Don't microwave urine samples, Florida convenience store owner warns customers

I do know someone that past a test, that used MJ. They woke up, drank a cup of white vinegar, drank a bunch of water, peed, drank another cup of vinegar, more water, then took the test. They have done this twice, and past both times. Not sure if they got lucky, or what, but they were a daily user.

Using a Microwave is just stupid and gross.

originally posted by: chadderson
It is called "fetish urine". It is completely synthetic and it is what they use to calibrate the actual drug test machines. 3 ounces of if costs about 30 bucks and you warm it in the microwave between 10-15 seconds to reach the 98 degree mark.

Beats all pre employment drug screens so you do not have to worry about letting the man impede your personal life outside of work.

dont need a microwave. put a hand warmer on it and in an hour it will be at the 92 degree mark and the acceptable range is 92-102

you will be good to go temperature wise for about 6 hours.

people over complicate these things.

dont need a microwave
dont need a condom
dont need to be poking holes in things


this is another problem i have with drug tests these days.

it is the easiest thing to beat.
everyone is carrying synthetic piss now

can even buy it at gas stations

as long is it has urea in it youre good to go.

a reply to: neo96


What if You have to go #2 ? Do You just keep going to TacoBell™ or ???

It is "Flori-Duh" for a reason... All one has to do is move to an area and they become the smartest person in the area. Between all of the folks that say "Up North We..." through slurred words and the already crappy drivers even worse because they're too busy to chat so they divert their attention even longer to send a text...

I will type, if You have the "FOMO Syndrome" (Fear Of Missing Out) it'll quickly get cleared. I don't go anywhere but the dog park and the grocery and if I'm not dodging idiots, I'm not living...

And if You ever wanted to get in a traffic accident, now the SNOWTURDS are en route for their Winter fun... So even more IDIOTS!

Plus- The best Bass fishing is quickly approaching so I'll get the boat in the boathouse and Y'all can play "Erection Season" (Those still STUCK in the 2-Party Paradigm..)

All this "piss test" talk reminded me of a classic song from back in the Reagan days -

a reply to: worldstarcountry

There's a survival trick which involves a few drips of bleach into x amount of untreated water to make it safe to drink. I wonder if the guy drinking bleach got the idea from there? Sort of urban folklore like the UK myth of sucking a copper coin to beat police breathalysers.

www.ebay.com...
Or:

www.zamnesia.com...

They have the fake flacid penis too

originally posted by: Daalder
www.ebay.com...
Or:

www.zamnesia.com...

They have the fake flacid penis too

not the brand i recommend but im sure it works.

no need for the fake hog unless you are on probation

Fewer and fewer places allowing you to microwave urine - a sign of the times.

a reply to: Fallingdown

YOUR-IN for a big surprise there buddy

originally posted by: DictionaryOfExcuses
Fewer and fewer places allowing you to microwave urine - a sign of the times.

I know right, the land of the free... My ass.

originally posted by: prevenge
a reply to: Fallingdown

YOUR-IN for a big surprise there buddy

He's better of using the pee microwave....

Legalize weed this wouldn't really be an issue.

Meth addicts dont really keep jobs.

Stoners on the other hand.

It's good for business to tell all their customers that not a single drop of piss is in their microwaves!!




They could have taken out the microwaves, or put them somewhere they could control, or something like that...


Signs don't really stop someone who puts piss in your microwaves. But its really good if you don't want to have paying customers come into your store anymore!

Here's another helpful sign for convenience stores to post - 'Please put bloody hypodermic needles and used condoms in the garbage cans'