Mega

The devil tempted me, and I got myself in mega lotto.

I bought my tickets and do what everyone else does, envision a tale that proves I am most worthy of winning.

Really I don't even know what I would do with all that money. I always just wanted a simple family life.

I think I would love to set up some kind of funding for families dealing with pediatric cancer. As a survivor myself, I know it's hard times for all involved.

Help families with costs of travelling and meds and all that goes with the battle. It is an awful thing to go through and I would try to give as much support to kids who have a chance at not just surviving cancer, but kicking the crap out of it and making it regret ever having invaded us.

Hopefully a good soul wins this thing, if not me!

a reply to: NarcolepticBuddha

The Gods of Mathematics have cold hearts

a reply to: NarcolepticBuddha

I would become an evil genius and have my lair of evil hidden inside a dormant volcano on an island.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: NarcolepticBuddha

I would become an evil genius

So basically you just need the island?

a reply to: DBCowboy

Do your henchmen have a good dental plan?

originally posted by: Bluntone22
a reply to: DBCowboy

Do your henchmen have a good dental plan?

Yes. AND a great 403b (I match up to to 4%)

originally posted by: NarcolepticBuddha

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: NarcolepticBuddha

I would become an evil genius

So basically you just need the island?

Pretty much.

a reply to: NarcolepticBuddha

You don't think you are worthy of winning? It is a deception created by the devil, maybe if you go to church before the drawing, the devil will try to sway you with a win of five bucks.

a reply to: NarcolepticBuddha

I know what I would do


Buy that seat in the Oval Office. Declare martial law, dissolve Congress by any means necessary. Then build a moat between us and Mexico and also Canada. Fill it with spikes and Alligators. Ban all news outlets and install a state run news organization. Enslave all of you and force you to do my bidding.

Oh and buy me a Nissan GTR

originally posted by: Allaroundyou
a reply to: NarcolepticBuddha

I know what I would do

Buy that seat in the Oval Office. Declare martial law, dissolve Congress by any means necessary. Then build a moat between us and Mexico and also Canada. Fill it with spikes and Alligators. Ban all news outlets and install a state run news organization. Enslave all of you and force you to do my bidding.

Oh and buy me a Nissan GTR

What color Nissan?

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: Allaroundyou
a reply to: NarcolepticBuddha

I know what I would do

Buy that seat in the Oval Office. Declare martial law, dissolve Congress by any means necessary. Then build a moat between us and Mexico and also Canada. Fill it with spikes and Alligators. Ban all news outlets and install a state run news organization. Enslave all of you and force you to do my bidding.

Oh and buy me a Nissan GTR

What color Nissan?

Don’t laugh but UPS brown

It would go straight to an offshore account somewhere, then I would renounce my US citizenship. Otherwise it would all disappear in tax. You can't even gift your poor relatives without it being taxed.

Then I would buy me a Ford GT.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: NarcolepticBuddha

I would become an evil genius and have my lair of evil hidden inside a dormant volcano on an island.

So basically you'd just move over here to Jersey?

Cool, I'm always up for a new drinking buddy, lol

The first thing you will need is an army of lawyers and accountants.
Immediately!

My wife could spend that money in a heart beat.

originally posted by: rickymouse
a reply to: NarcolepticBuddha

You don't think you are worthy of winning? It is a deception created by the devil, maybe if you go to church before the drawing, the devil will try to sway you with a win of five bucks.

I'd settle for 5 bucks and a rueben

originally posted by: NarcolepticBuddha

originally posted by: rickymouse
a reply to: NarcolepticBuddha

You don't think you are worthy of winning? It is a deception created by the devil, maybe if you go to church before the drawing, the devil will try to sway you with a win of five bucks.

I'd settle for 5 bucks and a rueben

What if Rueben doesn't want you?

#MeTooRueben

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: NarcolepticBuddha

I would become an evil genius and have my lair of evil hidden inside a dormant volcano on an island.

I fell into a volcano the week before last.

Felt like a right idiot, slipping down the side of the calderra.

originally posted by: DBCowboy

What if Rueben doesn't want you?

That's what the thousand island dressing is for