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So I Can't Use Sex And Good Looks To Get A High Paying Job Anymore....WTH?

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posted on Sep, 26 2018 @ 11:28 PM
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originally posted by: MissSmartypants
Is someone at least going to reimburse me for all that lettuce and laxatives? You know...if I didn't just happen to be brilliant this could have been a real problem. Just sign me, The forgotten victim of the metoo movement.


Lighten up people...it's a joke.


I am sixty two and a little too much overweight. I guess it is not a bad thing that good looks can't be used to get high paying jobs anymore...Oh wait, I am sixty two and retired, screw the job anyway, that is better than using sex to get a job.




posted on Sep, 27 2018 @ 12:01 AM
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originally posted by: rickymouse

originally posted by: MissSmartypants
Is someone at least going to reimburse me for all that lettuce and laxatives? You know...if I didn't just happen to be brilliant this could have been a real problem. Just sign me, The forgotten victim of the metoo movement.


Lighten up people...it's a joke.


I am sixty two and a little too much overweight. I guess it is not a bad thing that good looks can't be used to get high paying jobs anymore...Oh wait, I am sixty two and retired, screw the job anyway, that is better than using sex to get a job.
You just didn't give yourself enough time to get the hang of it, that's all.
Again...joke forum.
edit on 9/27/2018 by MissSmartypants because: Edit



posted on Sep, 27 2018 @ 12:03 AM
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Ahhh sex........ I can handle that.....



puns?



posted on Sep, 27 2018 @ 12:05 AM
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originally posted by: MisterSpock
a reply to: MissSmartypants

Hence why I specified that in my post.

I can see your name, smarty pants, dont go all bitchy pants on me.
No really...my husband's always saying that there's no telling me anything.



posted on Sep, 27 2018 @ 12:06 AM
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originally posted by: Plotus
Ahhh sex........ I can handle that.....



puns?
That's what she said.
Hope you got through Florence ok. Here in Norfolk it missed us.
edit on 9/27/2018 by MissSmartypants because: Edit



posted on Sep, 27 2018 @ 08:36 AM
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originally posted by: Groot
#mensrights.

You know how many times I have been belittled and groped during my career as an elevator mechanic?

These bitches ain't got nothing on me.




Yeah but you can always blame the song... Love in an elevator, gettin' it up, while you're going down...

"Scuse me miss, I'm here to fit the elevator. Sorry to bother you."
"Well come on in, big boy... It's right.. over.. here. I sure hope you can... get it.. UP..."
"I'll have to get my big tool, you don't mind do you luv?"
"Oh not at all, why let me help you with your... big tool... too, *rawr*..."
"Alright luv, but I must warn you, it's covered in grease, hope you don't mind getting your hands a bit slippery.... Thanks for the help."

... worst porno scene everrrrr...




posted on Sep, 27 2018 @ 01:36 PM
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originally posted by: Parishna

originally posted by: Groot
#mensrights.

You know how many times I have been belittled and groped during my career as an elevator mechanic?

These bitches ain't got nothing on me.




Yeah but you can always blame the song... Love in an elevator, gettin' it up, while you're going down...

"Scuse me miss, I'm here to fit the elevator. Sorry to bother you."
"Well come on in, big boy... It's right.. over.. here. I sure hope you can... get it.. UP..."
"I'll have to get my big tool, you don't mind do you luv?"
"Oh not at all, why let me help you with your... big tool... too, *rawr*..."
"Alright luv, but I must warn you, it's covered in grease, hope you don't mind getting your hands a bit slippery.... Thanks for the help."

... worst porno scene everrrrr...

Is that the emergency phone? Or are you just glad to see me?



posted on Sep, 28 2018 @ 07:21 AM
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i am sorry. not funny.

i have seen this last night. push was a little disturbing..on the other hand i am known with my inability to sense humour. maybe next time you put a sign at places where we need to laugh or at least smile.
edit on 28-9-2018 by Damla because: (no reason given)



posted on Sep, 28 2018 @ 09:36 PM
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If she was truly smarty... She'd lose the pants and get hired. Secret of success, dearest.



posted on Sep, 29 2018 @ 04:56 AM
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a reply to: Pinocchio

this was funny



posted on Sep, 29 2018 @ 05:21 AM
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originally posted by: Pinocchio
If she was truly smarty... She'd lose the pants and get hired. Secret of success, dearest.




The thing that the #me too campaign is seriously lacking is those women and men coming forward to say, yep, the reason I am where I am today is because I got down and performed on my knees. If that's how the system works, then that is how, surely, they must have succeeded. Where's the shame in that? The shame is in being dishonest about it and letting those weaker than yourself get chewed up and spat out or in not changing that system when you find yourself in a position to do so.

