posted on Oct, 16 2018 @ 12:50 PM
a reply to: zosimov
I wish he would share what he said..knowing Tadaman the verbal onslaught was probably epic...
It's always great when you get a good line in during or after fisticuffs .
After my neck surgery I always just say "I've got one good one left in me.... Do not make me waste it on you.."
But my best line ever was with my now brother in law. I lived in Connecticut at the time and spent a lot of time in the seedy areas of New Haven. My
sister had taken a trip to vermont and came home with a boyfriend..
He is like six years older than me. And grew up in Plainfield Vt. A supposed tough guy outdoorsman..
So me and my sister get in a verbal argument, nothing crazy she unloads a few expletives and storms off to the kitchen..
A few minutes go by and I'm standing in the living room with my girlfriend at the time.he comes running into the room and pushes me to the ground
and says "don't ever talk to my girlfriend like that!"
And starts walking back to the kitchen..
I'm like wtf? I got up caught him at the swinging door and rapped his head four solid times into the door frame.. thunk thunk thunk thunk..
I stop. He stumbles back to his feet and comes at me again..
I lock up his arms and plant two good headbutts straight to his nose.. it explodes.. he can't see..his eyes were filled with water..
I step back and say..
"Dumb F, While you were up there in the woods hunting squirrels, I was down here Scrappin' !"
I know that seems out of character for me, and it is now, that was over twenty years ago, and I've done a lot of growing up since then..