God: The Ultimate Prisoner/Procrastinator

God wakes up and yawns
To a darklight silence
God is bored
God is tired, yet awake
God is all-feeling, yet still empty
Restless, but chained by a hollow vacuum
God has a hangover, from countless multi-verses
Imagined and destroyed
And yet,
God awakes to the same reality;
The unreality of imagination
For to sleep,
Is indeed perchance to dream
So God wrote all the poems,
Scripted all the plays
And ultimately,
Ran out of ideas

Because creation
Is nothing more than sand,
Or silly-putty
In the hands of the almighty...
And to think that there is only one God,
We should probably feel sorry for "Him"
Because only "He"
Is truly alone in all this
Imaginary madness

;-)

I think God needs a couple of aspirin.

a reply to: DeReK DaRkLy

I hope God doesn't kill himself.

a reply to: DeReK DaRkLy

Can God create a thought so complex that even She can't understand it?

Unimaginable possibilities abound.

That's A Woman Sound...

Thanos ?

Isaiah 64:4
From ancient times no one has heard, no ear has perceived, no eye has seen any God but You, who acts on behalf of those who wait for Him.


More clearly, But as it has been written: "What no eye has seen, and no ear has heard, and has not entered into heart of man, what God has prepared for those loving Him."

Isaiah 65:17
For behold, I will create new heavens and a new earth. The former things will not be remembered, nor will they come to mind.

I realize for many it is moot.. but you don't have the capacity to understand. Much like trying to understand the Unified Field Theory.

originally posted by: dfnj2015
a reply to: DeReK DaRkLy

Can God create a thought so complex that even She can't understand it?

Unimaginable possibilities abound.

Well if God is a woman She can then understand it, probably just think of something else She cant understand so She can understand it latter

a reply to: Plotus


I understand Unified Field Theory, I just don't want to explain it to a person who wants to sink a whole state (California) because people have abortions.

I think I understand parts at least some and I could be way off.

How about the 'God Particle" Tachyon ?

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but here's a hint, we really don't care about cali much. So there's no love lost if it all slides off into the sunset.

Now I'm off to Burger King for the two fer $6 Wopper deal....

ah, you mean this one.....

Oh and it's FAR more than abortions, but I will spare you..

originally posted by: Pinocchio
That's A Woman Sound...

Ha ha... 13th Warrior.