a reply to: SteamyJeans
Found a review I wrote of their first published work:
1. Trina : Bombastic and abrupt. In your face only to make associations with not a primitive man but a future man realizing he is primitive. Wants to
smash skull, microchip embedded says NO!
2. Tamara : Sliding and drunk man walks into a bar, no wait a second he isn’t drunk, he is schizophrenic, he is telling you about Jesus. Jesus
doesn’t know what he knows. Now somehow you are in his head trying to get out. This isn’t fair! This is not fair! Let yourself OUT! Let yourself
OUT! Let yourself OUT! Let yourself OUT! Ok, you got out.
3. Tareka : The car is going really fast and it’s not cool because you are tripping your brains out. HOLY #! This is wrong isn’t it? Let’s stop
at a gas station and get a soda. Look at these freaks faces! I think they KNOW! I think they KNOW! I think they KNOW! Get back in the car, got to get
back in the car and drive away. Got to get in the car and drive somewhere again. Driving again, can’t see the road, but I can feel it and its moving
really fast, not the car damnit, it’s the road that’s moving, not the car, not the car. Ok, we got to a party - this party is crazy but not
because the party is but because I am. THEY KNOW! I try talking to this one girl and under normal circumstances she’d be pretty but for now she
looks like a monster. A horrible monster. She can’t even talk about reality. Or is it me? I guess its me. I am not moving the party is, the monsters
are. And they are all ugly. They make me laugh. Wait, did I start in the third person?
4. Tenesha : Swing set as a child, sharing the set with a cartoon. His limbs don’t work like normal limbs, they are rubber and move all over the
place. When I grow up I want to be a hobo. A hobo Krishna. A pregnant hobo. A hobo with a belly full of Tyrannosaurus Rex babies. They will be born
live not in eggs, eggs are for suckers.
5. Toni : This God DAMN car has broken down again. I’ve had it. Dents are happening because of me. I slash my own tires. # THIS CAR. # THIS CAR. #
THIS CAR. # THIS CAR. # THIS CAR. # THIS CAR. # THIS CAR. # THIS CAR. # THIS CAR. # THIS CAR. # THIS CAR. # THIS CAR. # THIS CAR. # THIS CAR. # THIS
CAR. # THIS CAR. # THIS CAR. # THIS CAR. So then I wake up the next day, Ok - I’m lying, I never went to sleep. I must explain my actions. I must
explain. You understand that I had to do it right?
6. Towanda: Have you ever fallen down a really big hill and all there are to tumble over are sticker bushes? Yeah, but these sticker bushes when they
stick you they shoot laughing gas in the air. So it hurts but it makes you giggle. Ladies?
7. Talula : So you’ve been married 60 years to a 500-pound abusive and alcoholic woman. Yeah so you hate that. And then you walk outside one day and
see her covered by thousands of bees and she’s dead. You have to celebrate but you can’t let anyone see that because that would make people think
bad things. Very bad things. But you must celebrate. When or where? So later, everyone is gone and the body has been removed from your yard. You begin
to dance, as you are ecstatic, you go into a trance. You are a bee; you are stinging and STINGING and STINGING, YES! YES! YES! YES! You go to sleep
like a baby.
Hopefully it self censors...
edit on 19-9-2018 by Fools because: link no work