So, I just got back from an adventure in my "backyard". ATS is the closest thing to a journal for me so I felt the need to record /share it here.
Also, today, I'm hella bragging.
I was sitting in the park near my house as I always do just on my phone doing nothing. Out of nowhere, a group of young men approached me for a good
It's an unlit dark corner of a park. I like to sit in the darkness because no one goes there...unless its bad people who see you sitting by yourself
in a dark park while they are out robbing. LoL
The lead guy came up and asked me what I was doing there in a menacing voice. He had 2 friends on either side.
I stood up and went ape isht.
Turns out there were a few more of the group just watching who tried to come to the rescue of their friends now running away from me.
I should mention that I carry a work knife on me and that I hear the "Crockedile Dundee thats not a knife" quote often.
I had a group of 8+ guys running away from my nightmare juice, throwing everything they had in their path at me.
One of them grabbed a piece of broken guardrail and tried to fend me off. He ended up throwing it like a javelin and I freaking swatted it away like a
boss. It was a good 4-6 Ft long, thick and heavy, jagged metal toothpick.
One threw a tree branch and I stood still until it landed right at my feet. Then I mocked him and charged....All the rocks, sticks and roadside debris
they found missed me outright or I stood still and mocked them when they missed.
They tried to surround me and some tried to sneak up on me, but I swear I was like a god damned ninja. They couldn't. I was never flanked.
I couldn't believe that there were so many of them. One and two more at a time just kept appearing!
I've never felt so alive. It's like they were moving in slow motion and the feeling of their fear was in the air like a heavy fog to me.
I've been jumped before so I had that in the back of my mind. I don't even recall how I first noticed them but as soon as I did something switched on.
I knew the danger they represented almost immediately and I just went " go".
I'm so proud of tonight. The whole time I was mocking them for their failed robbery and I made some really kickass comments while chasing them that I
can't say here....but they were very epic and effing quote worthy.
All while screaming, running, and terminator walking at them....
I'm very proud. I did not get robbed. What's mine is mine.
I don't know. F yeah!
edit on 10 15 2018 by tadaman because: (no reason given)