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posted on Oct, 15 2018 @ 09:26 PM
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originally posted by: InTheLight

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: CornishCeltGuy

originally posted by: AutisticEvo
But if you tell me my order of an extra supreme taco Bell burrito is above legal calorie limits, my next question is gonna be how many calories you think a chest full of birdshot is!
Do you Americans ever fight like men? All I ever see on ATS is 'I'll grab me gun' if there is conflict. Seems lame to me, I prefer fist fights, the British way.


I slap like a little bitch.


With what, your belly?

Really DBC, haven't you been on a diet and haven't you lost weight, or is your willpower nil and you have given up?


Oh shush.

Too many people on line talk about being muscle-men with awesome powers and kung-fu mad skills.


I'm just a humble old man with a sense of humor.

My weight, in reality, has never been an issue. When I retired from the military I did gain a few pounds. This led to all sorts of jokes at my behalf.


So I play.






posted on Oct, 15 2018 @ 09:28 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

Oh, you spoiled my illusion. It was so much more fun to think of you as some sort of land whale in assless chaps with a hoard of Gunthers carrying around like some kind of Xerxes.


All that was missing was the midget-drawn palanquin.

(Reality, of course, had to be different, but fun is important these days.)
edit on 15-10-2018 by ketsuko because: (no reason given)



posted on Oct, 15 2018 @ 09:31 PM
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Oh, thanks for that because I was picturing you as fat bastard from Austin Powers era.



posted on Oct, 15 2018 @ 09:32 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

Maybe if there were More Job Opportunities in Great Britain , the People could Burn some of that Fat Off ..............



posted on Oct, 15 2018 @ 09:34 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy


" I'm just a humble old man with a sense of humor. "

Welcome to the " Club " Bro . I'm Buyin , Name Your Poison..........)



posted on Oct, 15 2018 @ 09:35 PM
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originally posted by: Zanti Misfit
a reply to: DBCowboy

Maybe if there were More Job Opportunities in Great Britain , the People could Burn some of that Fat Off ..............
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Or, they can go for walks and/or jog up and down the stairs in their townhouses.



posted on Oct, 15 2018 @ 09:46 PM
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originally posted by: ketsuko
a reply to: DBCowboy

Oh, you spoiled my illusion. It was so much more fun to think of you as some sort of land whale in assless chaps with a hoard of Gunthers carrying around like some kind of Xerxes.


All that was missing was the midget-drawn palanquin.

(Reality, of course, had to be different, but fun is important these days.)


If it's that important, just imagine me in a motorized barco-lounger poking at a Gunther demanding food.




posted on Oct, 15 2018 @ 09:47 PM
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originally posted by: InTheLight
Oh, thanks for that because I was picturing you as fat bastard from Austin Powers era.





hahahahahahahahahaha



posted on Oct, 15 2018 @ 09:47 PM
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originally posted by: Zanti Misfit
a reply to: DBCowboy


" I'm just a humble old man with a sense of humor. "

Welcome to the " Club " Bro . I'm Buyin , Name Your Poison..........)


Single malt good sir.

No ice.

Never ice.



posted on Oct, 15 2018 @ 09:47 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: InTheLight
Oh, thanks for that because I was picturing you as fat bastard from Austin Powers era.





hahahahahahahahahaha


Nooooo, it was scary.



posted on Oct, 15 2018 @ 09:53 PM
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originally posted by: InTheLight

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: InTheLight
Oh, thanks for that because I was picturing you as fat bastard from Austin Powers era.





hahahahahahahahahaha


Nooooo, it was scary.


It's funny how we imagine others look and act on the other side of the computer screen.

I'm a white-haired old guy you'd pass on the street and never notice.

Yet my on-line personae provides such a different description.



posted on Oct, 15 2018 @ 09:55 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: InTheLight

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: InTheLight
Oh, thanks for that because I was picturing you as fat bastard from Austin Powers era.





hahahahahahahahahaha


Nooooo, it was scary.


It's funny how we imagine others look and act on the other side of the computer screen.

I'm a white-haired old guy you'd pass on the street and never notice.

Yet my on-line personae provides such a different description.


Same here, I am not what you all envision.



posted on Oct, 15 2018 @ 10:03 PM
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originally posted by: InTheLight

originally posted by: Zanti Misfit
a reply to: DBCowboy

Maybe if there were More Job Opportunities in Great Britain , the People could Burn some of that Fat Off ..............
[/quote

Or, they can go for walks and/or jog up and down the stairs in their townhouses.




Or, they can go for walks and/or jog up and down the stairs in their townhouses while they Collect their Government Dole Cheque's ..........



posted on Oct, 15 2018 @ 10:03 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: ketsuko
a reply to: DBCowboy

Oh, you spoiled my illusion. It was so much more fun to think of you as some sort of land whale in assless chaps with a hoard of Gunthers carrying around like some kind of Xerxes.


All that was missing was the midget-drawn palanquin.

(Reality, of course, had to be different, but fun is important these days.)


If it's that important, just imagine me in a motorized barco-lounger poking at a Gunther demanding food.



Oh not that important, just the absurdity always made me laugh.



posted on Oct, 15 2018 @ 10:05 PM
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a reply to: InTheLight

" Same here, I am not what you all envision."


True , but I Sense you are Beautiful on the Inside ..........)



posted on Oct, 15 2018 @ 10:07 PM
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originally posted by: Zanti Misfit

originally posted by: InTheLight

originally posted by: Zanti Misfit
a reply to: DBCowboy

Maybe if there were More Job Opportunities in Great Britain , the People could Burn some of that Fat Off ..............
[/quote

Or, they can go for walks and/or jog up and down the stairs in their townhouses.




Or, they can go for walks and/or jog up and down the stairs in their townhouses while they Collect their Government Dole Cheque's ..........


Sure, whatever.



posted on Oct, 15 2018 @ 10:07 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

Hmm... Never Ice ? You Legal ? ........)



posted on Oct, 15 2018 @ 10:08 PM
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originally posted by: Zanti Misfit
a reply to: InTheLight

" Same here, I am not what you all envision."


True , but I Sense you are Beautiful on the Inside ..........)


Why dismiss that I am beautiful on the outside?



posted on Oct, 15 2018 @ 10:09 PM
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a reply to: InTheLight

It was a Sincere Compliment . Don't Spoil it , I am in a Good Mood Today . I even Smelled Flowers....



posted on Oct, 15 2018 @ 10:11 PM
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originally posted by: InTheLight

originally posted by: Zanti Misfit
a reply to: InTheLight

" Same here, I am not what you all envision."


True , but I Sense you are Beautiful on the Inside ..........)


Why dismiss that I am beautiful on the outside?



I dunno , you do remind me of Fat Old Bastard sometimes , I am Confused..........



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