Automobile acronyms

AUDI
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented
Asshole Under Delusional Influence

BMW
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
Big Money Works
Bought My Wife
Brutal Money Waster
Black Man's Weiner (extension)

BUICK
Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer

CHEVROLET
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every
Time

DODGE
Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere

FIAT
Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
Fix It All the Time
Fix it again, Tony!
#ing Idiot Allowed to Travel

FORD
Backwards -- Driver Returns On Foot
First On Recall Day
First On Rust and Deterioration
Fix Or Repair Daily
Found On Road, Dead
Fault Of R&D
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
Features O.J. and Ron's DNA

GM
General Maintenance

GMC
Garage Man's Companion
Got a Mechanic Coming?

HONDA
Had One Never Did Again

HYUNDAI
Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And
Inexpensive...

MAZDA
Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along

OLDSMOBILE
Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind
Infuriatingly Late Every day.
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's
Irregular Leftover Equipment

SAAB
Send Another Automobile Back
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown.

SKODA
Some Kind Of Dodgy Automobile

TOYOTA
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto

VOLVO
Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object

VW
Virtually Worthless
Vomit on Wheels

GM

Grossly Mismanaged

DODGE

Don't Over Drive Gutless Engine


I have one for pontiac, but it is not P.C. to post it...

I have never observed anything PC at ATS. (Maybe just a bit of restraint). Go on.

I will not post it....U2U if you wish to know....such nonsense remains with my youth....in the past and somewhat forgotten...

Fair enough!

U2U on its way.

I can't imagine.....