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Throwing My Hat in the Ring...for the SENATE!

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posted on Oct, 10 2018 @ 09:03 AM
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originally posted by: TheRedneck
a reply to: Flyingclaydisk

Was it a male or a female ferret?

TheRedneck


BREAKING!!! The redneck is assuming the ferrets gender could only be 2 arcane stereotypical options. Unfit for moderation.




posted on Oct, 10 2018 @ 09:15 AM
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a reply to: Flyingclaydisk

As a friend I say forget the senate and go for the big banana and chief.. Once elected have the FCC pull the licenses of CNN and ABC for you know if your name ain't Clinton they gonna be some kind of hate-in on you.....

Have daily or weekly firing squads at 12:00 noon sharp (east coast time) on the white house lawn for subversives. Pay per view it ! Be sure everyone is stripped naked first for more viewership. Need to keep the price down for everyone so we need allot of viewers for ammo and stuff..

Eeeewwuuu I just thought of a few who would be stripped and had to back off on that horror show.. sorry.. Maybe as a buy one get one free deal we could have a snowflake roast ? Our best broadcast IMO would have the great socialist who finances subversion around the world drawn and quartered kinda like the movie Braveheart.. We could charge double for that one or broadcast free; up to you !!

Put auto guard towers on the borders with A.I. that shoots first and does not ask questions.. Illegals would be stopped dead in their tracks.. Everyone should know you have to sacrifice a few peaches to make a peach cobbler and it would not take that many for the word to get out "Don't mess with (insert name)" !

Disband the CIA but you will need some very good body protection if you go that route .. because of the last time that was mentioned ... he got JFK-ed Oops... I do hope you are not planning on bicycle convoys along your presidential routes ?

Now having channeled and auto written all of the above.... this is me... I am back.. I think I must have been channeling Hitler or Stalin or maybe the great Khan ? Dunno all connection has been lost and they did not leave a name...

Do not do the senate or run for president.. Why would any sane person want to put themselves through that crap ?...

Back in my younger days when I really cared and was not to sane I too thought I would run for president.. I asked my wife if she thought I could get elected.. she assured me if the voters knew me like she knew me I was a shoe in.(that is wonderful blind love, no ? or a very smart girl)... But..... she did not want me to run, for she figured I would be assassinated in my first term.. Shucks ! Visions of grandeur and making a difference out the door !

Whatever you decide, always good luck, and much body armor...do not forget the many body doubles....
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posted on Oct, 10 2018 @ 09:30 AM
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a reply to: 727Sky

That's AWESOME!!

Great job!!



posted on Oct, 10 2018 @ 10:21 AM
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a reply to: FauxMulder

AH! you caught me in a moment of binary thought! Oh, the shame...

How much do I need to donate to the Clinton Foundation to clear my name of this horrid shame?

TheRedneck



posted on Oct, 10 2018 @ 10:53 AM
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a reply to: Flyingclaydisk

When elected your Congressional expenses will need to be audited by ATS to ensure you're not slipping in some receipts from your home kitchen reno job!







posted on Oct, 10 2018 @ 11:11 AM
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Throwing My Hat in the Ring...for the SENATE!




posted on Oct, 10 2018 @ 12:23 PM
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a reply to: TheRedneck

Hell, it's a badge of honor!

You can take that money and donate it to my campaign in stead!

Vote FCD for SENATE!!

ETA - BTW the amount is $39,407,659.43...add $20m for Hillary. See, I'm cheap by comparison!


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posted on Oct, 10 2018 @ 01:44 PM
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Does anybody have a link to the ferret's GoFundMe? I feel the urge to donate.



posted on Oct, 10 2018 @ 02:22 PM
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a reply to: underpass61

Yep! Here it is...

ferret.gofundme.fcdforsenate.mo...'money.com






posted on Oct, 10 2018 @ 03:35 PM
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a reply to: Flyingclaydisk

Are you now or have you ever been a member of the Communist Party?



posted on Oct, 10 2018 @ 03:53 PM
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a reply to: drewlander

Nope!

Red blooded Capitalist Conservative here!



posted on Oct, 10 2018 @ 03:54 PM
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a reply to: Flyingclaydisk

I will volunteer to be your speech writer!




posted on Oct, 10 2018 @ 04:26 PM
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originally posted by: Flyingclaydisk
a reply to: TheRedneck

Uhhhh...the ferret was NOT harmed in any way!



Don't ask me why, but I was picturing night-vision footage of you and a goat being disseminated for public consumption.



posted on Oct, 10 2018 @ 07:53 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

YOU'RE IN!!!



posted on Oct, 10 2018 @ 08:22 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: Flyingclaydisk

I will volunteer to be your speech writer!





Good idea... I want to be the assistant to the assistant to the assistant several times removed (no one knows I am there) and have several Interns from the local strip clubs doing motivational acts when they are not working at their official jobs.. Of course with that many Interns I will need a large office ... Hey this whole campaign is sounding better and better all the time.. My Interns will be hired for their bodies and not their brains...what could go wrong considering all I would actually be responsible for in my high paying assistant to the assistant job would be reading ATS and letting you know via email if I found anything of interest.. Heavy responsibility but I think I could manage it between the motivational acts of the Interns.



posted on Oct, 10 2018 @ 09:51 PM
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I have a new campaign theme song...



Thanks to my new campaign manager, IINB!

Oh, let's dance!!

This is the true evil wonderful goodness of politics!

Enjoy!!
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posted on Oct, 10 2018 @ 10:01 PM
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a reply to: Woodcarver

he kissed a girl in third grade against her wishes . Elect him then impeach him



posted on Oct, 10 2018 @ 10:02 PM
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a reply to: Flyingclaydisk

So , How Many Constitutes do you have in " Thin Air " USA ? Good Luck .......)



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