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posted on Oct, 20 2018 @ 01:52 PM
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The devil tempted me, and I got myself in mega lotto.

I bought my tickets and do what everyone else does, envision a tale that proves I am most worthy of winning.

Really I don't even know what I would do with all that money. I always just wanted a simple family life.

I think I would love to set up some kind of funding for families dealing with pediatric cancer. As a survivor myself, I know it's hard times for all involved.

Help families with costs of travelling and meds and all that goes with the battle. It is an awful thing to go through and I would try to give as much support to kids who have a chance at not just surviving cancer, but kicking the crap out of it and making it regret ever having invaded us.

Hopefully a good soul wins this thing, if not me!




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posted on Oct, 20 2018 @ 01:56 PM
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a reply to: NarcolepticBuddha

The Gods of Mathematics have cold hearts



posted on Oct, 20 2018 @ 01:58 PM
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a reply to: NarcolepticBuddha

I would become an evil genius and have my lair of evil hidden inside a dormant volcano on an island.



posted on Oct, 20 2018 @ 01:59 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: NarcolepticBuddha

I would become an evil genius



So basically you just need the island?








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posted on Oct, 20 2018 @ 02:10 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

Do your henchmen have a good dental plan?



posted on Oct, 20 2018 @ 02:45 PM
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originally posted by: Bluntone22
a reply to: DBCowboy

Do your henchmen have a good dental plan?


Yes. AND a great 403b (I match up to to 4%)



posted on Oct, 20 2018 @ 02:46 PM
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originally posted by: NarcolepticBuddha

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: NarcolepticBuddha

I would become an evil genius



So basically you just need the island?











Pretty much.



posted on Oct, 20 2018 @ 02:55 PM
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a reply to: NarcolepticBuddha

You don't think you are worthy of winning? It is a deception created by the devil, maybe if you go to church before the drawing, the devil will try to sway you with a win of five bucks.


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posted on Oct, 20 2018 @ 03:04 PM
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I know what I would do


Buy that seat in the Oval Office. Declare martial law, dissolve Congress by any means necessary. Then build a moat between us and Mexico and also Canada. Fill it with spikes and Alligators. Ban all news outlets and install a state run news organization. Enslave all of you and force you to do my bidding.

Oh and buy me a Nissan GTR



posted on Oct, 20 2018 @ 03:06 PM
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originally posted by: Allaroundyou
a reply to: NarcolepticBuddha

I know what I would do


Buy that seat in the Oval Office. Declare martial law, dissolve Congress by any means necessary. Then build a moat between us and Mexico and also Canada. Fill it with spikes and Alligators. Ban all news outlets and install a state run news organization. Enslave all of you and force you to do my bidding.

Oh and buy me a Nissan GTR


What color Nissan?



posted on Oct, 20 2018 @ 03:06 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: Allaroundyou
a reply to: NarcolepticBuddha

I know what I would do


Buy that seat in the Oval Office. Declare martial law, dissolve Congress by any means necessary. Then build a moat between us and Mexico and also Canada. Fill it with spikes and Alligators. Ban all news outlets and install a state run news organization. Enslave all of you and force you to do my bidding.

Oh and buy me a Nissan GTR


What color Nissan?


Don’t laugh but UPS brown



posted on Oct, 20 2018 @ 03:17 PM
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It would go straight to an offshore account somewhere, then I would renounce my US citizenship. Otherwise it would all disappear in tax. You can't even gift your poor relatives without it being taxed.

Then I would buy me a Ford GT.



posted on Oct, 20 2018 @ 03:20 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: NarcolepticBuddha

I would become an evil genius and have my lair of evil hidden inside a dormant volcano on an island.



So basically you'd just move over here to Jersey?

Cool, I'm always up for a new drinking buddy, lol




posted on Oct, 20 2018 @ 03:34 PM
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The first thing you will need is an army of lawyers and accountants.
Immediately!



posted on Oct, 20 2018 @ 03:43 PM
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My wife could spend that money in a heart beat.



posted on Oct, 20 2018 @ 04:25 PM
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originally posted by: rickymouse
a reply to: NarcolepticBuddha

You don't think you are worthy of winning? It is a deception created by the devil, maybe if you go to church before the drawing, the devil will try to sway you with a win of five bucks.



I'd settle for 5 bucks and a rueben



posted on Oct, 20 2018 @ 04:31 PM
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originally posted by: NarcolepticBuddha

originally posted by: rickymouse
a reply to: NarcolepticBuddha

You don't think you are worthy of winning? It is a deception created by the devil, maybe if you go to church before the drawing, the devil will try to sway you with a win of five bucks.



I'd settle for 5 bucks and a rueben


What if Rueben doesn't want you?

#MeTooRueben



posted on Oct, 20 2018 @ 08:43 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: NarcolepticBuddha

I would become an evil genius and have my lair of evil hidden inside a dormant volcano on an island.


I fell into a volcano the week before last.

Felt like a right idiot, slipping down the side of the calderra.




posted on Oct, 20 2018 @ 11:05 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy

What if Rueben doesn't want you?



That's what the thousand island dressing is for




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