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posted on Jul, 4 2003 @ 04:19 PM
Deep thoughts from a guest...

Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.

I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?

One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people.

If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?

If you try to fail and succeed, which have you done?

Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?

Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"?

Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?

If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff?

Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

Why did I post this? To say hello and remian a mystery.

posted on Jul, 4 2003 @ 04:22 PM
LOL! Guest that was pretty funny. Welcome to ATS.

posted on Jul, 4 2003 @ 04:28 PM
I love this one:

If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff?

Welcome aboard... you seem to have the right stuff to fit right in with the rest of us loonies
(myself included)

Welcome to ATS... enjoy your stay...


posted on Jul, 4 2003 @ 04:36 PM
Made me Laugh...
Welcome Guest!

posted on Jul, 4 2003 @ 05:21 PM
Welcome to the mysterious world of ATS!!!!

May you please leave a note with your neighbours so if u are way for a long while...they know where to search 4 u!!!! about a little history???


posted on Jul, 4 2003 @ 08:28 PM
Welcome Guest...I like your sense of humour...hope you like ATS and stay for a while...we need the rent

posted on Jul, 4 2003 @ 08:31 PM
that was pure genuis i ain't doin the n00b pics at you

posted on Jul, 4 2003 @ 08:54 PM

There is none.

Here I am.

That is all.

I thought I might stop by and see what this corner of the future SkyNet has to offer.


posted on Jul, 18 2003 @ 07:35 AM
okay -- there is some history

anyone care to guess?

tra-la-la -- la-la-la-laaaa -- tra-la-la -- la-la-la-laaaaaaaaaa

posted on Jul, 18 2003 @ 08:28 AM
Very unique must have quite the sense of humour..Goes well with your *new* member name too!! Now, this time around I hope you can play nice
Or was it me that wasn't playing nice?? Oh Hell, come on in here boy and have a seat!!
Magestica (formerly known as Prince)

posted on Jul, 18 2003 @ 09:33 PM
oh what shame guest got banned already, at least he got banned before he wasted too much time here on the board, i'm gonna miss his funny saying's

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