The ATS Heavyweight GREAT Debate

originally posted by: FauxMulder
The fun people keep getting run off. I'd give your left nut for a crunky thread right about now. Miss the crazy.

It's in a jar under Zazz's bed.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: FauxMulder
The fun people keep getting run off. I'd give your left nut for a crunky thread right about now. Miss the crazy.

It's in a jar under Zazz's bed.

It IS?
Hang on...lemme check.



Yeah....it's there.

HEY, while I'm still here...Does DB need another pair of Jimmy Choos?

a reply to: IAMTAT


Yeah, and one of her girdles.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: IAMTAT


Yeah, and one of her girdles.

Would a pair of XL 'Spanks' suffice?...She's got plenty.

a reply to: IAMTAT


The White Rhino won't fit in an XL, we need something larger.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: FauxMulder
We need to get the guy from The Atlantean Conspiracy back on ATS to debate Augustus about Masons or whatever. I tried on his web site but he won't even reply. He thinks we're all CIA assets over here. Which, he may or may not be right about. I can not confirm or deny.

Eric Dubay. He's Network's pal, buddy.

we aren't even that close anymore. He started to think I was a reptilian shape sifter from center Earth, and when I tried to explain that can't be a center if it's flat, he got all pissy. It's been three weeks and he won't answer my calls. Do you think it's time to move on?

a reply to: network dude


No, I suggest activating his implant and speaking directly into his cortex.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: IAMTAT


The White Rhino won't fit in an XL, we need something larger.

Hmmm...
Well, I suppose we could try to adapt this leather, strappy, swing thing she's got hanging in the corner.

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: IAMTAT


The White Rhino won't fit in an XL, we need something larger.

Hmmm...
Well, I suppose we could try to adapt this leather, strappy, swing thing she's got hanging in the corner.

No!

Leave that.

It's where I take my naps.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: network dude


No, I suggest activating his implant and speaking directly into his cortex.

he pee'd on the rug last time I did that. You don't pee on the Dude's rug.

a reply to: IAMTAT


I like how this whole debate has evolved.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: IAMTAT


I like how this whole debate has evolved.

It's the 'Zazz Effect'.
Mere mortal resistance is futile.