The reason that, in the US, the Equal Rights Amendment Act has failed to be passed (over and over and over again) acknowledging that women are equal to men constitutionally is because some women are unwilling to give up alimony and more bizarrely, the right to refuse to carry heavy boxes. And because those types of women often marry rich and powerful men they are able to extend the reach of what would otherwise be their marginal, minority position.

So yes, in an unjust system, sometimes the only way for a woman or man to get a rung up the ladder is to lose the knickers, and who would blame them? Once they're up there though, whether they support the system or try to change it and make it fairer, that's the test of character (if there is one).



posted on Sep, 30 2018 @ 03:35 AM
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a reply to: Damla

You should try the latest Battle Toads game. It's yeet AF!



posted on Sep, 30 2018 @ 04:16 AM
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a reply to: dreamingawake

you mean this?




they cant give any graphic clues about what game will look like? ooor is it?

so, no thanks.



posted on Oct, 1 2018 @ 09:11 PM
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Elevator men are the best ones.



posted on Nov, 14 2018 @ 09:07 PM
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originally posted by: Nicolita
Elevator men are the best ones.
The up and down with the shafts and whatnot?



posted on Nov, 14 2018 @ 09:08 PM
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originally posted by: Damla
a reply to: Pinocchio

this was funny
There you go...now you're getting the hang of it.



posted on Nov, 14 2018 @ 09:16 PM
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originally posted by: KilgoreTrout

originally posted by: Pinocchio
If she was truly smarty... She'd lose the pants and get hired. Secret of success, dearest.




The thing that the #me too campaign is seriously lacking is those women and men coming forward to say, yep, the reason I am where I am today is because I got down and performed on my knees. If that's how the system works, then that is how, surely, they must have succeeded. Where's the shame in that? The shame is in being dishonest about it and letting those weaker than yourself get chewed up and spat out or in not changing that system when you find yourself in a position to do so.

The reason that, in the US, the Equal Rights Amendment Act has failed to be passed (over and over and over again) acknowledging that women are equal to men constitutionally is because some women are unwilling to give up alimony and more bizarrely, the right to refuse to carry heavy boxes. And because those types of women often marry rich and powerful men they are able to extend the reach of what would otherwise be their marginal, minority position.

So yes, in an unjust system, sometimes the only way for a woman or man to get a rung up the ladder is to lose the knickers, and who would blame them? Once they're up there though, whether they support the system or try to change it and make it fairer, that's the test of character (if there is one).
Well actually in a round about tongue in cheek kind of way that's precisely the point I was trying to make without having to actually make it.



posted on Nov, 14 2018 @ 09:35 PM
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a reply to: MissSmartypants

I know how you feel.

I slept my way to the top.


I am a corporate whore, can't deny it.

Embrace your beauty!



posted on Nov, 15 2018 @ 04:52 AM
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originally posted by: MissSmartypants
Well actually in a round about tongue in cheek kind of way that's precisely the point I was trying to make without having to actually make it.


A real Smartypants would have noted that I used a clip of Bette Davis who, whilst all around her were getting on their backs to become stars, she infamously used only her talent as an actress to claw her way to the top.

The real problem remains, if men aren't sleezy, opportunistic, power-mad potential rapists, they're idiots eager to be led around by their dicks by predatory, attention-hungry women. In this context and these situations, and others. Six of one, half a dozen of the other. And those with talent need and deserve to be protected from all who use and abuse sex and sexuality to further their own careers almost as much as those who through youthful ignorance find themselves in situations where they can be exploited or abused.




posted on Feb, 24 2019 @ 11:57 PM
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originally posted by: KilgoreTrout

originally posted by: MissSmartypants
Well actually in a round about tongue in cheek kind of way that's precisely the point I was trying to make without having to actually make it.


A real Smartypants would have noted that I used a clip of Bette Davis who, whilst all around her were getting on their backs to become stars, she infamously used only her talent as an actress to claw her way to the top.

The real problem remains, if men aren't sleezy, opportunistic, power-mad potential rapists, they're idiots eager to be led around by their dicks by predatory, attention-hungry women. In this context and these situations, and others. Six of one, half a dozen of the other. And those with talent need and deserve to be protected from all who use and abuse sex and sexuality to further their own careers almost as much as those who through youthful ignorance find themselves in situations where they can be exploited or abused.



Well, I did note it...once you had brought it to my attention. Still counts, though.
I just find it humorously ironic that the women who knew that their only chance to get to top would be to sleep their way there, now find their goals stopped in their tracks by the metoo movement...hence the forgotten victims of the metoo movement.
edit on 2/24/2019 by MissSmartypants because: Edit




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