 PM
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originally posted by: schuyler
You see ads on YouTube?????


Yeah....some people just don't know how to surf in shark free waters....lol



posted on Oct, 27 2018 @ 08:55 PM
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originally posted by: infolurker
a reply to: JinMI

If you want to have real fun... talk about engagement rings and diamonds around your phone a few times and wait and see what you get on your ad feeds.


Lived it man. Stuff we only talked about showed up in feeds and such. It's ridiculous.



posted on Oct, 27 2018 @ 09:00 PM
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originally posted by: JinMI
a reply to: OtherSideOfTheCoin

One would think!

Like I said though, she has her own account on her own machine.

Why is everyone so worried about my penis!??!


I'm not worried. I'm sure the family jewels are just fine.



posted on Oct, 27 2018 @ 09:03 PM
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a reply to: Night Star

Working as intended.




posted on Oct, 27 2018 @ 09:38 PM
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originally posted by: JinMI
a reply to: Night Star

Working as intended.



Oh ... you mean that's a feature and not a bug.



posted on Oct, 27 2018 @ 09:42 PM
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originally posted by: ketsuko

originally posted by: JinMI
a reply to: Night Star

Working as intended.



Oh ... you mean that's a feature and not a bug.


Read my mind!




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