DoctorBluechip Introduction

Good evening , morning , afternoon , my name is DoctorBluechip , very pleased to be here wherever you are.

I have a first class degree with honours and have also completed my PhD in Prevarication Studies , so I hope to be of use to these forums !!

I prefer to think I can see in relative darkness , yet a recent bump on the nose has reminded me otherwise , so please do feel free to inform me if I make any mistakes. Further enlightenment will always be welcome , and I'm happy to return any pms . If you suffer that I may have a remedy , do bear with me

So , a little about myself :

I live in a house , a very big house, in the country of England . I was a city dweller , rather successful , but I thought to myself , "I'm caught in a rat race" . So I decided to escape it , and never looked back .

Paying the price of living life at the limit was making me anxious and while I used to be a professional cynic , my heart was just not in it . I had alot of money , but all I really wanted to do was watch television and keep animals .
So nowadays I wake up to glorious mornings and take walks on blissful afternoons. All that city dirt was left behind in the 90s , just a blur now , but 18 years later I'm still getting rid of the smog from my lungs . My beautiful girlfriend had a fall from her horse a while back , but that's about all the danger I've encountered since moving away from London . That and when the local farmer nearly flattened me with his loader . Bella-Rose is quite better now and safe from harm here too, and that's what makes me happy .

What brings me here you may ask ? Well , I was glad to see that this site is moderated (hi mods!) , and has many topics about President Trump and friends , who I find simply fascinating . Brexit , spy stories , disasters , big business conspiracies, financial crimes, and government policy, we watch all with keen eyes.
I also get a kick from space topics like the lunar landings , aliens and all things inter-stellar . We have a great view of the skies from here .
Plus , I like to know why things happen - extraordinary or just ordinary things .
When I'm given good firm reasons , or the 'raison d'etre' as the French say , it fulfills my spirit , and when there is meaning in life, I can take my herbal baths in peace and tranquility .

I add 2 or 4 big handfuls of Himalayan Salt to those , by the way ; absolutely recommended . Health topics and psychology are also my thing . I like to keep company with those who think , and while it's quiet around here , very quiet , I'm looking forward to a little extra social time and a few jokes too, with those who aren't drinking the fluoridated coca-cola day by day like the masses . Though they're getting there , it remains the case that a dearth of correct information on important matters may hold them back , so however we can help through discussions , sharing knowledge, getting to the truth, should help the rest of the world progress beyond it's self-limited boundaries .

Also , let me add that I would like to see humanity direct some of it's development to evolving new sustainable food producing techniques for example permaculture systems , aquaponics , and home food computers linking advanced biological know-how with high tech and organics etc . I'll make a thread or two about those things sometime .

So , here am I , nice to read you as it were , whoever you are . God bless you and keep you as the Reverend always says and see you all on the boards .

a reply to: DoctorBluechip

What an interesting introduction!

I was going to take a course in procrastination, but could never find the time.


Enjoy the site!

a reply to: DBCowboy

Haha! Thanks

I started a year long evening course in Promulgation Techniques but ruled it out when it came to mandatory examinations

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: DoctorBluechip

What an interesting introduction!

I was going to take a course in procrastination, but could never find the time.


Enjoy the site!

As I reflect back on my college years I'd say I took up time and space, mostly.

I cant tell if OP is a statistics major, or if they are lying entirely.

Welcome DoctorBluechip..hope you enjoy your time here and look forward to reading your posts.

a reply to: drewlander

There are two kinds of statistics, the kind you look up, and the kind you make up.
-Rex Stout

a reply to: DBCowboy

Thanks for going with it then , I thought given the content on here and the pickles anyone could get into ..
I wasn't going to say for example I've got 3 kids and drive a ford ranger , registration vd58ssp etc. as I'm sure some people make the mistake of doing . I'm not expecting to get whacked by the mafia but you never know ...

Award for the most interesting and entertaining intro EVER. So looking forward to your posts and comments. Welcome.

originally posted by: DoctorBluechip
a reply to: DBCowboy

Thanks for going with it then , I thought given the content on here and the pickles anyone could get into ..
I wasn't going to say for example I've got 3 kids and drive a ford ranger , registration vd58ssp etc. as I'm sure some people make the mistake of doing . I'm not expecting to get whacked by the mafia but you never know ...

Just enjoy the site, have fun and if I were to offer any advice, it'd be to not take anything too seriously.

a reply to: DBCowboy


Made the mistake of laughing at a stoner once , who then suddenly flipped a skitz and gripped me up by the neck ! It made me a little wary ever since

originally posted by: DoctorBluechip
a reply to: DBCowboy


Made the mistake of laughing at a stoner once , who then suddenly flipped a skitz and gripped me up by the neck ! It made me a little wary ever since

Just dangle some car keys or something next time.

They get distracted by shiny things.

Wonderful introduction! Hello and welcome to our awesome site!

originally posted by: DoctorBluechip
a reply to: DBCowboy


Made the mistake of laughing at a stoner once , who then suddenly flipped a skitz and gripped me up by the neck!

Shots fired, lol

Welcome to the forum, I look forward to reading your posts!

a reply to: DoctorBluechip
Hi, just a shout, if we disagree don't think I'm angry or anything, I'm only here for interesting discussion and entertainment value.
Your OP reminded me of this...

a reply to: CornishCeltGuy

You got it in one , I was sure someone would ! Down to the good old Brits again

Very nice to meet you all , don't worry I'm a not a pathological liar , far from it ! Just added a small portion of pseudologia fantastica
to this one .

I like baths too I just had one. I make it bubble bath and when i get out i use massage oil it smells nice. I like it.

a reply to: DoctorBluechip

Watch out for folk who just attack the perceived intent of the poster, not the points of the post.
They are a pain in the arse and I've started challenging it now.

a reply to: Damla

Your skin absorbs good elements for your body and mind . Sometimes better than food . I expect you know that

Seaweed has nearly all the trace elements you need , you can just pour in some chelated seaweed solution , it's also a very good fertilizer for plants, you can just pour some in your bathwater

a reply to: DoctorBluechip

I Hereby Dub You...........SmartGUY001 . Hello Friend , Welcome to ATS !

a reply to: CornishCeltGuy

I'll watch out for that and I'll be behind you if I see it , weighing their grains of sand