I'll go first.
THE "WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?" BLOGGER QUIZ
1. Who the hell do you think you are?
I am JungleJake, he who defends the jungle from the ravages of Aquaman (a really easy job) and helps to
throughout the world!
2. So, other than blogging, what's your job? Do you work at some fast food joint, dumb[head]?
What do you mean, I don't blog. Besides, it seems I'm paid to sit here and post nonsensical replies and threads here on ATS and BTS
3. Do you have like any experience in journalism, idiot?
I've tried to write some articles for ATSNN, but they've always been too American and get shot down by my fellow ATSers.
4. Do you even read newspapers?
...I recognize that "news" word from FoxNews, but what's a paper? Oooohh, maybe that's the new word for web page. Yes, I read FoxNews!
5. Do you watch any other news than FOX News propaganda, you ignorant fool?
Yeah, I also watch the Military Channel and History Channels. Only the American History Channels, that History International is just a tool of the
6. I bet you're some moron talk radio listener too, huh?
Ray-deo? I've never watched the Rodeo with the sound turned up. Those commentators really ruin the cowboy experience.
7. So, do you get a fax from the GOP each day for what to say, you @#$% Republican parrot?
Only on the days I remember to check. When I forget, they hold my paycheck! I need that money for my guns and oxycotton!
8. Why do you and your blogger friends want to silence and fire everyone who disagrees with you, fascist?
Well, because they're wrong.
9. Are you completely ignorant of other countries, or do you actually own a passport?
I've heard of America, America-Iraq, America-Peru, America-Afghanistan, America-England, America jr., and that dirty one. I don't need a passport to
travel to America jr.
10. Have you even been to another country, you dumb hick?
I've been to San Francisco, but then that would be considered another world.
11. If you're so keen on the war, why haven't you signed up, chickenhawk?
A fellah could get killed over there!
12. Do you have any idea of the horrors of war? Have you ever reached into a pile of goo that was your best friend's face?
No, but I have reached into a pile of goo that was my face. Got me a really nice booger at the light, too
13. Have you ever reached into any pile of goo?
There was this one time I dropped a pen under my bed and found where all the fruit flies were coming from. Come to think of it, that may have been my
best friend's face, or it could have been a 3 week old bowl of pudding. Thanks, Bill Cosby. Thanks a lot.
14. Once again, who the hell do you think you are?!
I am Jake, lord of the jungle and grease! I am the wind that comes with the cleansing rain blowing all that is greasy away!
[edit on 2-23-2005 by junglejake]