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Throwing My Hat in the Ring...for the SENATE!

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posted on Oct, 10 2018 @ 07:48 AM
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a reply to: Flyingclaydisk

Ferrets are awful skinny for all that. Next time you might go for their cousin, the Otter. More cushion for the.... you get the idea.




posted on Oct, 10 2018 @ 07:50 AM
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a reply to: IgnoranceIsntBlisss

"We believe otters!"

TheRedneck



posted on Oct, 10 2018 @ 07:51 AM
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a reply to: Flyingclaydisk

No way dude, you look way to "handsy"
I feel violated..



posted on Oct, 10 2018 @ 07:54 AM
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Right, stop it, it's silly. Started off as a nice post about someone standing for public office and now it's just got silly.



posted on Oct, 10 2018 @ 07:54 AM
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originally posted by: Flyingclaydisk

On Global Warming - A car with only two wheels which is powered by the driver so it requires no fuel and creates no pollution. (Yeah, I know the bicycle has already been invented, but my idea is different!)


It might be more fuel efficient if you cut it down to just one wheel:




posted on Oct, 10 2018 @ 07:56 AM
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originally posted by: TheRedneck
a reply to: IgnoranceIsntBlisss

"We believe otters!"

TheRedneck


Excellent point - will you support the proposed otter bonus plan? I for one would welcome being partly paid in otters.



posted on Oct, 10 2018 @ 07:56 AM
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It’s true, FCD used his thumbs while finger painting in kindergarten. And he broke all his fat crayons because he said they were too big for his hands.

No wait, that was me.



posted on Oct, 10 2018 @ 08:00 AM
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a reply to: Flyingclaydisk
I'd actually rather have my tax dollars go to your projects...what the heck, it's pissing away the tax revenue one way or the other, at least your plans would be amusing.



posted on Oct, 10 2018 @ 08:02 AM
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a reply to: pointessa

You got a problem with Shrimp on a Treadmill for $3,000,000?



I vote that all projects that get funded must result in video clips that everyone can make dank memes with, like that masterpiece there./

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posted on Oct, 10 2018 @ 08:03 AM
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a reply to: IgnoranceIsntBlisss

Off topic, but what an interesting evolution the whole Doctor Steel thing was!

Very strange. I wonder if there's ever been a thread here about it. I'll have to look.



posted on Oct, 10 2018 @ 08:09 AM
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It seems many here would like to 'probe' into my personal life.

Generally my dating style goes kinda' like this...

"Would you like to go on a Rape...errr...I mean Date?



posted on Oct, 10 2018 @ 08:11 AM
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I'll take one of those printing presses
I have debts to pay off or they'll
Break my arms.



posted on Oct, 10 2018 @ 08:11 AM
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Oh, and I am contemplating adding a 6th element to my platform!

Welfare - Free ferrets for everyone!



posted on Oct, 10 2018 @ 08:12 AM
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a reply to: Flyingclaydisk
Too bad you're joking. I was hoping that you were actually stepping up.



posted on Oct, 10 2018 @ 08:13 AM
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a reply to: VividestSum93

You only need one arm to pull the lever on the voting machine!



posted on Oct, 10 2018 @ 08:13 AM
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You'd make a great Senator.

One thing I'd like to see brought into law is mandatory yearly vehicle inspection. All vehicles tires will have the summer air let out to be exchanged with & inflated with proper winter air. Of course, the summer air will be recycled and not disposed in a landfill.



posted on Oct, 10 2018 @ 08:13 AM
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a reply to: JohnnyCanuck

Who said I wasn't???

Hmmmm????



posted on Oct, 10 2018 @ 08:14 AM
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a reply to: Flyingclaydisk

I hope they just break my left arm!



posted on Oct, 10 2018 @ 08:17 AM
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a reply to: CADpro

And I have an idea for a thing called "squashed air". It's this mechanism which takes this much air **holds hands far apart** and puts it into a tiny container only this big **holds fingers close together** for easy transport! I've already filed for the patent on this idea, so no stealing my stuff, okay?


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posted on Oct, 10 2018 @ 08:20 AM
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a reply to: TheRedneck

Hey, it's the reason why I developed the personal submarine idea (identified in the 2nd pillar of my 5 point plan).




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